CWC Update 18 January 2009
(Garbled) January 18th 2009. This is another brief update. For those of you that have actually received them, um, the e-mails that possibly came from my AOL account - TROLL! - another troll has hacked into my AOL account yesterday and spammed the e-mails around. I had closed the account temporarily, and I am currently without the e-mail address. So therefore, uh, just to, just to remind, just to let everybody in my fanbase and on the Internet know, I'm st- I AM STRAIGHT, I AM STRAIGHT, and no troll, no slanderous troll is gonna alter me in such way. I am straight, straight, BELIEVE ME.
I have a subscription to Playboy.
(*Sniff*)
And look in, and look in my eyes, my face. I can't be more serious than how I am right now. Those damn slanderous trolls! Damn them all to Hell.
And another thing you slanderous trolls, you can kiss my foot! And you know what else else?
(Chris stomps a vibrator. Turning his shoe, we see a note attached to it with a picture of a naked woman's dismembered torso, and the message "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS STRAIGHT!!").
And don't you forget it!
Ah, but the rest of y'all, the true, good citizens, Peace, and have a good day.
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