Sonichu's News Dash
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OH GOD THAT FACE
| “ | Well, it’s the end of another month, and I still don’t have a girlfriend. Maybe my latest idea, the Sonichu’s News Dash! newsletter, will make the ladies take notice of me. | ” |
| Chris, believe your own newsletter will attract women, 31 January 2004 | ||
"Newsletter" that Chris updated his nonexistent fanbase with updates. Often contained poetry, dating advice, etc. Prime work of the early Chris-chan, pre-ED.
Was scolded by Mary Lee Walsh for passing out physical copies around the PVCC campus.
The News Dash Incident, in Chris's own words
| “ | Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT XXXXX! In response, Iplan to incite the masses, and hope they DEMAND the return the News Dash so my chances on getting a girlfriend can be restored. I have also declared WAR on them as well! | ” |
| Chris[1] | ||
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This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it. |