User:PsychoNerd054/Touching Shit

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We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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Touching the Poop is a phrase used in lolcow-centric communities that refers to the negative repercussions that occur from interacting directly with lolcows, or being involved in their drama.

Uses by Chris

“	This medallion was destined and fated for you. You may not get rid of it.	”
Chris responding to an OfficialCWCmart customer