User:Umad/Revive Zordon

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Revive Zordon Cat Scratch Fever
They smashed his tube
while lost in space
And then he was gone to save the human race
Yet more evil forces showed up
And they lost their good fans
When they went and killed Zordon!

[''chorus'']

They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!

Presidents tried to enforce
But that plot was too trite
Zordon was better than the police
He had great powers and then some 
Might and magic ruled
And five Zords rule over three.

[''chorus x 2'']

The original team was beyond the best
Tommy loved Kimberly 
(Sweet and Tenderly)
Trini was keeping it real with Zach,
Billy had the brains to time travel
and Jason was leadin' Red!

Dinozords evolved to the
the Thunder Power
Ninja and Shogun Titanus
Zeo Crystal Power
Autobot-Style with Turbo
U.F.O. Got lost in Space

[''chrous'']

Revive Zordon and get the
Power Rangers back together,
which was most awesome!!!
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers")


To the tune of
Cat Scratch Fever
by Ted Nugent.

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free

[''chorus'']

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

[''chrous x 2'']

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make a pussy purr with
A stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
And they know just where to go
When they need their lovin' man
They know I doin' it for free

[''chorus'' x 2]

[''chorus'' x 2]