Vanessa IRC Chat 3

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Joshua (11:54:38 PM): so i know you told me alittle abit of Ivy but the video of you on youtube of you laying down crying and some girl broke up with you
Joshua (11:54:44 PM): who was the girl?
ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:33 PM): That was MONTHS Ago. and I do not remember that "girl", but "she" was a troll anyway.
ChrisChanSonichu (11:57:07 PM): I think I remember now, yes. that was Sarah Cassandra McKenzie; not a troll. An australian girl, but she was a victim of the recent bushfires.
Joshua (11:57:13 PM): i need too know little more info about your child hood bc wanny use it for the movie
Joshua (11:57:24 PM): oh
ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:26 PM): If I understood the scenario, I can offer a proper piece of my childhood from memory for the movie. A blow-up female sex doll, which came with a plastic, removable police outfit.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:37 AM): In my adult life, I have gone through a number of female sex dolls. After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:54 AM): I think I've been through 3 of the "Officer Nasty" dolls.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:20 AM): you can look up that, and other, sex dolls on http://www.adameve.com
ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:44 AM): and with a minimum 17 dollar purchase, they offer a free gift.
Joshua (12:02:46 AM): do you trust me?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:57 AM): yes, Vanessa, I trust you
Joshua (12:03:39 AM): do you put things in ur ass? if you do its kinda turn's me on
ChrisChanSonichu (12:04:06 AM): I did for a short time, but I found it uncomfortable for me, so I don't do that anymore.
Joshua (12:04:23 AM): comeon baby you still do it plzz tell me honey
ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:04 AM): sometimes with a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:11 AM): other than that, no.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:25 AM): I tell you straight-out.
Joshua (12:08:02 AM): dont play with me
Joshua (12:08:17 AM): chris you still have some feelings for me
Joshua (12:08:26 AM): i know you do bc i can tell it
ChrisChanSonichu (12:08:34 AM): strictly caring feelings for you as a friend.
Joshua (12:09:09 AM): chris you bad boy
Joshua (12:09:13 AM): you know you do
Joshua (12:09:17 AM): just tell me
Joshua (12:09:27 AM): would you take me than ivy?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:09:49 AM): no, I would take Ivy first, because I have promised my heart and virginity to her.
Joshua (12:10:03 AM): Chris you told me you love me
ChrisChanSonichu (12:10:14 AM): I love you as a friend.
Joshua (12:11:47 AM): what would you do if i was nacked in the Limo with you?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:57 AM): Yes, I would love to meet you for myself, as a friend.
Joshua (12:12:24 AM): and you like too see me Nacked
ChrisChanSonichu (12:12:29 AM): I would feel nervous, and I would resist.
Joshua (12:12:43 AM): yeah right
Joshua (12:12:51 AM): you'll go at it
Joshua (12:12:54 AM): and fuck me
ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:26 AM): No, I would not. I have my morals, and Jesus guides me. And I have my strong promises I have mutually made with Ivy.
Joshua (12:13:45 AM): you told me something diff early today
ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:11 AM): I caved in, but even though I typed "Vanessa", I was actually shouting "Ivy"
Joshua (12:14:19 AM): what would you do if you and Ivy broke up?
Joshua (12:14:41 AM): yeah right
ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:41 AM): I would feel saddened for a while, but eventually I would move on.
Joshua (12:14:59 AM): no you would'nt you'll ask me out
Joshua (12:15:03 AM): would'nt you?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:15:23 AM): maybe, but I can not foresee the future.
Joshua (12:15:40 AM): yeah
ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:01 AM): Look, you're going to back in C-Ville tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?
Joshua (12:16:05 AM): but still if i came down there now and tease you little you'll make you move belive me you will
ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:37 AM): you can try, but I will remain strong and resist.
Joshua (12:16:52 AM): oh baby fuck me im horny
Joshua (12:17:05 AM): oh my god im really amn
ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:07 AM): Do You Not Have Any Self-Control, Vanessa?
Joshua (12:17:18 AM): im so fucking horny
Joshua (12:17:22 AM): i want you
ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:25 AM): Please, Control Yourself.
Joshua (12:17:32 AM): i want you chris
Joshua (12:17:38 AM): plzzz fuck me
Joshua (12:17:41 AM): i want it
Joshua (12:17:46 AM): dont make me bag
ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:52 AM): I have set my ground rules.
Joshua (12:18:01 AM): comeon i want you
ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:39 AM): Please control yourself. How about 3:00 or 4:00 for our meeting tomorrow afternoon?
Joshua (12:20:10 AM): comeon baby i want ur dick
ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.
Joshua (12:20:27 AM): dont tease me
Joshua (12:20:33 AM): i dont like beening tease
Joshua (12:20:41 AM): FUCK ME
Joshua (12:20:43 AM): FUCK ME
Joshua (12:20:46 AM): CHRIS OH BABY
Joshua (12:20:54 AM): im rubbing my pussy
Joshua (12:20:57 AM): and getting wet
ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:11 AM): I am being honest, I wish you would respect my space and request of a non-sexual conversation.
Joshua (12:21:28 AM): comeon
Joshua (12:21:37 AM): i want you dick really bad
ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:22 AM): I was once your age, when I would have wanted sex left and right, but I have grown up more mature mentally, and I have my Sweetheart I have been praying for from God and Jesus.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:30 AM): I wish you would respect my wishes.
Joshua (12:27:40 AM): what happen too Sara?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:12 AM): Like I said earlier, she perished in the recent Australian Bushfires.
Joshua (12:28:32 AM): im talking about Sara Hammer
ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:39 AM): oh.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:59 AM): A few years ago, she got married to William Spicer
ChrisChanSonichu (12:29:43 AM): since her last visit just after her wedding, I haven't heard from her since, outside of her father's updates on rare occassion.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:14 AM): Last I heard, William has been treating her very well, and she is healthy and safe.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:41 AM): Joshua told me recently that she was employed, but I forget where.
Joshua (12:30:44 AM): how did you get fired from ur job selling knives?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:58 AM): that was when I worked as a Cutco salesman. I did not get fired; my boss got replaced, then I did not know what to do with any future business transactions from that summer job, so I quit.
Joshua (12:32:52 AM): tell me little bit about the girl at thee game place
Joshua (12:33:28 AM): ???
Joshua (12:33:33 AM): chris u there?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:33:51 AM): i'm here.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:34:00 AM): Megan.
Joshua (12:34:34 AM): whats the lyrics to Sonichu's Zip?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:13 AM): a crush I had my eye on for the two years we were in personal touch. But she felt no lovey emotions for me, and last June, I got kicked out of The Game Place by that bastard, Michael Snyder; he hated my guts.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:57 AM): I'll e-mail you the lyrics after I've found my hand-written lyric sheet.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:11 AM): because it would take a while to type them up, and I can't remember them all off the top of my head.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:19 AM): at the moment
Joshua (12:42:43 AM): have you seen the "sonichu the animated series" on youtube?
Joshua (12:42:55 AM): by Spaz Kid
ChrisChanSonichu (12:43:00 AM): a bit of it
Joshua (12:49:57): why are you doing comic 10 when he hasn't finished comic 9 yet
ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:09 AM): no, I am working on Book #9; I did those few pages for 10 on-the-spot in a random spark of inspiration.
Joshua (12:50:51 AM): ur gona give me a copy?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:51:06 AM): I may.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:52:36 AM): I will have it completed soon enough.
Joshua (12:53:26): Where will you take me on our frst date?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:24 AM): I can treat you to lunch at the McDonalds when we meet there.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:56 AM): I have to get some sleep. I'll talk to you again later.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:56:09 AM): Love and Peace.