Talk:Hotel Ricky Ricardo

Translate this shit. You know the drill; direct translation, with all Chris's misspellings intact, and literal, showing intent. This is gonna be awesome. LStaley416 02:02, 26 October 2009 (CET)

• I'll get started on it. My Spanish is awfully rough, but Chris's Spanish is so simple that even I can understand virtually all of it in one pass. Llort 02:27, 26 October 2009 (CET)
• OR... I can waste my time starting a translation when someone else had already completed one and just didn't bother letting anyone know on the talk page that they were working on one 'cause they like making others look like stupid assholes. Whoo! Duplication of efforts FTL! Llort 02:49, 26 October 2009 (CET)

Alternate translation by gusvansant

He translates it as Richy Ricardo, not Ricky Ricardo...

Alternate translation II Hotel Description: The hotel, "Richy Ricardo," is a very comfortable hotel. It has a restaurant and it's in Station PLaza. The phone number is 634 92 10. It has an elevator, a pool and a garage. In the rooms, there's a television, air conditioning, and a video game system, Sega Dreamcast. And with the Dreamcast there are many video games and access to the internet. You can buy or rent a Jump Pack or a VMU for the Dreamcast at the Reception desk. There is a telephone at the rooms. In this hotel there are 200 rooms. One room costs between 15,500 and 21,000 pesetas ($1,550 and $2,100 American dollars). The breakfast is included in the room's price. They accept three credit cards: American Express, Visa and Discovery. They also accept some travelers' checks.

(SORRY GUYS HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T BUTCHER THAT TOO BADLY) III In Our Rooms There Are... 1. In the rooms there is a marriage bed and two simple beds (or single I guess, but most people I know would say that means simple) 2. In the rooms there is a big closet and a desk. 3. In the rooms there is a small little night table (lol repetition Chris). 4. In the rooms there is a large chest with drawers and four cases. 5. In the rooms there are two chairs, a little coffee table, a comfortable big chair and a sofa. 6. In the rooms there are some pictures (do?) the good artists (gender fuckup Chris), DeVinci, Michalanglo and C.W. Chandler. 7. In the rooms there is a shower, a Water Closet (note how Chris refuses to call it a toilet, always insisting on calling it a Water Closet or a Commode), a sink and a big mirror (so Chris can see his pickle). 8. In the rooms there is an annoying TV. (or heavy, or obnoxious) 9. In the rooms there is a video game system (do? videos?): Sega Dreamcast with some video games; very modern. 10 In the rooms there is a formal shelf. (wut)

IV. Our Employees' and Hotel Clients' Activities 1. Our client, Sonic the Spiny Pig plays (fucked up conjugation) the guitar for the cute girls next to the pool. 2. Our client, Amy Rose goes shopping in the department stores near the hotel. 3. Our employee, Jose makes the meals in the kitchen. 4. Mrs. Cox plays the video game Hydro Thunder with her little son, Christian Cox. 5. Mr. Cox plays tennis in the park that's far from the hotel. 6. Each night, Mr. Red Skelton tells many funny jokes in our restrant (misspelled). 7. I do my Pokemon website, El PokeSite de RWC 2! (Chris you lazy fuck. Here he's stopped doing the assignment and he's just writing shit he already knows and hopes the teacher won't read.) 8. Knuckles climbs the hotel wall. 9. Tails breeds the Chaos (lol making up words Chris) in Chao's garden. 10. The employee, Tiffany washes the towels, the clothes and the hotel curtains. 11. The employee, Kellie arranges the furniture in the rooms. 12. My mother fights with my father when they are angry. 13. The Chaos swim in the garden pond. (fuck you and your Sonic bullshit) 14. Christian Cox is mad if he didn't sleep well. (I bet this was one of CWC's high school excuses.) 15. Sonic and I play the video game Sonic Adventure; Sonic has more points than me.

V The Hotel President: Ricardo W. Chandler. Hello! My name is Ricardo. I am 18. I am tall and skinny. I have brownish hair, one blue eye and one green eye. I am honest; I like to tell the truth. I am smart; I know math, Spanish, photography and the computer. I am fun; I play some video games and the Pokemon card game. I am an artist; I like to do a lot of art. Have a good day (Chris doesn't say this the polite way, at least in my culture, he says it the rude commanding way).

Binky. :3 RachmaninovDESU 02:31, 26 October 2009 (CET)