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[[Image:Hackedbyjosh.jpg|right|thumb|Hey Faggot,<br><br>
My name is Joshua Martinez, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of his day drawing stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you just take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fucking an anime blowup doll.
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Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn animal people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.
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Pics Related: It's me and my bitch]]


'''CWC's Sonichu Site!''' (full title: '''The Official & The Originial '''''[sic]'' '''From Christian Weston Chandler the Sonichu and Rosechu Site!''') was launched on August, 17, [[2000]] to celebrate the Chris-Chan's greatest creation, Sonichu.  The site has resided at different webhosts over the years since [[troll]]s keep hacking Chris's password.  Since the site is frequently hacked and/or down, a mirror of the site from [[November 2008]] is archived [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/ here].
== Design and content ==
Chris likes to harp on how he took two HTML classes and likes to construct his page on Netscape Composer, a mercifully discontinued software product. It is fairly obvious that either the HTML classes didn't teach good web design principles, or Chris slept through those sections.
The main hub of the Sonichu site is the front page, which has frequently been compared to [http://www.timecube.com/ Time Cube]. The comparison isn't entirely unfounded, though Gene Ray at least had an ounce of sanity what comes to color choices and readability. Like Gene Ray, Chris dumped everything on the front page, all of the content centered. Chris also added things to the page to random places with little thought on where they go, and didn't really have the time and energy to update the page. In the latest incarnations, the page had mentions of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' material, Chris's changes to the comic, and had "[[Copyright]] CWC and Nintendo", long after the end of the [[Miyamoto Saga]].
Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the "Super [[Sonic]] Webring"; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving "_SITE_ID_HERE_" in the links) — this simple failure to follow very simple setup instructions may have been why he was not approved as a member, as Webring owners usually checked this. His Fastcounter link is also broken. His guestbook code appears to come from someone called "Starytime"; since Lycos's guestbook system is broken, we have no idea if he badly copypasted this too (hijacking some poor sod's guestbook in process), or if it really was Chris's guestbook.
=== Sonichu-Fans (2008) ===
Sonichu-Fans was a small sub-site of Sonichu.net, created by [[PandaHalo]], and meant for use by Chris's [[fans]]. Most of the site's features were never really created. Its most notable feature was "Sonichu fan chat", a Java IRC applet that connected to [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|Rizon's #sonichu channel]]. In the days following its introduction, Chris appeared in the fan chat in person a few times.
[[Image: Lolcwcoldsite.png|right|thumb|Related searches: Dating Services and the Holocaust.]]
=== Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack (Early 2009 - May 2009) ===
{{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack}}
After the nuclear winter following the release of [[Sonichu 8]], Chris made a solemn promise not to release any more naughty imagery. Naturally, he had to break this vow when the Sonichu Girls forum members asked nicely. (Actually, they didn't as much ''ask'' as they merely ''happened to exist,'' and Chris thought up something nice for them.)
== Hosting history ==
=== Primordial origins (August 2000 - 2007) ===
The originial incarnation of the Sonichu Site was hosted on the near-legendary free host for crappy personal web pages, Tripod, at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</nowiki> (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm). As the site was launched back when it was not yet a crime to violate aesthetics and common sense in web design, Chris's page blended right in.
Chris even reminisces about his "Sonichu Site Filing Facility Hosted by Tripod" in [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] — not that it makes any frigging sense. It is probably just some sort of a comic-page manifestation of a psychotic break. He even calls this "burning the Tripod bridge". The fact that trolls hacked the site must have been particularly traumatizing to Chris.
In the comic, Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some bad-acid-inspired devil trolls, moves his files away from Tripod and bombs the crap out of the site, then says "Tripod was weak, in security, and it lacked the support for Flash media, anyway". In truth, the fact that Chris's site was hacked was entirely due to his weak passwords and sloppy security practices (for example, in security questions, he has put in answers that could be looked up from the web; everyone knows his [[Mary Poppins|favourite film]]). And fascinatingly enough, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't support Flash either — otherwise, we'd be thrilled to see what kind of craziness his two HTML classes could inspire him to create in Flash.
=== [http://sonichu.net sonichu.net](2007 - January 2009) ===
Established in [[2007]] sometime after trolls registered sonichu.com.  (In Christian's words, "nothing but net.")  Was hacked at least twice (read: Chris gave out his passwords).  Sonichu.net was hacked in [[January 2009]] by [[Gregg Mays]], prompting Chris to show his [[fangs]].  The domain was sold on [[eBay]] and is currently used to host a [[parody]] CWCville homepage. In February 2010, it was turned into a Meatspin mirror. The parody page can still be accessed at [http://www.onetruecwcville.net onetruecwcville.net].
=== [http://www.sonichu.info sonichu.info] (January 2009) ===
Quickly established in [[January 2009]] to replace sonichu.net, and just as quickly hacked.  The site now redirects to [http://www.sonichu.110mb.com sonichu.110mb.com]. When the man takes you away, do not resist.
=== [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com sonichuandrosechu.com] (Early 2009 - August 2009) ===
After a hiatus Chris finally relaunched his site here.  It lasted a little longer until he gave his password to [[Julie]] with predictable results.  This incarnation is most notable for seeing the debut of Chris's official Rule 34 section, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. As of August, the website is down.
=== [http://www.cwcville.com cwcville.com] (April 2009 - May 2009) ===
After another hiatus, Chris relaunched his site at this new domain on 9 [[2009#April|April 2009]]. Since Chris doesn't know how to manage the mess of links he has created, some remain broken such as the one to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], so you'd have to change the domain name to visit it. Da major update he made to this site was to paste his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|autobiography]] after it got deleted from [[Wikipedia]].
On 15 [[May 2009]] it was hacked yet again, and featured gay pride imagery and a message that demanded the completion of [[Sonichu 9]]. This was later replaced with images of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], some of the pictures suggesting that they have some sort of a [[sweethearts|relationship]]. As of August, the website is down.
An archive of the site in all its fugly glory can be found [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ here].
=== [[CWCipedia]] (July 2009 - January 2010 - February 2010 - March 2010 - April 2010 - present) ===
In late [[July 2009]] Chris finally began to use the [[CWCipedia]], a wiki given to him by [[Cogsdev]] so that he could share his version of events with the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]. Predictably, it wasn't long before Chris started abusing the free webspace provided by using it as his defacto new site. As of early August he's not only uploaded every comic, but the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|debut album]] of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. CWCipedia has been locked down twice, first time due to Chris posting unauthorized advertisements, the second time in February 2010 due to DMCA claim by [[Evan]]. In [[March 2010]], [[Mao]] purchased the CWCipedia for $100, placing it out of Chris's control, at which point trolls vandalized the everliving shit out of it, greatly improving it. WikiSysop, however, decided to ruin everyone's fun and reverted much of the vandalism... for now, at least.
==Gallery==
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== See also ==
* [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]
* [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]
== Links ==
* [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/ A archived of version of the original Sonichu site in all of its retarded and fugly glory]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

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