Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
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Filmed February 24, 2007. In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "ladies and gentlemen and dudes and dudettes of all teenages."
The only time Chris has been seen in the harsh light of day.
Video covers:
- Why it is imortant to STAY STRAIGHT.
- How to attract a sweetheart.
- Boys should stroke the hair of a My Little Pony to understand girls.
- Girls should get accquire Transformers to understand boys.
- Why all tobacco should be sent to the moon.
- Why drinking is bad.