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As the second of his paid request videos to raise money during the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris read a famous internet meme "copypasta" about an individual who "sexually identifies as an attack helicopter". The resulting video was '''Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter'''. At the end, Chris found it necessary to exaggeratedly shake his head so his [[Trolls|fanbase]] would know he is not associated with the literary masterpiece he just read.
#REDIRECT [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter]]
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|fof0BM28TUY}}
| stardate      = 20 [[July 2016]]
| Saga          = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous      = [[Announcement 07202016]]
}}
 
===Description===
{{quotebox| And now by paid request...
 
via YouTube capture}}
 
===Transcript===
Hello everybody, here's another paid request, their words, not mine, it's a... little piece of literature this person liked. Alright, so... [''reading energetically''] "I [[Tomgirl|sexually identify]] as an at''tack'' helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the [[Speech impediment|offields]], dropping... [[Semen|hot, sticky loads]] on [[Chris and race|disgusting foreigners]]. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible, and I'm... [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], but I don't ''care''. I'm beautiful." Mmph. [''suddenly monotone, confused''] "I'm having a... plastic surgeon install [[Speech impediment|rolly]] blades, thirty-millimeter... cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body, [''high pitched''] and from now on, I want you guys to call me ''ApaCHEEE'' and respect my rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a... heliphobe... and you need to check your vehicle [[Speech impediment|priviges]]. Thank you for being so understanding."
 
Wow, that's [[Chris and psychology|crazy]], that's jus'... I feel like... it's weird. [''Chris makes a strange sound, seemingly blowing a very short raspberry''] Whatever.
 
[''He shakes his head rapidly while [[Chris and cinematography|wobbling the camera]]'']
 
Alright, well there you go. Paid request. Have a good day.

Latest revision as of 20:08, 3 September 2016

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