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{{quote|But, y'know, I wouldn't—I would not wear them on a daily basis I wear briefs. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do, uh, I get very [[stress]]ed out from, uh, people who yell at me or, uh, misunderstand me or [[trolls|talk bad about me]]. And, and, between that and other real-life stresses, uh, it just pen—it just builds up and sometimes uh, it just—I just have to—it just comes out and I sometimes accidentally, uh…poo my pants. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, pooed their childhood diapers, much less pooed their…underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human. Nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.|[[Chris]] on his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]] }}
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[[Image:Autobiographical.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's gay evil twin shits himself and wets his pants.
<br>Notice that Chris uses the word "tinkle", a word used by children to describe urination.]]
 
'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a troll term for Chris's troubles with [[Wikipedia:Encopresis|encopresis]].
 
[[Stress]] (surprise, surprise) plays a large role in Chris's incontinence problems, as he has trouble controlling himself when under the hammer.  
 
Chris is often expecting a fart when he suddenly realizes that the briefs that were so clean a moment ago are now DIRTY and CRAPPED. This is sometimes called a "shart" in American slang.
 
He justifies his fecal incontinence by claiming that it is perfectly normal and quite common for adults to soil themselves on a regular basis. There are only 2 causes for a relatively healthy adult to shit themselves: 1. as a symptom of gastrointestinal distress 2. In a fit of vomiting, muscles throughout the body loosen with each successive heave to assist in expelling the stomach's contents. With all the body's energy being used for heaving, the anus is unable to stay tight and closed. This is more likely if diarrhea is present.
 
In [[2009#March|March 2009]], [[Ivy]] alleged that Chris's claims of dirty, crapped briefs are not, as some argued, merely skid-marks in his undergarments (presumably to assert he wears briefs enough to have skid-marks in them) but rather he has problems controlling his sphincter and apparently is open about the fact presumably to gain pity. It was also alleged that Chris's doctor has been trying to get him to wear [[Butt garments|pads]], and that [[Barb]] is tired of having to wash his crapped underwear.
 
It is likely that his brief-crappings are chronic, as in the chat of 04 March 2009 with [[Julie]], Julie's brother [[Max]] asks Chris if he's crapped his briefs and he yells "MAYBE!" but then admits that he has indeed crapped his pants with a "...Yes."
 
On 28 April 2009, Chris admitted in [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video]] that he craps his pants when he's stressed and says that it's perfectly normal, comparing shitting his pants as a grown man with a baby defecating in its diaper.
 
On 1 December 2009, Chris refused to offer advice to a girl who suggested that she had some degree of fecal incontinence, claiming that the topic was personal, and that he refused to talk about it. Given Chris's gloried history of bad taste and indiscretion, this drawing a line between what is private and public could be a milestone.  Or perhaps he just found the idea of a girl who shits herself to be too icky for his tastes.
 
Further evidence of Chris's discomfort in talking about the subject lies in his choice of dated vocabulary.  Rather than calling toilets a "toilet" or a "john," Chris refers to them formally and in an antiquated fashion as "commodes." CRAPPED BRIEFS are a Personal Subject.
 
==Transcript==
21:13 <@[[Clyde Cash|clydeC]]> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
<br>21:13 <%[[Christian Weston Chandler|ChrisChanSonichu]]> That, sir is INCORRECT.
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> [[:Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|OH WAIT,]] [[Muscle bra|YOU HAVE!]]
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<br>21:13 <@[[BILLY_MAYS]]> ZING
<br>21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
<br>21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
<br>21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
<br>21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
<br>'''21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.'''
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
<br>21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
<br>21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
<br>21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
<br>21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
<br>21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS
 
==Sources==
 
*[[IRC_(20_January_2009)|Complete transcript of the chat containing the revelation]]
 
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[[Category:CWC-isms|Dirty Crapped Briefs]]

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