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[[Image:Gitar.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The gitar in the image that won him $400 from [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest|GameStop]] (''Guitar Hero III'' version)]]
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[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|left|thumb|150px|The Gitar of Fail is seen on Chris's back here.]]
 
The '''Gitar of Fail''' is the custom painted ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' controller Chris used in the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]. He's showed it off in a number of his videos, and it's on the cover of his mocked-up copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]. He appears to think that it counts as an actual instrument and gives him the skill to really play guitar.
 
Chris apparently owns at least two ''Guitar Hero'' controllers, because the shape of the body in the contest photo is different from the one in his [[DVD]] slideshow. (One of them is the Gibson SG-styled model sold with the first two ''Guitar Hero'' games, while the other is the Les Paul sold with ''Guitar Hero III''.) He may have even owned a third controller at one point, another ''Guitar Hero III'' Les Paul, which he sold on [[eBay]] in September 2009. It's not clear why Chris would buy more than one controller, because he obviously has no friends to play with, but then common sense has never had much to do with his video game purchasing decisions.
 
<div style="text-align:center;">'''Fun Fact: He fails at using the guitar strap.'''</div>
 
==Appearances==
The Gitar appeared in the [[PS3 History Level]] video.
 
In Chris's [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|music video]] for [[Ivy]], he uses the Gitar extensively to rock out for her. In this video, it appears that Chris has further decorated the Gitar since he [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|first introduced it]] in October 2008.
 
A lesser Gitar of Fail, a customized ''Rock Band'' Stratocaster known as "[[Things Chris has ripped off|Meatwad's Shredwud]]," appeared in a video Chris recorded in [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|October 2009]]. Chris hocked this guitar on eBay around the same time, effectively [[Jimmy Hill|selling a product]] identical to another cartoonist's intellectual property.
 
==Guitar Hero III version==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|Chris seems a bit bored here, doesn't he?
Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|The funny thing is, there are no guitar solos in the song "Holding On For a Hero"... at all.
Image:CWCShred.jpg|Not even guitar parts, I'm afraid.
</gallery>
</center>
 
== Guitar Hero II version ==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:515-CustomGuitar2.JPG|Closeup of the body. Note how the paint looks like poster paint, since Chris's greasy hands would wipe off watercolor.
Image:516-CustomGuitar3.JPG|Neck of guitar controller. Notice Chris's pic of himself playing guitar is on his guitar on the body AND the fret board. Also, transformation sequence of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
Image:517-CustomGuitar4.JPG|Head. Notice the Sonichu sticker.
Image:514-CustomGuitar1.JPG|Chris showing it off (to himself, at least).
</gallery>
</center>
 
==See also==
* [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]]
 
{{Relics of Fail}}
 
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

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