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'''Josh Lover of men''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 20 July 2016, as part of his video request program. In this video, Chris reads out a paragraph written by a [[homo]] named Josh about how much of a [[ween|fucking idiot he is for paying $50 to Chris for this video]].
#REDIRECT [[Paid Video Requests#Josh_Lover_of_men]]
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Josh Lover of men
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|qTjvP_EXKlo}}
| stardate      = 20 [[July 2016]]
| Saga          = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous      = [[Update_20160718]]
}}
 
===Description===
{{quotebox| And now by paid request...}}
 
===Transcript===
[''[[PlayStation 4|PS4]] intro'']
 
Hello [[Speech impediment|'vbody]], this is [[Tomgirl|Christine]] Chandler, and, uh, the following is from... this guy Joshua's own words, this is a paid request. And the title is right here underneath, "Josh, Lover of Men". So, yeah. [''reading from iPhone''] "[[Homos|Homosexual]] known as Josh has [[Financhu Crisis|paid me $50]] [[United States]] currency to make this video. He is truly a [[Ween|crazy fucking idiot]] for doing so." His words, not mine. He wanted me to tell his [[Gal pal|friend]] Nicole that "she is an attractive slut and that he [[Speech Impediment|abbire]] her - he admires her greatly and appreciates her filthy whore face. Happy early birthday, you magnificent piece of human [[14 Branchland Court|garbage]]. You are such trash and we all love you a lot."
 
On a more serious note, Josh also [[Speech impediment]] wanned me to remind you that, hmmm, [''reading''] "[[White knight|I, Christine, am now and have always been a worthwhile human being that deserves a great amount of respect]], and... all [''unintelligible''] and... gratitude for... over the years of [[Chris and art|creativity and effort]] I have poured forth, for all the [[Chris and anger|genuine love and care]] I have trust onto you, not just for [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and all related [[Chris and copyright|original intellectual properties]], but also for the care I have put into my [[Trolls|fanbase]] and all those loyal to my [[Love Quest|righteous cause]]. Please take a moment out of each day to think about the tremendous good I have done for you, and others, and what you could do to give back. Be the hero that you feel inside. Be the Sonichu dat's in your [[Heart Level|heart]]. And go fast. Go... to PayPal, and buy a personalized video just like Josh did. Much love," Josh assed... me to bid you a fond farewell, "and may [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|lightning hedgehogs]] guide you to a path o' happiness".
 
Well, Nicole, at least he appreciates you. And, yeah, [[Chris and his Ego|I agree with him on everything about me]], so... thank you, Joshua. [[List of Chris's lies|I don't like very much calling other people... such negative things]], 'cause they're still people, after all, but... let's just leave it at that.
 
[''PS4 outro'']

Latest revision as of 20:06, 3 September 2016