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{{see also|July 2017 tweets|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
 
  
This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[July 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.
 
  
==Sonichu 12: A Work in Progress==
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Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
1 July, 7:18 pm
 
  
{{quotebox|The First Three Pages of Sonichu #12, having been drawn in 2011, are finally [[Chris and English|coloured]] and uploaded. Also, an alternate version of the cover that did not make it (for the muse was a Troll; "she" know who they are). And some commentary.}}
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Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood.
  
{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
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  === Trivia ===
  
==Friendship with Jessica Quinn==
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Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.  
2 July, 6:35 pm
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Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
 
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Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
Chris's Facebook generated [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1453433204751154 a slideshow video] featuring photos from his and Quinn's Facebooks to note the two-year anniversary of them becoming Facebook friends.
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It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".
 
 
Quinn:
 
{{quoteboxgreen| How cute! 😊
 
 
 
Thank you for sharing!}}
 
 
 
Chris:
 
{{quotebox|Thank Facebook for suggesting it yesterday. 😊💖}}
 
 
 
==Don't Be Discouraged==
 
2 July, 6:28 pm
 
 
 
{{quotebox|This is still one of my favourite pieces of Fan Art.  Thank you, Minnie.  🌸
 
 
 
Meanwhile, I'm 🖍📝 Page 4 of Sonichu 12.  Have a great day or night.
 
 
 
[[File:MinnieFB.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
 
Quinn:
 
 
 
{{quoteboxgreen|Hey... what's my name doing up there? }}
 
 
 
Chris:
 
 
 
{{quotebox|'''Jessica Quinn''' paper behind the drawing was a print out of your earlier suggestions to the Simonchu and Bananafunkel episode. Not to be a downer, or you may keep your interpretation, but it was more of the coincidence. Love for you, though. }}
 
 
 
==Handling Dem Bullies==
 
2 July, 9:29 pm
 
 
 
{{quotebox|This is one good way to stand up to a bully you may have more in common with than you thought.
 
 
 
[[File:Gay bully S11 plot 2.png ‎|200px]]}}
 
 
 
{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
 
 
 
==Clickbait Analyzers==
 
2 July, 11:06 pm
 
 
 
[[File:This is Christine.png|200px]]
 
 
 
He linked to one of those Facebook websites that "analyzes" your personality traits, Nametests.com.
 
 
 
==Eye Contact==
 
{{quotebox|Eye Contact remains very important, also attractive.}}
 
 
 
He linked to wittybunny.com, apparently his eyes are his most important asset.
 
 
 
==Friendship with Molly W.==
 
4 July, 2:37 pm
 
 
 
Chris's Facebook generated [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1455187557909052 a slideshow video] featuring photos from his and Molly's Facebooks.
 
 
 
==Redshirt==
 
4 July, 12:06 pm
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|[[File:FBJuly4-1.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
 
He commented this photo.
 
 
 
[[File:FBJuly4-2.jpg|200px]]
 
 
 
==Happy Independence Day==
 
4 July, 2:16 pm
 
 
 
{{quotebox|Happy 4th of July!  Keep it a Safe One.  :)
 
 
 
https://www.patreon.com/posts/12471861}}
 
 
 
He included the following comic page
 
 
 
[[File:FBJuly4Comic.jpg|200px]]
 
 
 
==Patriotic Redshirt==
 
4 July, 2:21 pm
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|[[File:FBJuly4-3.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
 
==Dresses==
 
5 July, 2:25 pm
 
 
 
{{quotebox|Her first official dress was designed by Christine Rosechu; a simple sky blue dress with a sea foam green sash to compliment Roberta's fur and eyes.}}
 
 
 
{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
 
 
 
==A Man's Gotta Eat==
 
5 July, 5:34 pm
 
 
 
{{quotebox|I just cooked up and enjoyed a Hot Hamburger Plate with mashed potatoes, like my father's old friend, Tony (worked at Reid's Supermarket during the off-seasons); I picked the right gravy; it really took me back.  Yum!
 
 
 
[[File:FBHomecookedJuly.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
 
''This picture is actually taken from a Google search for "Hot Hamburger Plate."''
 
 
 
==Crayola==
 
7 July, 9:31 am
 
 
 
{{quotebox|Seriously, I could do a commercial for Crayola.  "Rather just to add colour to your day, or just keeping it all inside the drawn lines, #Crayola Rocks for artists of All Ages."
 
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He linked to [[CLog 07072017]].
 
 
 
==Hugs==
 
7 July, 10:48 am
 
 
 
{{quotebox|This makes ya wanna make or find a Sonee or Rosey plushy, doesn't it?  😊💖🌸🖍📝}}
 
 
 
{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
 
 
 
==Humor==
 
8 July, 7:17 am
 
 
 
He shared a memory from July 6, 2014
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|Any Computer is a modern day Telegraph.  :D
 
 
 
Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.}}
 
==Concert==
 
8 July, 1:33 am
 
 
 
He shared a link to [[https://www.facebook.com/events/1125490557551928/?ti=cl|this]]
 
 
 
{{Quoteboxred|Why did Charlottesville start ripping off sonichu?}}
 
==Kidney Stone==
 
9 July, 6:05 am
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|I had a mildly painful couple of days, but then I realized this morning it was a kidney stone; I just passed my first kidney stone. Better!🌸}}
 
 
 
{{Quoteboxgreen|Ouch! Hope it wasn't a mega stone 💎}}
 
 
 
{{Quoteboxred|Only the first one?}}
 
 
 
{{Quoteboxorange|Congratulations. You lived through it too. I have had Gallbladder stones in my past. Both are not fun.
 
You may want to have a doctor take a look at it soon.
 
I was misdiagnosed with acid reflux disease for a year and a half. I had a really bad episode with my gall stones. Then I got a sonogram performed. It revealed golf size gall stones and I had to get surgery done to remove my gallbladder. Trust me you don't want to wait to long to have it checked out.
 
Worst thing to do is ignore it.}}
 
==Dear Loyal Fans==
 
9 July, 2:52 pm
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|[[file:FBJuly9.jpg|200px]]}}
 
==Sonichu Max Speed==
 
9 July, 5:24 pm
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|Ever wondered the speed of our Prime Sonichu?  Well, the average wild Sonichu can achieve a top running speed of 6,500 Miles Per Hour.  Our Leading Sonichu practices and runs Every Day, Everywhere, with his cell phone on-hand, his Sonichite in his sock's pocket, and the most Heavy-Duty Built Shoes, Sonichu has been Clocked In running beyond 10,000 Miles Per Hour.
 
Break out the Vegeta Meme: "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!"}}
 
 
 
{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
 
 
 
==Max Speed pt. 2==
 
{{Quotebox|Sonichu has been Clocked In running beyond 10,000 Miles Per Hour.
 
 
 
Break out the Vegeta Meme: "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!" [[File:FBMaxSpeed.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
 
{{Quoteboxorange|You'll have to revise your estimate. Something moving by kicking against the ground wouldn't be able to stay on the ground at that speed without significant downforce.}}
 
 
 
{{Quotebox|He was running towards you from a great distance; the "dirt" was his path.}}
 
==Trophy==
 
10 July, 5:37 pm
 
 
 
{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts}}
 
 
 
==Inspired by Sailor Moon==
 
18 July, 6:48 pm
 
 
 
{{quotebox|Just, WHAT PERFECT TIMING! In the same Day I updated my [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] Transformation, WatchMojo talks about Sailor Moon! Yay! }}
 
 
 
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Revision as of 00:35, 14 September 2017

File:Skeetanimehero.jpeg


Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.

Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood.

 === Trivia ===

Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain. Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day. Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations. It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".