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The following is a list of videos produced by Christian Weston Chandler.  These may be videos posted to his YouTube account, or included in his [[DVD]], or leaked sex tapes, or all of the above.
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{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Date of publication
! Title
! Description
|-
| 24 February 2007
| [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
| New footage recorded for his [[DVD]] in which Chris explains why you should stay in school and play with dolls.
|-
| 07 November 2007
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]
| Chris's initial response to his [[ED]] article.  He explains we should like him because he's realted to [[Anne Boleyn]]
|-
| 03 August 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]
| Chris demands the ED page be taken down and angrily blames ED for ruining his relationship with [[Megan]].
|-
| 06 August 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]
| Sonichu fans who do not hate Chris are asked to be his personal army and destroy ED.
|-
| 08 August 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]
| Declaration of victory against ED, and preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from [[Episode 15]]
|-
| 15 August 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]
| Chris orders his followers to demand Nintendo and Sega partner with him on Sonichu games.
|-
| 28 August 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]
| In a two-part video, Chris explains his ideas for the Sonichu games.
|-
| 11 September 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]
| Chris responds to [[Blanca]] sending his n00dz getting out on the internet.
|-
| 13 September 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]
| Turns out that wasn't Blanca he send his n00dz to, so everything's okay!  Chris also calls out [[Jimmy Hill]].
|-
| 24 September 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]
| Chris declares his eternal love for [[PandaHalo]] and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" for her.
|-
| 04 October 2008
| [[We're Being Watched]]
| In a [[parody]] of Aeon Flux, Chris confronts the trolls spying on him and Blanca.
|-
| 09 October 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]
| Chris admits he sent the [[medallion]] to Blanca, but claims she's sent it back and it looks different because he upgraded it.
|-
| 13 October 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]
| Chris praises LittleBigPlanet and complains that Jimmy Hill's Sonichu toy is just a recolor of a Sonic toy.
|-
| 21 October 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]
| Chris reveals that Blanca has broken up with him over the pictures he made of himself in his mother's underwear.
|-
| 27 October 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
| Sonichu Q&A with the loyal Sonichu fanbase.
|-
| 27 October 2008
| [[Guitar Hero|Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]]
| Chris shows off his custom Sonichu crap while performing Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" on Guitar Hero.
|-
| 27 October 2008-17 November 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos]]
| Series of seven boring videos devoted to Chris's newest toy, [[LittleBigPlanet]].
|-
| 24 November 2008
| [[PS3 History Level|LBC1-CWC's PlayStation 3 History]]
| Chris's LittleBigPlanet level showcasing his feelings about the [[PS3]], for entry in a LBP contest.
|-
| 28 December 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]
| Condolences for [[Ryan Cash]], the boy who killed himself out of despair of ever seeing [[Sonichu 8]] completed.
|-
| 06 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]
| Chris announces a new partnership with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] to [[Miyamoto Saga|produce a series of games]].
|-
| 08 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]
| Chris threatens Gregg Mays and says he is not afraid to SHOW MY [[Fangs|FANGS]].
|-
| 12 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]
| Two videos in which Chris asserts that he is straight by showing everyone his girlie posters.
|-
| 15 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]
| Chris forbids everyone from looking at his article on ED.
|-
| 18 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]
| Chris again asserts his heterosexuality, this time by stomping on the vibrator that has been in his ass.
|-
| 19 January 2009
| [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]
| Chris begs [[Clyde Cash]] not to do anything crazy regarding his dead brother Ryan; he assures Clyde that he'll get a girlfriend one day and that'll fix everything.
|-
| 21 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]
| Announcement of the launch of [[sonichu.info]], and by the way Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him.
|-
| 26 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]
| Chris announces he's returned from [[Red Mond]]
|-
| 30 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]
| Chris rages about [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] opposing true love.
|-
| 31 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]
| Apology/plea for help to Reggie Fils-Aimé concerning the last video.
|-
| 05 February 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]
| Chris announces he is gay(bian) in two different videos.
|-
| 06 February 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]
| Explanation of the gaybian videos and official destruction of the vibrator.
|-
| 08 February 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]
| Introduction of [[sonichuandrosechu.com]].  Chris hopes for the wellbeing of [[PandaHalo]], whom he fears will be killed in Australian brushfires.
|-
| 10 February 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]
| Chris shows off the letter from Nintendo which confirms there is no Sonichu project and he's been an idiot for the past two months.
|-
| 18 February 2009
| [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]
| Chris begs [[Sarah May]] not to kill herself.
|-
| 18 February 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]
| Apology to all homosexuals.
|-
| 20 February 2009
| [[Sex tape]]
| Footage of Chris pounding his sex doll [[Kimmi]] and calling it [[Julie]] is leaked.
|-
| 23 February 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009]]
| Chris waxes Shakespearean for [[Julie]].  He also farts a lot.
|-
| 04 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]
| Announcements regarding the abrupt end of the [[Julie]] saga and the status of [[BILLY MAYS]] being mayor of [[CWCville]].
|-
| 10 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]
| Chris reads from Leviticus to demonstrate God hates [[homos]].
|-
| 12 March 2009
| [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]]
| Chris asks Emily and Stephanie to call him back.
|-
| 16 March 2009
| [[Apology to Emily]]
| Chris apologizes to Emily for missing their date.
|-
| 16 March 2009
| [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]
| Chris seeks to regain access to the Game Place.
|-
| 18 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]
| Chris gives a shout-out to [[Ivy]].
|-
| 20 March 2009
| [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]
| Chris talks to Ivy exactly as if she were a baby.
|-
| 26 March 2009
| [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]
| An elaborately-produced (well, for Chris) music video set to Chris singing the Bonnie Tyler power ballad.
|-
| 26 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]
| Chris angrily demands that people stop harrassing [[Megan]].
|-
| 27 March 2009
| [[Tour of Chris's House]]
| An unprecedented look at [[14 Branchland Court]] and the piles of garbage therein.
|-
| 27 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]
| Tard rage beyond max thousands.  Chris tells everyone to "BACK THE FUCK OFF!" and expresses a desire to strangle [[Clyde Cash]].
|-
| 28 March 2009
| [[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
| Chris mumbles to Ivy while another track of him singing "Lovin' You" plays in the background.
|-
| 29 March 2009
| [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
| Ivy has a friend who thinks farting will kill her something.  Chris knows how to help her.
|-
| 30 March 2009
| [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| Chris rages at Clyde Cash over the ED page that Clyde does not run, and threatens to make him heat his underwear.
|-
| 30 March 2009
| [[Secret Weapon]]
| Chris has obtained Clyde's mugshot!  Well, no he hasn't.
|-
| 30 March 2009
| [[YouTube Finale]]
| Chris leaves YouTube <s>forever</s> for two weeks in defiance of Clyde. 
|-
| 09 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]
| Chris launches his new CChanSonichu YouTube account and [[cwcville.com]].  He thanks Ivy for fixing his [[biological clock]] and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!
|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]
| Announcement of the release of [[Episode 19]] on [[cwcville.com]].  Chris gives a shout-out to [[Ivy]], her crabs, and hsi dead girlfriend's sister.
|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[More for the crabs]]
| Chris offers his good wishes to Ivy's crabs.
|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[The Return of Kimmi]]
| Chris makes out with Ivy, using his sex doll Kimmi as a proxy.
|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[Bunny Hop]]
| Chris holds two straws behind his head and hops around like a bunny.  You heard me.
|-
| 16 April 2009
| [[ACWCAudition]]
| Clyde leaks Chris's "audition tape" that he filmed for [[Vanessa Hudgens]]
|-
| 16 April 2009
| [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]
| Clyde also leaks videos Chris made of himself drinking his semen, dancing nude in the shower, and spanking himself.
|-
| 17 April 2009
| [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]
| Chris kisses and makes up with [[Officer Nasty]], so somehow this means Ivy will forgive him.
|-
| 17 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]
| Chris apologizes for cybering with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] when he was supposed to stay faithful to [[Ivy]].
|-
| 23 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]
| Chris calls out [[Clyde Cash]] for a final showdown.
|-
| 24 April 2009
| [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| Chris proposes marriage to Ivy before sequing into a music video of artwork depicting their potential wedding.
|-
| 24 April 2009
| [[I Got A Fish]]
| Chris cements his place in YouTube history by finally making an unforgettably stupid video that ''isn't'' NSFW.
|-
| 27 April 2009
| [[Power]]
| The Miscreants leak three videos in which Chris displays his mighty strength by lifting a whole chair.
|-
| 27 April 2009
| [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
| The Miscreans leak Chris's tribute to [[Monty Python]], which mainly involves him running around naked while screaming.
|-
| 28 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
| Two videos in which Chris tries to explain why he made perverted videos for [[Ivy]] and then insist that [[Ivy]] is not a troll tricking him into embarrassing himself.
|-
| 29 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]
| Apology for delays in the completion of [[Episode 19]].
|-
| 30 April 2009
| [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]
| Chris demonstrates how he has to yell at his own brain in ordeer to get it to do anything useful.
|-
| 03 May 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]
| Chris makes his case for why his Wikipedia page should be restored.
|-
| 22 May 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| Putting the [[Ivy]] saga behind him, Chris vows to give the trolls no more food to feed off of.  He also invites potential sweethearts to meet him in person.  No darkies, please.
|-
| 01 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]
| Denial of involvement in the death of [[BILLY MAYS]]
|-
| 07 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]
| Second denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS.
|-
| 22 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]
| First video acknowledgement of [[CChanSonichuCWC|the brown-striped impostor]].
|-
| 29 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]
| Chris explains he's not gay, or a troll, or selling Sonichu merchandise.  Also he speaks Spanish in an attempt to show up the impostor.
|-
| 03 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]
| Chris reprises his 2005 future message video to explain that he understands why he is trolled and that he appreciates the trolls' efforts.
|-
| 12 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]
| Chris is shocked that upon his request for fan art he has received a wave of pornography featuring Sonichu and Rosechu raping their children.
|-
| 13 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]
| Chris insists the SingStar Challenge isn't over yet and plays White Strips for KissMeKate
|-
| 16 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]
| A bunch of boring thoughts about Guitar Hero and other shit.
|}
 
 
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