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== Summary ==
#REDIRECT [[Mumble 11]]
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== Transcript ==
This transcript is a continuation of [[Mumble 11]] and begins at 14:48.
 
'''Bluespike:''' I love how you start talking when I say "Hey." Anyway, (pronounces it "ahyway" like Chris always does) Chris, you seem like the kinda person that would know about this: since it appears to be an IP ban, this will not last forever, surely... and would you happen to know if (unintelligible) account share (?)- which is exactly what happened- how long would I be banned, do you think?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I dunno. I d- I guess it's up to them. I don't know bout them. I mean, I did not even know- (he starts sounding agitated) I only gave them my account information, not yours, I swear... I sw-</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) I never said- I never- just- I know, I- yes, I know-
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Resumes talking) ...yeah, but ahyway, appa- but- yeah- but ahyway, apparently, they lead ya (?) to that and they apparently banned ya off there. I mean, I dunno.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' ...yes...
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Probably be, like, a week or so, but, you know, you can call them with the 800 number I just gave you.</font>
 
(Bluespike and Chris talk at the same time, someone else says something too)
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, why are you helping this monster?
 
'''Guy:''' You are truly a saint for doing this.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, if- hey- if only I- (gets cut off) helping him get his PSN account back, and just- make him feel- make him feel like, you know, get ''his'' life back in order... and then maybe he'll be more willing to give back my yahoo account.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Hey, Chris, after this experience, I will never troll again; in fact, I will fight the trolls...
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' We will all fight the trolls.
 
'''Bluespike:''' ''after'' this is done.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You stop trolling now, you troll!
 
'''Guy:''' We will kick their collective asses.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You are a bad person, Bluespike.
 
'''Bluespike:''' Well, you're really saying tha-
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Interrupts) Didn't your mother raise you better?
 
(Several people talk at once)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey, easy, guys. Those of you- hey, hey hey hey, easy. </font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Well, I guess you don't want the PSN.
 
(Several people talk)
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' Smack him, Chris!
 
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Blue, shut up!... shut up and let Chris talk.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' ...One more word out of any of you and Chris will never have the- yahoo again.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Easy, guys. Easy.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' C'mon! I dare you: say one word. Do it.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey, easy, guys; don't- let's not kick him in the teeth, or, uh, tha- or anything that physical.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' I dare you to kick me in the teeth, Chris.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' -but Chris, in your one video, you said that trolls get a kick in the teeth!
 
'''Bluespike:''' ...and you did a punch.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I was talkin' about an adult troll; this guy's a thirteen- this guy's a thirteen-year-old.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' So? That doesn't make it any better or... that doesn't mean he's exempt from punishment.
 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, still... talkin' bout legal aspects.
 
'''Guy:''' Well, I guess you should be giving him space (unintelligible) or something.
 
'''Bluespike:''' That's it.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Bluespike? I heard you were a homosexual.
 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) Well I- well I warned you... I warned you all had one more chance. Now, because of his fans, Chris will not have his yahoo.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No! We will stop you. I know where you live, Bluespike.
 
'''Bluespike:''' No you don't.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yes I do.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Interrupts) Look- look, look...</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I'm tracking your IP.
 
'''Bluespike:''' I'm behind seven proxies.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I can see through them.
 
(Several people talk)
 
'''Guy:''' Not proxies! (?)
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Laughs)
 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, proxies. You will never find out where I live unless you have my... (gets talked over)
 
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Guys! Let Chris talk!</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Alright, talk, Chris.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I didn't have much to say. I was just, uh... mostly, uh, I do wa- I do want and need my yahoo account back.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Couldn't you just cancel it?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I have to lo- I have to be logged in in order to do that.</font>
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) Couldn't you call yahoo?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don't know, I don't- I couldn't find there- uh, last time I tried goin' to- tryin' to contact yahoo, I couldn't find a phone number on there.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' Ohh... what about email?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I could try that, but that's, uh, er, that's another story, but, uh... (trails off)</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Thank you. Anyway, Chris, I'll give you and your fans one more chance. How does that sound?
 
<font color="#0033FF"'''>Chris:''' Ugh... fine. (Pauses) Nobody pick on Bluespike... and I'll tell you what: as a bonus, I'll take down that video I uploaded earlier.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' No, keep it up as a testament to the things I've done. Please keep it up. (pauses) So, Chris, how would you feel about pulling the playstation for me, since I am not very good with talking to people on the phone.
 
(Chris sighs)
 
'''Bluespike:''' See what you can get done.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Fine, I'll do something, alright?</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, after this mumble you will get on a call with... (gets talked over)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' bu- bu- bu- but I nee- but I need- but, um, Bluespike I need to u- know your real name in real life.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, forget that, man. I'm just gonna call em myself.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I gotta tell em your real name so I can call them for you.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' If I tell you that, you're gonna come find out where I live and- give me a cold... so forget that. (pauses) Chris, another thing: why are you telling your fans to give me a cold?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because, I'm suffering through one that's similar to a cold.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but you see- Chris, my PSN ban- that's kind of the equivalent of a cold... except I'm really mad.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, fine, well, nobody give Bluespike a cold either.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, don't give me a cold, bro... I need vaccines.
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' You could give him AIDS!
 
'''Bluespike:''' I'm gonna give you AIDS.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (unintelligible) ...nevermind.
 
'''Bluespike:''' You'd better.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, also, Chris, what was- in the video you made- what was that about Billy Mays not being mayor?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... Another thing that I thought, ah, I ''thought'' I was doing for an adult woman.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Chris...
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Stutters a lot) ...I verbally dubbed him... mayor.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, a few things, Chris, if I may: um... (gets talked over)
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well, then we saw this picture- hold on, I wanna show Chris this picture.
 
'''Bluespike:''' Ah, yes, after I... say one thing.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, whoah whoah, now wait, is this a picture that you, uh, got in an email?... about- (gets talked over)</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No.
 
(Jack and Chris talk at the same time.)
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' It's something that was floating around on the forums... (trails off, saying something about Billy Mays)
 
'''Bluespike:''' (kind of unintelligible, but names products advertised by Billy Mays. Someone else adds a product.)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait- let me just, uh, let me just ask Bluespike: why him be mayor? Why him?</font>
 
'''Jack Thadeus:''' Because he's a charismatic leader.
 
'''Bluespike:''' Because Billy Mays is the best person in the world. By the way, if I may really quickly... you should fight your own battles instead of getting your fans to do it for you. You're not playing overlord; (?) you can't order your minions.
 
(Jack talks over Bluespike saying "um, Chris" while someone else burps)
 
'''Bluespike:''' Are you serious?
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, since he's wearing that medallion... Chris, I have a- you see the picture? Since he's wearing the medallion, doesn't that mean he's mayor? I thought that-
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' -No, no, no; the medallions have nothing to do with being mayor.</font>
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' But Chris, you said that-
 
(Some guy yells over him weirdly)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The medallions have nothing to do with being the mayor!</font>
 
(Several people talk at once; a girl says "stop bullying him!")
 
'''Girl:''' Everybody calm down!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And also, ihya look- if you look at this picture, that thing has obviously been photoshopped onto there... and I think that, uh...</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Talks over him) It doesn't look photoshopped.
 
'''Bluespike:''' And by the way um...
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That i- it is photoshopped- I mean, do you see a shadow underneath the medallion? If it was r- was more matching to the setting?</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well, it's against his shirt!... It's against his shirt.
 
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, he doesn't wear it outside his collar.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yeah.
 
'''Bluespike:''' By the way, um...
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) So it's doesn- so it's been obviously photoshopped.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Before I forget what I'm going to say... ah, yes: how can you believe what you say in that video without your true and honest medallion? Chris, tell me this, and tell me why I should believe the words you say on the youtube video on the internet. Please, do tell me.
 
(someone coughs)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I ha- I still have my high school ring, which has been in league with my medallion the whole time.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but... you could have easily stolen the ring... (gets talked over)
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' But you said in the (???) video that the medallion is needed!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh- if you all recall the preview for the- number ten comic book, the powers all (?) die and get transferred to my high school ring.</font>
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) But I thought that was just your power for Chris-Chan Sonichu, though.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, everything about Chris-Chan Sonichu even gets transferred to the ring.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Over Chris) I thought this was like, uh...
 
(Several people talk at once)
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' Chris, this hasn't happened yet- you are not out of the time vortex in the comic yet.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've drawn myself out of there.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, Chris, but wasn't that a, um... like, trailer or something for the real comic? I thought that, uh... so, is it canon or is it not canon?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *sigh* It's canon to real life, as well... this one.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' You can turn into Sonichu??
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Wh- yeah, you can transform in real life?? What?!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I can't transform in real life, but it's canon-</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Oh.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...it's canon to- it's canon for- it's canon for... that sorta thing. You know, I don't need my medallion; I- the powers got transferred to my ring... it's canon.</font>
 
(Chris's phone rings)
 
'''Guy:''' So what happened to Blanca?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Scuse me. (Gets up to answer the phone.) Hello?... Yes...</font>
 
(Someone makes a weird noise)
 
'''Bluespike:''' Who could be calling our dear Chris-Chan?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Still on the phone) Yes.</font>
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) Why, yes, I would like to save money on my car insurance.
 
(Everyone laughs.)
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Blanca got the medallion, that troll.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...but, uh, tell me something I don't know.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' (???) We all know that.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I appreciate (???)</font>
 
(A long pause here)
 
'''Bluespike:''' I appreciate your condolences.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (???)</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' Tell me, Chris... who was on the phone?
 
'''Guy:''' I think he's still on the phone.
 
'''Other Guy:''' Shh.
 
'''Bluespike:''' Hey, Chris... can you hear me?
 
'''Guy:''' Shut up.
 
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Hey, Blue... don't me an idiot.</font>
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Gets back onto mumble, sighing) Alright.</font>
 
'''Bluespike:''' So, Chris... who was on the phone?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, just a- fan, giving me his... nice... words and condolences for all the bad (?) that's been happening to me from... trolls.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Talks over him) Bluespike was in here earlier, telling that- saying that he- you didn't have any real fans, and we were all trolls. We told him we're the true, honest fans, cause we are.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Tell it like it is, brother... and sisters.</font>
 
(Several people talk at once)
 
'''Guy:''' If the powers are in the high school ring, why have a medallion at all?
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No! He transferred the powers from the medallion-
 
'''Guy:''' -I know, but-
 
(Several people talk at once)
 
'''Bluespike:''' Actually, I do know the answer to this: think Linus in, uh, Peanuts. He... feels attached to the medallion, like Linus feels to his blanket...
 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (Something unintelligible about the medallion)
 
'''Bluespike:''' ...and, it's Linus, except Linus is slightly cooler.
 
'''Guy:''' Huh... but, I noticed that- the ring- it could be like in Captain Planet.
 
(Several people talk)
 
'''Guy:''' Let Chris talk! I wanna hear his answer.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *sighs* I'm done, (?) but, uh, pretty much, yeah... but that is fairly much... yeah, the medallion was like a security blanket... in a sense.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' And now the ring's a security blanket?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was attached to the medallion, as well. So, there you go. (Pauses) It was a thing- there was a characteristic of the m- of the ma- of the medallion that, ah, would se- would separate it from any thieves. It had a little thing on the back that was custom-fitted to my ring. (Pauses) I had my ring on it the whole time. </font>
 
'''Guy:''' I thought the first medallion didn't have a thing for the ring.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The first one didn't, but the second one I created did.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' Kay.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' So it's like, you know, after the first one was- first one went, then I created the second one, added the slot with the ring, and, like, I transferred my memories from the old medallion to the new medallion, and in turn it got tra- all that got trans- all that and then some got transferred to the ring.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' Oh.
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, don't you have multiple medallions, like, uh, the... Blachu one and the, uh... I mean... Blake one?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, no- yeah, no comment about those. No comment about those.</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What do you mean, no comment? Can't you just wear those in the meantime?
 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over Jack) Chris, why don't you tell us what happened? Tell us what happened.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) Aaagh... (his phone rings) Same thi- same thi- (mutters) excuse me... (gets up to answer the phone)</font>
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Jeez.
 
'''Guy:''' Explain that- (???) in the comic books.
 
'''Other Guy:''' Shush.
 
<font color="#0033FF"'''>Chris:''' Uhh, no. This is Christian Chandler, his son. (Pauses) Uhh, sorry. She's taking a nap right now. (Pauses) Speak it again. (?)</font>
 
'''Guy:''' What's going on?
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Shut up!
 
(A very long pause; some random noises are heard)
 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Are you there, Chris?
 
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' He's on the phone.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' Echo, echo, echo...
 
'''Other Guy:''' Shut up.
 
(Long pause)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a webcam. (Pauses) Yeah, I ha- I haven't done anything like that in a- f- for da long time. (?) (Pauses) Yeah yeah, I've been stepping away ''from'' the internet. (He pauses and/or gets cut off) ...webcam. (Long pause) ...and sometimes I'm rather low-functioning, I guess. (Pauses) You (?) don't have to do that; I'm not talking to the people.</font>
 
'''Guy:''' Yeah... yeah yeah yeah.
 
(A strange noise can be heard; it may be part of a video)
 
(Long pause)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (???) sir, you shush. (?) Go ahead, father. (?)</font>
 
(Trolls say stuff and tell each other to shut up)
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It doesn't- (???) -it doesn't matter if I was cut off the internet or not. (Pauses, weird thumping noises) Yeah, well, I mean- yeah, I been ta- (gets cut off) Alright, well, good. I'm backing off (?) now; you can tell me more later. (?) (Pauses) I'll talk to you later, father. (Sighs) (Pauses) (Sighs again, getting back on mumble)</font>
 
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Chris, is everything okay?</font>
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, things are okay. Listen, I gotta go; I have things to do; I'll talk to y'all another time.</font>
 
(Everyone goes crazy and tries to figure out what's going on.)

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