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[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|right|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
'''Punchy''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a fighting/electric type. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanty eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that he is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref> Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric echidna Pokémon" instead of a hedgehog Pokémon. He is a combination of 4 characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 
*Knuckles the Echidna
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]
 
Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].
 
==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
Punchy’s sonichu egg lands in a dojo where master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky - presumably to her death, as she is never seen or mentioned again.
 
==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|right|100px|thumb|Look at those lips; you just know he's asian.]]
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]’s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members.  He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.
 
==[[Sonichu 5]]==
Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.
==[[Sonichu 6]]==
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy is thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.
 
When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.
==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible. 
==[[Sonichu 9|Dating ED]]==
In this story, Punchy goes to the [[CWCville]] University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], who he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].
 
==Episode 20==
Punchy, Wild, and [[Reginald Sneasel]] all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in [[CWCville]] two seconds ago.
 
== Rove Quest ==
Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.
 
[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]] reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.
 
== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==
: ''Main artice: [[Prower]]''
According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris' rampant plagiarism.
 
==Garrely==
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Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
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==References==
 
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