Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2
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Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2 is a video uploaded by Chris on 19 June 2016.
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| Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2 | |
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| Stardate | 19 June 2016 |
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Blue shirt |
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| The second part in a multipart series to read this story.
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Transcript
[PS4 intro]
[Music plays throughout. Chris is looking up at his PS4; once he notices that the recording has started, he puts down the controller and looks at the camera]
Hello, everybody, it's Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. Update on the, uh, donations... apparently, uh, there was a temporary block on the, uh, my Paypal account. But I have sume desolve-- I have resolved that, cleared that up, so, everybody can donate once again, safely and well, so please get to that right away, if you haven't been able to do that for the last day or two.
Also, if you do find difficulty in donating through Paypal... mmm, I will allow for you to send me... a... cer-- a certified... bank cheque, through the US mail to my home address. But mostly, I want it direct to my Paypal account, please.
Anyway, with that, um... still got the, uh, buzz about from the electric company threatening to cut off our power, so... we desperatney need at least two hundred dollars. I say tha-- I s-- I state tha-- I quote that... amount... because not only do we need to pay the bill, but we're gonna need to be able to eat around here. Food's not gonna be around totally for about, well, for... [sigh] shoot... another... couple of weeks.
[sigh] Well anyway, aside from that, um... [Chris takes off his glasses] yes, please help us, we don't want to lose our electricity, or go hungry. Please. Donate now.
[Chris leans forward and stares into the camera for a few seconds, before leaning back and putting his glasses back on]
Mkay, anyway, so, with that, we read-- we started reading the next chapter of "Unicorns, Rainbows, and Bluebirds [sic] of Happiness". Chapter 2: Karaoke Night.
[high-pitched] "Marco!"
Sabrina the blue pigeon screeched tremulously into the microphone as she read the words on the screen at the bar. Only five creatures were at the bar at the moment. One of them was an employee who served the customers drinks. Two of them appeared to be ordinary humans who were having a conversation with each other. The other inhabitant of the bar was an orange and white hamster who was trying to best distract herself from the pigeon's singing.
Hmm. I don't know, might be... uh, shoot... what was her name, Edith? [long pause] Eh, anyway, moving on...
Alright, so... [mumbling]
[sounding constipated] "Your girlfriend has a terrible singing voice, but at least she havin' fun!" Mike the police officer said to the man who was currently wearing the blue tuxedo with the pair of pink jeans??? [Chris' intonation rises all the way through this sentence. It sounds like a question.] Mike was currently wearing a plain white T-shirt with a black leather coat, and a pair of blue jeans. The man wearing the blue tuxedo shrugged his shoulders.
Hmm... mm.
[somewhat higher pitched] "She gets so excited for karaoke. She's always asking me to buy her something so that she can sing karaoke at home. That's not going to happen anytime soon, so I just let her sing here every week."
[in Sabrina voice] "Marco, Marco, Marco!"
Bartender wearing the black dress that matched her black hair, said [sounding like an old lady] "Huh, I wish you wouldn't sometimes!" as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men.
Wait. [unclear -- "hot dog this red"???]
"I wish that you wouldn't sometimes," as she po-- ssshe said as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men. Kevin smiled as he accepted his glass, while Mike planned on waiting until he finished his current glass of [singing] rum and coca-cola!
It's not rum and coke, it's coca-cola, from the Romans. Roman coca-cola! [more singing, unclear - "drink it from the empty gala"?]
Yeah, before he dr-- yeah... finished his current dra-- his gla-ss before he drank a second one.
[sounding congested] "Ahh, so you're fermier [familiar] with the mutations, right?" Mike asked Kevin as-- barked as he quickly drank all the liquid in his glass.
"Uh, which one? The one that transforms people into giants? The one that gives them magic powers? The one that makes them fly? Eh, or the ones that makes animals talk?" Kevin asked Mike, who stared at Kevin as he took a sip from his glass.
[congested] "I can tell you're not taking this seriously," Kev-- said Ke-- said... Mike said to Kevin who contru-- who continued to smirk, and as the employee poured him another drink. "As you know, mutations have etsisted for almost SITS HUNDRED YEARS. We don't know what cause dem, and we likely never will. However, within the past two hundred years, a strange combination of the-- two different mutations has appeared."
Kevin nodded his head as Mike paused to take a sip of his drink. "Yes, some people have the horn on their forehead, it gives them magical powers, as well as the wings that let them flyyy." As the bartender finished pouring him another drink, Kevin asked, [in Mike's weird Kermit voice] "So what?"
Sabrina continued to shriek tunelessly through the speakers in the bar. "Munko, munko, munko!"
Mmm... zm...
"For some reason the mutation makes the wings larger and the magic stronger, a fully grown magic user. I think most people call them unicorns." Ss-- Kevin said with a childish smile, which caused Mike to sigh.
[Mike's congested voice] "UUUGH. A fully grown unicorn who spent their life studying and practicing magic can be-- can just barely reach the level of power a baby with a mutation can harness. A full grown person with wings--"
Kevin interrupted Mike a second time. "You mean a pegasus?"
The police officer groaned in annoyance. "EURGH. [Volleyball crengus] pegasus can barely fly at a third of the speed that a child with a mutation can. They're dangerous. But they're also very useful to us. The main problem that we have is that they can't increase their numbers." Mike said to Kevin, who chuckled as he started to sip the liquid from his glass.
"I heard about that. When one of them is pregnant, the child ends up with the same mutation. The child sucks the life out of the mother while it's in is-- it's in the womb. Then the child is born, and the mother dies. What we're left with is a species that can reproduce, but their population either stays the same or decreases. Hmm, perhaps it's for the best, given how dangerous and unstable they are."
"[shuddering noise]" Kevin shuddered, as he thought of his time at Saint... Saint Anger's Mental Hospital, where he shared a room with a mutated person named Francine.
[Mike as Fozzi Bear] "Ehhh, most of them end up in mental institutions because their mutations drive them insane. Only a few of them were able to function on a normal level." Mike said as a smile started to appear on his face. "But imagine if there was a person with a mutation who wasn't completely crazy, who could potentially reproduce exponentially." Mike said to the man, who looked at him with a curious expression before he took another sip from his glass.
"[something] simply... the girl and her twin sister."
And Mike nodded his head. Hmm. "Her mother's pregnancy was the first case of a pregnant mutant conven-- conceiving twins. It was the first time that the population had increased since around one hundred years ago. But that's the-- that's not the most interesting part." Mike started to grin. Kevin's curiosity increased as the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of photographs that he placed on the counter at the bar.
Mike pointed at a blurry photo of what appeared to be the insides of a young woman's womb. "We've had our best unicorns watching these two for years. Imagine our surprise when we found one of them was pregnant, with twins."
Kevin stared at the photos.
"The girls healed each other when they slept together. They provided the [life and magic needed?] for the offspring to grow inside of her. They were producing mutated children, and the mother didn't need to die when she gave birth. There was so much potential, and now..." Mike paused, and Kevin stared at him intensely.
[Transcript complete to 9:00 in the video]