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[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|350px||From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.]]
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[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary Sue]].]]
 
'''Sonichu and Rosechu's children''' are:
 
*'''[[Cera Rosechu]]''' (born Cera Rosey)
*'''[[Robee Sonichu]]''' (born Robbie Sonee)
*'''[[Christine Rosechu]]''' (born Christine Rosey)
 
They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their [[Wii]].
 
In Sonichu 11, Cera  is shown to be playing with her friend [[Kevin_the_Jew|Kevin]] who she seems to have a small crush on. This is short-lived however and is later mentioned to have evolved in the Clip Show-suddenly a lesbian.
 
The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].
 
The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.
 
In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].
 
Also note how they are the only characters to have hair a different color than their fur color- Robee has brunette hair, Christine is a ginger, and Cera has purple-ish hair. Never explained. It isn't dyed- they evolved that way.
 
In 2017, Robee has now become 'Roberta' and is full transgirl at the age of ten- complete with [[pedofork|a developed chest]] and all.
 
==Appearances==
 
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
 
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] at [[Pedofork|age 1]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to [[Family Guy|something else]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
 
Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>
 
The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.
 
==Evolution==
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]].
 
Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]], probably so Chris can have the name all to himself) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved, whereas in ''[[Sonichu 12]]" Robee evolved. And is now a lesbian transgirl
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<center><gallery>
Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
File:9-23-15A.jpg|The siblings as [[Amiibo]].
</gallery></center>
 
==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]
 
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Pedofork|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.
 
==References==
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==See also==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''
 
{{Sonichu}}
 
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Homos]]

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