Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

Starting transcription Urist 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? LouisLash 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a Virgin with rage by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming two fucking counties for playing Kick the Autistic!--Blazer 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Name Change

I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--Blazer 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Moving it here, so it can be seen.--Blazer 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -Ezra Mason 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Cry some more, Chris

Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. CrookedSmirk 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Pertinence

This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on reality and his ego come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -Ezra Mason 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris's Shirt.

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to possibly riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I believe to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost alot of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --Kimo 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange Sonic Heroes t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the Sonic Heroes logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--Blazer 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --Lurker 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --Kimo 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

The Conspiracy

I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). Squirrelbait 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County. (2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he meets Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu. (3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. Hope This Helps Urist 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)