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Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?
Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?


He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming. he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass sex with all lister: <s>Elder gods</s> <s>Shoggoths</s> <s>mortals</s>(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... aaaaaaaaaaaaand keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china!  
He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming. he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass sex with all lister: <s>Elder gods</s> <s>Shoggoths</s> <s>mortals</s>(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... '''aaaaaaaaaaaaand''' keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china!  


Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels fuck; as <s>pussy</s> china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.
Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;<s>pussy</s> china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.






---I've gone insane it's 3am I am really fucking insane...
---I've gone insane it's 3am I am really fucking insane...

Revision as of 11:38, 5 January 2010

R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!

Christian Weston Chandler... Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?

He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming. he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass sex with all lister: Elder gods Shoggoths mortals(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... aaaaaaaaaaaaand keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china!

Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;pussy china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.


---I've gone insane it's 3am I am really fucking insane...