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R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!
Christian Weston Chandler... Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?
He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming. As such, he has a duty; as badass meme alien thingy to destroy all Elder gods Shoggoths mortals(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... em, The ammount of pure fucking fail immanating from chris? yeah, that was it. Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels pussy china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.