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[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
<p><u>StrongCWC1</u></p>
<p><u>StrongCWC1</u></p>
'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!''' [''retarded "guitar solo"'']
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]], and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head'']
 
'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!'''  
 
[''performs a retarded "guitar solo"- namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching'']


<p><u>StrongCWC2</u></p>
<p><u>StrongCWC2</u></p>
We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a '''very heavy''' ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albiet now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']
[''lifts the chair with considerable effort'']
 
Ahhhhh! Ta-da! '''FEEL MY WRATH!!''' [''puts the chair back down'']
''(Spoken in voiceover)'' We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a '''very heavy''' ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]
 
[''crouches and lifts up the chair, albiet with considerable effort'']
 
Ahhhhh! Ta-da! '''FEEL MY WRATH!'''  
 
[''puts the chair back down'']


<p><u>StrongCWCPower</u></p>
<p><u>StrongCWCPower</u></p>
Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']
 
''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.
 
[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and arse crack]] in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process'']
 
'''HHHNGG [[random access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]


[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a good view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process'']
[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']
'''HHHNGG [[random access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']] [''puts the chair back down very quickly'']


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 12:48, 29 September 2012

Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.

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Transcript

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

StrongCWC1

[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on, and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head]

I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!

[performs a retarded "guitar solo"- namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching]

StrongCWC2

[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albiet now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]

(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.

[crouches and lifts up the chair, albiet with considerable effort]

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!

[puts the chair back down]

StrongCWCPower

[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]

(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.

[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and arse crack in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process]

HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!

[puts the chair back down very quickly]

See also

External links

I Got A Fish Chris's videos CWCFlyingElephants

💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪

CWC Update 18 January 2009Chris Destroys His VibratorTake that Page DOWN NOW!PowerChris humps his PS3Sign Destruction VideoChallenge for ClydeChris Loses ItCWC Fighter30 Push-UpsClyde is Weaker than WaterI AM STRONG51 50Sonichu's EdgeDon't Mess With MeTito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!The MovingFoward videosLars' Ship has Sunk.MOVHello, my sweety babyA HikeA WorkoutWeighInWelcometoBollywoodPull-upsVictory RockoutCheerleaderA few kicksLesbian Sex AuditionEid, Pmurt, EidSmashingGet Out, You D*** NazisChris slaps himselfOne-HundredWalking to the post officeOn mah Treadmill, dawgs!