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| name = A CWCville 2016 Year in Review | | name = A CWCville 2016 Year in Review | ||
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| stardate = 25 December 2016 | | stardate = 25 December 2016 | ||
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[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's Woman Card in July 2016]] | [[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's Woman Card in July 2016]] | ||
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Chris [[26_December_2014|paid]] his court costs. Barb made an appearance in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]]. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced | Chris [[26_December_2014|paid]] his court costs. Barb made an appearance in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]]. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and [[Chris and reality|thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos]]. | ||
==August== | ==August== |
Latest revision as of 08:04, 23 August 2023
“ | I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother. | ” |
Chris, in August.
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“ | Too bad [Hitler] died | ” |
Chris, in September.
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“ | Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is. | ” |
Chris, in November.
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A CWCville 2016 Year in Review | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 25 December 2016 |
Subject Matter | Handouts, Etsy, Music Video Games, Sex, Politics, Violence |
Performance Style | Tragedy, Reason, Crazy, Rage |
Saga | Tomgirl, Business Business, Financhu Crisis |
Shirt | The Happy Hag, Turquoise Tank Top, Blue and White Striped Dress, The Clopper, Bra, White Tank Top, Big Red, The Deal Maker, I'm Done Adulting, Blue Turtleneck |
2016 was the eighth year since Chris's discovery.
It is a year that brought us the following things:
- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
- Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, Jeff Ouzuo on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.
- Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.
- Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to Donald Trump.
- Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.
- An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.
January
- Main article: January 2016
Chris advertised a lesbian sleepover and was interviewed.
February
- Main article: February 2016
Chris released another apology video and turned 34. A semen donor video was leaked.
March
- Main article: March 2016
Chris bought a PlayStation 4 and claimed it was a gift from a fan. Barb is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.
April
- Main article: April 2016
Chris released My Breast Massage Routine 18+ and begged for donors. He also started Sonichu Entertainment of America and quickly forgot about it.
May
- Main article: May 2016
Chris bought a waifu, had sex with a doll on YouTube and filed to change his name to Christine.
June
- Main article: June 2016
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.
July
- Main article: July 2016
Chris paid his court costs. Barb made an appearance in a begging video. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.
August
- Main article: August 2016
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.
September
- Main article: September 2016
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of $16k. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at Cville Pride. Chris makes an anti-Donald Trump video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.
October
- Main article: October 2016
Chris tries using Unban contracts on Gamestop and Best Buy. He continues to comment about his hatred of Donald Trump, including a post saying that he should have taken "a parody of himself in jest".
November
- Main article: November 2016
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.
December
- Main article: December 2016
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a Sonic Boom character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.