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{{quote|I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.|Chris to [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|Vanessa]]}}  
{{quote|I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.|Chris to [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|Vanessa]]}}  


'''Power''' is a file, published by [[The Miscreants]], in which [[Chris]] performs various dubious feats of strength. Chris gave these files to [[Joshua Martinez]] to give to [[Vanessa Hudgens]] to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with [[CWCFlyingElephants]] on 27 [[April 2009]].
'''Power''' was a zipfile published by [[The Miscreants]] containing three videos in which [[Chris]] performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip included the three videos, an audio file edited from "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to [[Joshua Martinez]] to give to [[Vanessa Hudgens]] to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with [[CWCFlyingElephants]] on 27 [[April 2009]].


==Videos==
The document is believed to be lost.
 
Since ''Power'''s release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".
 
==Contents==
===StrongCWC1===
===StrongCWC1===
{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Power
| name          = Power
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|xKU3kt3dx7Q}}
| ytid          = xKU3kt3dx7Q
| stardate      = 27 April 2009
| stardate      = 27 April 2009
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga          = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[I Got A Fish]]
| previous      = [[I Got A Fish]]
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}}
}}


===Transcript===
====Transcript====
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]], and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to [[Obesity|jiggle noticeably]].'']
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]] and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to [[Obesity|jiggle noticeably]].'']


'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!'''  
'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!'''  


[''Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a retarded "guitar solo" on it, namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching.'']
[''Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.'']


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{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Power
| name          = Power
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|MEDjSTt9DcQ}}
| ytid          = MEDjSTt9DcQ
| stardate      = 27 April 2009
| stardate      = 27 April 2009
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga          = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[I Got A Fish]]
| previous      = [[I Got A Fish]]
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}}
}}


===Transcript===
====Transcript====
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']


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{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Power
| name          = Power
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|F-LpHK0GWjA}}
| ytid          = F-LpHK0GWjA
| stardate      = 27 April 2009
| stardate      = 27 April 2009
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga          = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[I Got A Fish]]
| previous      = [[I Got A Fish]]
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}}
}}


===Transcript===
====Transcript====
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']


''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.
''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.


[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and ass crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket'']
[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket'']


'''HHHNGG [[random access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]  
'''HHHNGG [[random-access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]  


[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']
[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']


==Fan videos==
=== Audio file===
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
:I got a dick!
| name          = Chris-Chan's Power Series Reversed
:Would ya like to make a wish?
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|v=nGMwiBBGTBI}}
 
| stardate      = 08 [[December 2017]]
:I got a dick!
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
:Would ya like to make a wish?
| subject        =
 
| type          =
:I got a ''diiiiiiiiick!''
| info          = The Strong Man, reversed
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?''
}}


==See also==
==See also==
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* [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!''']]
* [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!''']]
* [[Prower]]
* [[Prower]]
* [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]


==External links==
==External links==
* [https://mega.nz/file/Sd1QlTBS#dtnYLQdKmhZWaNJkh2Ht0B5Yg1iZPyvX5JE-9SEhR58 Audio file]
{{VanessaSaga}}


{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}}
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]
[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:Vanessa Saga videos| 2009-04-27]]

Latest revision as of 08:56, 30 April 2024

“ I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy. ”
Chris to Vanessa

Power was a zipfile published by The Miscreants containing three videos in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip included the three videos, an audio file edited from "I Got a Fish" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to Joshua Martinez to give to Vanessa Hudgens to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.

The document is believed to be lost.

Since Power's release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".

Contents

StrongCWC1

Power
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
Saga VanessaVanessa Vanessa
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
I Got A Fish 		next
CWCFlyingElephants


Transcript

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to jiggle noticeably.]

I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!

[Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.]

StrongCWC2

Power
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
Saga VanessaVanessa Vanessa
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
I Got A Fish 		next
CWCFlyingElephants


Transcript

[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]

(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.

[crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort]

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!

[gently puts the chair back down]

StrongCWCPower

Power
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
Saga VanessaVanessa Vanessa
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
I Got A Fish 		next
CWCFlyingElephants


Transcript

[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]

(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with...a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.

[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and plumber's crack in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket]

HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!

[puts the chair back down very quickly]

Audio file

I got a dick!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a dick!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a diiiiiiiiick!
Would ya like to make a wish?

See also

External links

JoshMart.png Vanessa Saga JoshMart.png
The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Ivy
⇐ I Got A Fish Chris's videos CWCFlyingElephants ⇒

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