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{{quote|Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this [[Chris and reality|near seven incher]] damn [[Duck|cock]]!|This is verbatim what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.}}
[[Image:Catielego.jpg|thumb|A depiction of Catie and her captor, circa 17 August 2014. Notice Chris's skirt and heels, and the padlock around Catie's neck.]]
== Background ==


'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was, [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], his latest sweetheart. Little is known about her personally, only that she isn't real and <s>admires</s> trolls lonely, crazy men. She is almost certainly white, and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. The two are believed to have met on OKCupid when Christian discovered that "Catie" was a 97% match (which [[Autism|guarantees]] she's destined to bear his child) and pursued her.  
{{quote|when it comes to Catherine, we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that [saga]. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating [from [[OKCupid]]] persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made.|[[Marvin]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Manipulation of Chris During Catherine Saga]]</ref>}}
Unlike [[Megan Schroeder|other]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in his life, Chris decided to keep the identity of Catherine anonymous during July 2014, safeguarding her discovery by anybody else.


It is worth noting that her real name is actually '''Catie''', but Chris called him '''"Catherine"''' most of the time.{{cite}}
{{infobox Person
 
| title = Catherine
Catherine's experiences with Chris, while frowned upon, did shed some light as to how Chris's [[Women's rights|behavior towards women]] has deteriorated over the years. As shown below, her account tells tales of Chris simply refusing to take "No!" for an answer, despite her telling him that their outings were not dates. The Catherine Saga was basically punctuated by Chris sexually harassing Catie by sending her unwanted letters and photos of [[Tomgirl himself in drag]], [[Catherine_E-mails#It_IS_Your_Fault.21|being verbally abusive to her]] and [[I_Love_You,_Catherine|her friends]], and, in one infamous moment, ''molesting her when she told him to back off.'' He even told her in one e-mail that he was "entitled to a relationship." Some trolls are ''very ''concerned as a result, as such behaviors, when left unchecked, has lead to desperate people [[Rape|doing a lot worse.]]
| image = CandC.jpeg|size=250px
 
| name = Catherine Sorrentino
== The Relationship ==
| aliases = Catie<br>Catie-Heart<br>Axiom
 
| gender = Female
In the summer of 2014, [[Chris]] revealed that he had found himself a '''new [[sweetheart]]'''. The first public signs of her appeared on 29 August, when a member of the [[CWCki Forums]] made a post about an autograph and a drawing sent to her by Chris. The drawing, signed 18 August 2014, contained a note in the back in which Chris claimed to have a girlfriend.<ref>[[Other_documents#Items_sent_by_Chris_to_a_CWCki_Forums_member]]</ref> On 31 [[August 2014]] Chris claimed on Facebook to have had a date with his girlfriend on that day while wearing a [[Britney Spears]] perfume.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship". According to the status change the relationship began on 9 [[July 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Life events]]</ref>
| nationality = [[Daniel Weston|British]]
 
| race = White
On 2 [[September 2014]], Chris tried to strong-arm Catherine into committing to him by sending her his vows, showing that Chris wanted to be in a relationship with Catherine, how he's entitled to be in a valid relationship with a sweetheart and how depressed he was.
| saga = {{saga|catherine|cn}}
 
}}
On 5 [[September 2014]] Chris used Facebook to tell his eBay customers that the commissions they have ordered will be delayed due to Chris being busy with his girlfriend.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris finally found a sweetheart?]]</ref>
 
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]], Chris posted this Facebook status:
{{quotebox|I want to make something very clear.
 
My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a [[Hooker incident|Hooker or Prostitute]]. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes. Although I sincerely do feel sorry for them all and having to do what they do for a living. [[Barbara Chandler|My Mother]] and I do have our own expenses, NOT DIGITALLY RELATED, that we are paying off, and the minimums are growing steep. And my mother still needs her dental work, and we do enjoy eating good food like most everyone, including You!


Please Remember and Respect that about us, about most everyone, and about Yourself!}}
'''Catherine 'Catie' Sorrentino''' was, [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]] in mid-2014, his latest [[sweetheart]]. Little is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and <s>admires</s> [[trolls]] lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used [[Chris and Writing|British spelling]], which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling. She was almost certainly white and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. Although everyone knew her as Catie, Chris insisted on calling her Catherine. The two met on [[OKCupid]] in July 2014, when Christian discovered that she was a 97% match (which [[Autism|guarantees]] she's destined to bear his child), and pursued her. He kept her identity a secret until after their first date in late August. After several adventures, Catherine informed Chris in December that she was not interested in a relationship with him, sending him into another downward spiral of anger, loneliness and depression.


During the start of October 2014 Chris sent [[Three-Quarter Woman|his master copy of the newest CD]] he'd made to his sweetheart Catherine, but little did he know a thief would acquire the CD, and post it on the [[CWCki Forums]] for the world to see. To the CD thief's surprise the CD had information pertaining to the anonymous sweetheart's name but tragically not her appearance.
==The relationship revealed==
[[Image:Catielego.jpg|thumb|A Lego depiction of Catie and her captor, from 17 August 2014. Notice Chris's skirt and heels, and the Rosechu medallion around Catie's neck.]]
In early July 2014, fans discovered that Chris had created an updated [[OKCupid]] profile. Later that summer, Chris announced that he had found himself a new sweetheart. The first public indication was on 29 August, when a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] revealed that she had received an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]] of Chris which included a note, signed 18 August 2014, in which Chris said that he had a "girlfriend."<ref>[[Other_documents#Items_sent_by_Chris_to_a_CWCki_Forums_member]]</ref> On 31 August, Chris claimed on Facebook to have gone on a date with his girlfriend while wearing a [[Britney Spears]] perfume.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship," and according to the status change, the relationship had begun on 9 July.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Life events]]</ref> In the next few weeks he made a few more Facebook references to his unnamed sweetheart. On 5 September, Chris told his eBay customers that the commissions they had ordered would be delayed because he was busy with his girlfriend.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris finally found a sweetheart?]]</ref>


On 20 September, Chris began with his usual displays of sycophancy, making a [[Three-Quarter Woman|CD]] for his beloved, that - much like one he once made for [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] - [[Chris and his Ego|has everything to do with himself and nothing do with her]].
Chris's fans were entertained by this new development, but there was great controversy over whether or not Catherine was a bona fide sweetheart. The responsible trolls did a good job of keeping a tight lid on things through the fall. On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]], Chris responded to his fanbase's skepticism with this status:


In November, however, it was later revealed on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Catherine really was (unsurprisingly) just a troll.
{{quote|I want to make something very clear. My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a [[Hooker incident|Hooker or Prostitute]]. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes.|Chris, carefully using the present tense<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#My Girlfriend is True and Honest]]</ref>}}


==The Date==
It would not be until December that the inner circle would spill the beans and finally reveal that Catherine had been a troll, initiating the leaking of documents.


Catherine has survived to tell her harrowing tale of going on a date with the big CWC. <ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/2014-dec-19-caties-story.6598/</ref>
==The date==
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|Rental House Tour}}
Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Cousin Al)#Relaying Catie's Story]]</ref>


{{Email|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.
{{Email|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.


When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and trolls. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.
When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and [[trolls]]. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.


I think I did refer to it as a "lunch date" or something like that, but it was the same routine I've gone though from online dating before. I tried to keep the Catie interactions as normal as possible, as weird as that probably sounds. Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go bra-shopping at Target with him, wanted me to spend the night and watch movies with him, even asked me what I like for breakfast so he could buy it. It would have been kind of nice behaviour if it weren't the first time he was going to meet this woman. I told him a few times that I wasn't going to spend the night with him, but he persisted in believing I would.
I think I did refer to it as a "lunch date" or something like that, but it was the same routine I've gone though from online dating before. I tried to keep the Catie interactions as normal as possible, as weird as that probably sounds. Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go [[bra]]-shopping at [[Target]] with him, wanted me to spend the night and watch movies with him, even asked me what I like for breakfast so he could buy it. It would have been kind of nice behavior if it weren't the first time he was going to meet this woman. I told him a few times that I wasn't going to spend the night with him, but he persisted in believing I would.


It took place the last weekend in August because it took a while to coordinate. By then, Chris had been chatting with "Catie" for about four weeks. My "Cousin Al" came with me so I wouldn't be alone with Chris at Applebee's. It was set for like 2pm or something but Chris told me he always likes to be half an hour early for dates (all two of the ones he's had in his life?), so WE had to be there early so we could get there first. This is a rundown of the date itself from right after:
It took place the last weekend in August because it took a while to coordinate. By then, Chris had been chatting with "Catie" for about four weeks. My "[[Cousin Al]]" came with me so I wouldn't be alone with Chris at Applebee's. It was set for like 2pm or something but Chris told me he always likes to be half an hour early for dates ([[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|all]] [[Kacey|two]] of the ones he's had in his life?), so WE had to be there early so we could get there first. This is a rundown of the date itself from right after:


12:45pm: Arrived in Charlottesville. We knew Chris would be early since he said he was "always early for dates" though he's had all of like three dates in his life including this one. Took a few mins to adjust before going in and getting a seat. Faced the door so wE could see him coming.
12:45pm: Arrived in [[Charlottesville]]. We knew Chris would be early since he said he was "always early for dates" though he's had all of like three dates in his life including this one. Took a few mins to adjust before going in and getting a seat. Faced the door so wE could see him coming.


1.10pm: VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Al spotted him first in the car park, said, "It's either Chris or an ugly old woman." He looked right at us and I waved, and he sorta waved back, but got seated separately because autism. He was two booths down. I bit the bullet and went over. He wanted me to use some shitty-ass stupid pickup line, "What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?" But I just asked if he was Christian. He all but leaped up and squawked, "CATHERINE! YOU'RE HERE!" Then he side hugged me before I could employ evasive tactics and I led him to our table. The look on the waitress's face was priceless. She may need serious therapy after this.
1.10pm: VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Al spotted him first in the car park, said, "It's either Chris or an ugly old woman." He looked right at us and I waved, and he sorta waved back, but got seated separately because [[autism]]. He was two booths down. I bit the bullet and went over. He wanted me to use some shitty-ass stupid pickup line, "What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?" But I just asked if he was Christian. He all but leaped up and squawked, "CATHERINE! YOU'RE HERE!" Then he side hugged me before I could employ evasive tactics and I led him to our table. The look on the waitress's face was priceless. She may need serious therapy after this.


Chris was wearing a red T-shirt and grey undershirt, his "kilt" (really some old lady style plaid skirt to the calf) with turquoise tights, and grotty sneakers. I hoped he would wear high heels, since he said he likes wearing them. His hair looked like straw, probably from the bleach he used to use, and he had a silver hairband and green earrings. He had on blue eyeshadow and purple eyeliner and red lipstick that appear to have been applied by someone with advanced Parkinson's. He smelled very strongly of what we later found out was that Brittany Spears purfume. He shook Al's hand and used hand sanitizer. He seemed genuinely amazed I was even there.
Chris was wearing a red T-shirt and grey undershirt, his "kilt" (really some old lady style plaid skirt to the calf) with turquoise tights, and grotty sneakers. I hoped he would wear high heels, since he said he likes wearing them. His [[hair]] looked like straw, probably from the bleach he used to use, and he had a silver hairband and green earrings. He had on blue eyeshadow and purple eyeliner and red lipstick that appear to have been applied by someone with advanced Parkinson's. He smelled very strongly of what we later found out was that [[Britney Spears|Brittany Spears]] purfume. He shook Al's hand and used hand sanitizer. He seemed genuinely amazed I was even there.


1.30 - 3.30pm: The date went really well. Chris had some trouble with volume control when we talked about Jerkops and we asked a lot about his conspiracy theories. He thinks Snyder bribed the police to beat him up and ran into their car himself and there are still trolls making it impossible for him to get work. We pressed him for details on his corruption conspiracies because we wanted to see how depraved they were, under the pretense that he could sue for millions. But after he couldnt come up with good answers he stress sighed, and we changed the subject.
1.30 - 3.30pm: The date went really well. Chris had some trouble with volume control when we talked about [[Jerkops]] and we asked a lot about his conspiracy theories. He thinks [[Snyder]] bribed the police to beat him up and ran into their car himself and there are still trolls making it impossible for him to get work. We pressed him for details on his corruption conspiracies because we wanted to see how depraved they were, under the pretense that he could sue for millions. But after he couldnt come up with good answers he [[stress sigh]]ed, and we changed the subject.


We asked after Barb's teeth. She has really bad cavities apparently.
We asked after [[Barb]]'s teeth. She has really bad cavities apparently.


The rental is secured through November, according to Chris.
[[Rental House|The rental]] is secured through [[November 2014|November]], according to Chris.


Chris expects Catie to move into 14BC with him and Barb. He had previously expressed willingness to move to [another town in Virginia] with Catie, but he's either changed his mind or forgotten or both. Chris thinks Barb could handle little kids in the house too, when Al asked how he would have a family living with his mother. Chris thinks Barb would be a great babysitter and caretaker, so I guess there goes Chris's plans to be a House Husband.
Chris expects Catie to move into [[14BC]] with him and Barb. He had previously expressed willingness to move to [another town in [[Virginia]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> with Catie, but he's either changed his mind or forgotten or both. Chris thinks Barb could handle little kids in the house too, when Al asked how he would have a family living with his mother. Chris thinks Barb would be a great babysitter and caretaker, so I guess there goes Chris's plans to be a House Husband.


He kept trying to hold my hand so I negotiated lunch like a t-Rex with strumpy little arms. Then he tried footsie under the table. And he stared at my tits a lot. I kept hoping Cousin Al would say something but he never did. In retrospect I should've called him out on it.
He kept trying to hold my hand so I negotiated lunch like a t-Rex with strumpy little arms. Then he tried footsie under the table. And he stared at my tits a lot. I kept hoping Cousin Al would say something but he never did. In retrospect I should've called him out on it.


Barb's family apparently also think Barb is a useless drunken whore too. (Note: a few days after the meeting, Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance. I think it might have been Cousin Harriet's husband, Tom. Anyway, the family concluded that Barb is a shitty person and pretty much wrote her off, except Aunt Corina for some reason. Tom and Harriet still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but won't let her visit or even tell her their address.)
Barb's family apparently also think Barb is a useless drunken whore too. (Note: a few days after the meeting, Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance. I think it might have been [[Minor_Family_Members#Aunt_Harriet_and_Uncle_Tom|Cousin Harriet's husband, Tom]]. Anyway, the family concluded that Barb is a shitty person and pretty much wrote her off, except [[Aunt Corina]] for some reason. Tom and Harriet still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but won't let her visit or even tell her their address.)


Chris now tips 15%; I gave the waitress all my singles and wrote "I am so sorry you had to see that, you're a trooper!" on the check.
Chris now tips 15%; I gave the waitress all my singles and wrote "I am so sorry you had to see that, you're a trooper!" on the check.
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Chris said, "This isn't how I imagined bringing a girl home!"
Chris said, "This isn't how I imagined bringing a girl home!"


The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. Bob's old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much. There's an early 90s Cadillac in the yard covered in plant growth that hasn't been moved since the fire, they want to sell it and expect $2000 - $5000 for it.
The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much. There's an early 90s Cadillac in the yard covered in plant growth that hasn't been moved since the fire, they want to sell it and expect $2000 - $5000 for it.


Al expressed interest in buying some of Bob's records and chris was pretty happy about that. More Lego money!!
Al expressed interest in buying some of Bob's records and chris was pretty happy about that. More [[Lego]] money!!


4pm: We go to the rental. It is literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff in places, no exaggeration. Chris occupies both upstairs rooms, one is full of Lego (including melted, warped fire damaged Lego, a lot of it), and the other has his same grotty bedding from the old house. He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it. I should have told him that was creepy as hell but at the time I was just way too stunned that he even had it there. He introduced me to Bob via an old picture. He kept putting his arm around me and getting creepy too close so I kept moving around and fake sneezing. I thought it was because he's creepy, Al thinks it's his autism, but it's likely both. Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with Megan taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.
4pm: We go to the rental. It is literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff in places, no exaggeration. Chris occupies both upstairs rooms, one is full of Lego (including melted, warped [[fire]] damaged Lego, a lot of it), and the other has his same grotty bedding from the old house. He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it. I should have told him that was creepy as hell but at the time I was just way too stunned that he even had it there. He introduced me to Bob via an old picture. He kept putting his arm around me and getting creepy too close so I kept moving around and fake sneezing. I thought it was because he's creepy, Al thinks it's his autism, but it's likely both. Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with [[Megan]] taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.


We looked at his yearbooks. Physically handled them. He has two from his Seinor Year. They smell smoke damaged but aren't too bad. I never found out why he has two yearbooks, I think he said Barb gave him an order form and Bob also did. Nobody signed either, Chris seemed surprised at the suggestion that people sign yearbooks at all.
We looked at his yearbooks. Physically handled them. He has two from his Seinor Year. They smell smoke damaged but aren't too bad. I never found out why he has two yearbooks, I think he said Barb gave him an order form and Bob also did. Nobody signed either, Chris seemed surprised at the suggestion that people sign yearbooks at all.


Barb was actually very pleasant. But I know abusive people: the mask of normalcy is their cover. She said I was very pretty and we chatted about family history and Cole nearly dying of a sinus infection when he was nineteen. Barb thinks the insurance agent hates her because she is "too smart" for them and too shrewd, rather than being a cantankerous old harpy.
Barb was actually very pleasant. But I know abusive people: the mask of normalcy is their cover. She said I was very pretty and we chatted about family history and [[Cole]] nearly dying of a sinus infection when he was nineteen. Barb thinks the insurance agent hates her because she is "too smart" for them and too shrewd, rather than being a cantankerous old harpy.


The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. The dogs are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.
The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. [[Clover and Snoopy|The dogs]] are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.


When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.
When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.


He gave me a goodie bag of shit, mostly My Little Pony related. There were the two pictures he drew of me, and the CD. There was an MLP iPhone case because he also wanted to take me shopping for an iPhone to put on his plan so he could call me as much as he wanted. I turned him down but he said I could regift it. No clue what happened to it at this point.}}
He gave me a goodie bag of shit, mostly [[My Little Pony]] related. There were the two pictures he drew of me, and the CD. There was an MLP iPhone case because he also wanted to take me shopping for an iPhone to put on his plan so he could call me as much as he wanted. I turned him down but he said I could regift it. No clue what happened to it at this point.}}
 
Catie's suffering didn't stop there. She also treated herself to go bowling with Chris. She describes the occasion thus:
{{Email|Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.}}
 
== How Chris screwed up so soon ==
 
{{main|I Love You, Catherine}}
 
On 28 [[September 2014|September]], Catherine and Chris had recently had a dispute over Chris's financial situation. To make matters worse for our hero, Catherine visited New York for her friend's bachelorette party, leaving Chris lonesome and frustrated. During this visit Catherine went on a sail boat ride with a [[JERKS|man]] named Colin. Catherine viewed her relationship with Chris as an open one but Chris didn't view it that way, and confessedly insulted Colin about going on that sail boat ride with her. Catherine then received word about Chris's outburst in front of Colin and chewed Chris out for it. Chris for the first time in a long time caught a heartache, because he acted like a sleazebag towards Colin. On 4 [[October 2014|October]] he proceeded to upload a video where he apologizes for how he acted. In the description he states he will "become a better [[Gaybian|Lesbian]] [[Tomgirl|Transgender]] Sweetheart and Partner".


==The bowling outing==


{{Infobox/video
Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Relaying Catherine Email]]</ref>
| name          = I Love You, Catherine
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}
| stardate      = 4 [[October 2014]]
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga          = {{Tomgirl|text}},
| previous      = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]
| next          = [[To Mr. Smith]]
}}


==Leaked Information==
{{Email|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.
Catherine (and others) provided ample information from Christian during 2014.
{{quote|Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this [[Chris and reality|near seven incher]] damn [[Duck|cock]]!|This is literally what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.}}
Chris sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to moisten her.
<center><gallery>
Image:Flirt1.jpeg
Image:CWCYellowDress.jpg|Lesbians everywhere, hold your orgasms!
Image:Flirt2.jpeg
</gallery></center>


Between 16 and 18 September, Christian assured Catherine he no longer has crushes on his gal pals.
The second outing nearly didn't happen because of a bunch of personal, car, and logistics issues on everyone's part. Barb had to go deal with the insurance/rental people because the insurance wasn't going to pay anymore rent for them because, I guess, they expected the Chandler house to have been rebuilt by then. It was almost eleven months by that point, after all. So Barb was away from home and Chris called me saying he couldn't leave the house without his mom there. He suggested I come 'hang out' at the rental, but no way was that happening.


{{EmailReply|Subject: Unknown
When I asked why he couldn't leave, he explained the dogs couldn't be left alone. Why? Well, Barb and Chris have never, ever, EVER left then home alone. Ever. If errands need to be run, then someone has to stay home with the dogs or the dogs have to come with them and wait in the car. Chris claimed they would "destroy the house", tearing up furniture and chewing everything and peeing and crapping and basically all the bad things dogs are capable of doing. He said it like this was totally normal, that all dogs must do this since his dogs do it. I told him that that's what bored/frustrated/understimulated animals do, but he brushed it off. I was stunned, but also trying to salvage the meetup.
Date: 16 - 18 September 2014
From: Christian
To: Catherine


Rebeckah forwarded your concerns to me. I assure and promise to you, Catherine: I did not have a crush on Tiffany at all during High School. The only time that would be considered contrary was at the Seinor Prom. No one had asked me to dance, and I went there with my mom. Tiffany asked me to dance with her; it was good. But with the learning of the set up arrangement last year, and upon recollection and reflection, that was probably a set up arrangement as well.
Chris said he'd wait til Barb was home, but after he found out it could be a few hours until she got back, he came up with this stellar plan: he was going to load those dogs into his car and leave them there while we bowled and had dinner! Dey like da cawr, mmm! I desperately tried to dissuade him from this, and when Al and I stopped for gas, I got the Virginia SPCA phone number and resolved to call them and anonymously report if Chris had those poor animals in his car. (I'd slip away to the ladies', but for all I know Chris would have followed me since girls always go in pairs, teeheehee!) Barb turned up last minute and so we never got to see the SPCA Saga.


My High School crush was Kellie Andes. But then I had heard a rumor near graduation about her going outwith some other dude. And I lost touch.
Now I'm wishing it had happened. But when you deal with Chris, there's so much crazy going on that you basically run out of reactions. I wish I had done something.}}


I was moreover not over the Friendships of ALL of my High School Gal Pals: Tiffany [x], Kellie [x], Sarah [x], Molly [x] (who is still a friend, and on my Facebook Friends List), and Miranda [x] (who I still have never found anywhere online, so she is undecided). Aside from Kellie, I did not have the deeper feelings for any of my gal pals, but I still was close with them, I cared about them as my friends, and I definitely felt comfortable around them. Seriously, I was totally Naive on the subject of Dating throughout High School, even though I had a sexual education class. Which led me to my later idea of encouraging Dating Education Classes alongside Sexual Education in High School.
{{Email|Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.}}
Anyway, Kelly blocked me on Facebook a few years ago, and l have gotten over her well over a decade ago. And


last August to October, while I was totally on getting the Class of 2000 Reunion going on the 15th year, since the ten year reunion did not work out. I also built the original Lego High School building, before the fire last January, which melted the top portion and about the back walls of the building. I still am glad I rebuilt it with renewed dedication to Manchester High.
==Leaked Information==
{{main|Catherine E-mails|Open Relationship E-mails|Colin Chat 1|Three-Quarter Woman|Catherine comic|Apology Letters}}


When I was contacting as many classmates as I could last year, I talked with Sarah Bevel, and eventually, She was the one in Mid-October who totally devastated my High School Memories by being the first to tell me that their friendships with me were a set up that occurred between my father and the principle. I became More VERY Upset and Sad!
The Catherine [[Saga]] produced much leaked media.


''sigh''
Even before their first date, Chris was so hopeful about their future together that he sent three [[Apology Letters]] to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the [[Hanky-panky|act of intercourse]]) and care for each other with [[honesty]] and compassion."


And with the bullying from Sarah and Tiffany since then, I really wanted to know Why the hell they hate me for other than no reason. I was mostly over all of that before you found me on OKCupid. And then, just recently when I was messaged the link to Tiffany's Facebook.
At the [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]] date, Chris gave Catherine a mix CD, "[[Three-Quarter Woman]]", containing a bland morass of bubblegum pop and videogame themes. By this time he had also given Catherine [[Catherine comic|some original artwork]] as well.


Yeah. So anyway, while I am feeling more crestfallen about that, I am more into the relationship between you and me, Catherine. You continue to care about and love
Chris later sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to entice and seduce her:


me; as I still do for you too. That matters a lot more to me.
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You do not have anything to worry about here, my TomBi!
On 2 September, Chris tried to guilt Catherine into committing to him by sending her vows for their ''Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners''. He also reportedly offered to send Catherine his fabled [[Amnyfest Ring]], but she refused it.
 
Sent from my iPhone
Stay Safe,
Christian W. Chandler}}
 
Pictures of the "Relationship Vow" card by Chris were leaked, showing Chris's vow to Catherine for their ''Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners''.


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On 17 December, more info were leaked: his [[Apology Letters|apology letters]] he wrote to [[Fashion Square Mall]], [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and a never before seen [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Christmas video in 2004]] which was from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD.
Catherine also obtained a never-before-seen [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Christmas video in 2004]], from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD.


==The End==
== Open relationship arc ==
{{quote|I am feeling sad. While she still wants to be friends, Catie just told me she does not want to be in a relationship with me; essentially dumping me.|Chris confirmed in an e-mail that he and "Catherine" are no longer together.}}
{{main|I Love You, Catherine}}
On 5 December 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that Catherine, like sweethearts past, was created by trolls; the relationship was non-existent. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783</ref>


5 days later, Chris confirmed in [[Open Relationship E-mails#No Longer Together With Catherine|an e-mail to Renee]] that they are no longer together. However, it remains unknown whether Chris knows that Catherine doesn't exist at all.
In late September, Catherine went to a bachelorette party and wedding in New York City, leaving Chris all by his lonesome in Virginia. Ever since first meeting each other on OKCupid, Chris had claimed to want an "open relationship," for reasons which (as yet) are not entirely clear. Catherine decided to test Chris's commitment to this challenging arrangement by meeting a rich, handsome [[JERK]] named [[Colin]], joining him for dinner and a sailing excursion. Given that he and Catherine had just had an argument over finances, Chris's paranoia was raw and open. Without knowing a thing about him other than he was wealthy, and even after being assured by his gal pal Shaina that Colin was "from a good family and was of good character," he immediately emailed Colin:


==Backlash==
{{Quote|Catherine and I have been getting on knowing each other, growing mutual deep emotions and fondness with mutual care and respect, for over a month now. Recent events have her feeling off, and I Really Wish for her and mine relationship to be Forever Lasting. Your Possible Flirtatious Actions and Wealthy Tricks with Deceptions are NOT helpful in the situation! As I have a lot of worry and care and respect for her Very Much! Not only That, but I fully support her for the Orientation she is, as well as The Sweetest, Kindest and most True and Pure Soul that she is! I can only imagine that your Cold, Money-Filled Blue Blood will not satisfy or fulfill her emotional needs.|Chris to Colin, 29 September 2014<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Colin E-mails]]</ref>}}
{{main|Trolls#Today}}
When it was revealed in November that Catherine wasn't real, many on the CWCki Forums were disappointed. After all, having female trolls assume a persona and "date" Chris is hardly new. Not only this, but many of them felt that Chris no longer deserved to have his life controlled by trolls, and that [[Chris and money|he'd]] [[Bob Chandler|suffered]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|enough]].


==Timeline==
Even before Colin had finished laughing at him, Chris realized that this had been a mistake. "I am Soo dumb and retarded!" He had not only opened the door to more troll persecution, but he had widened the distance between himself and Catherine. Catherine received word about Chris's outburst and chewed him out for it. "UGH!!! I Majorly Screwed Us Both Up!!! Got Dang It!!!"<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Shaina E-mails]]</ref> Subsequently, on 4 October, he volunteered to make a rare public [[YouTube]] video apology. In the description he stated that he will "become a better [[Gaybian|Lesbian]] [[Tomgirl|Transgender]] Sweetheart and Partner".


Early July: Chris creates new [[OkCupid]] profile.
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July 9: Chris believes the relationship began on this date.
Chris did everything he could to persuade Catherine that he had learned from this mistake and now understood the true meaning of an open relationship, but the damage could not be mended. Catherine was willing to go on a bowling non-date with Chris, but as friends only. Chris didn't want to hear this. On 9 December, Catherine finally said the words that got through: "I just don't want to be in a relationship with you."


August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine “Deeply love each other.”
{{quote|I am feeling sad. While she still wants to be friends, Catie just told me she does not want to be in a relationship with me; essentially dumping me.|Chris to Renee, 10 December 2014<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#No Longer Together With Catherine]]</ref>}}


August 18: Chris calls Catherine his “girlfriend,” in note to CWCki forum member.
Chris spent the next several days hurling abuse at Catherine, essentially denying her the right to break up with him.


August 29: Public revelation of Catherine on Facebook.
{{quote|I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline.|Chris to Catherine, 14 December 2014<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!]]</ref>}}


August 31: Applebee’s date. Chris changes Facebook status to “in a relationship.” Catherine receives CD and two drawings of her.
By the time he had calmed down, Catherine no longer wanted his friendship.


Sept. 2: Relationship vows sent.
==Timeline==


Sept. 13: Chris goes to pride festival.
*Early July 2014: Chris creates an [[OkCupid]] profile.
*July 9: First correspondence. Chris will later claim the relationship began on this date.
*August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine "Deeply love each other."
*August 18: Chris calls Catherine his "girlfriend," in note to [[CWCki Forums]] member.
*August 29: Chris's status as taken is publicly revealed on the forum.
*August 31: Applebee's date. Chris changes Facebook status to "in a relationship." Catherine receives two drawings and a CD of herself.
*September 2: Relationship vows sent.
*September 13: Chris goes to pride festival.
*September 16: Chris gets the [[un-clit]].
*September 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.
*September 28–29: Chris–Catherine–Colin love triangle.
*October 4: Chris makes an apology video for Catherine.
*October 8: Chris sends Barb's letter to Colin.
*October 10–12: Catherine tells Chris that she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.
*October 31: Chris visits gay bar.
*November 2: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation.
*November 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.
*December 4: Chris [[Un-clit|re-pierces his taint]].
*December 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.
*December 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is "drifting back into sadness."
*December 12: Chris removes the unclit.
*December 12-14: Text argument between Chris and Catherine.


Sept. 15: Chris gets the [[un-clit]].
==See also==
 
Sept. 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.
 
Sept. 28-29: Chris-Catherine-Colin love triangle.
 
Oct. 4: Chris makes apology video for Catherine.
 
Oct. 8: Chris sends Barb’s letter to Colin.
 
Oct. 10-12: Catherine tells Chris she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.
 
Oct. 31: Chris visits gay bar.
 
Nov. 12: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation.
 
Nov. 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.
 
Dec. 4: Chris repierces his taint.
 
Dec. 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.
 
Dec. 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is “drifting back into sadness.”
 
Dec. 12: Chris removes the unclit.
 
Dec. 12-14: Text argument between Chris and Catherine.
 
==See Also==
* [[Catherine E-mails]]
* [[Catherine E-mails]]
* [[Open Relationship E-mails]]
* [[Open Relationship E-mails]]
* [[Three-Quarter Woman]]
* [[Three-Quarter Woman]]
* [[Colin Chat 1|Colin Chats]]
* [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]


==References==
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Latest revision as of 08:11, 1 July 2024

Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!
This is verbatim what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.
when it comes to Catherine, we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that [saga]. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating [from OKCupid] persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made.
Marvin[1]


Catherine
Information
Name Catherine Sorrentino
Also known as Catie
Catie-Heart
Axiom
Gender Female
Race White
Nationality British
Saga Catherine

Catherine 'Catie' Sorrentino was, according to Chris in mid-2014, his latest sweetheart. Little is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and admires trolls lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used British spelling, which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling. She was almost certainly white and younger than Chris, as his preferences preclude anything else. Although everyone knew her as Catie, Chris insisted on calling her Catherine. The two met on OKCupid in July 2014, when Christian discovered that she was a 97% match (which guarantees she's destined to bear his child), and pursued her. He kept her identity a secret until after their first date in late August. After several adventures, Catherine informed Chris in December that she was not interested in a relationship with him, sending him into another downward spiral of anger, loneliness and depression.

The relationship revealed

A Lego depiction of Catie and her captor, from 17 August 2014. Notice Chris's skirt and heels, and the Rosechu medallion around Catie's neck.

In early July 2014, fans discovered that Chris had created an updated OKCupid profile. Later that summer, Chris announced that he had found himself a new sweetheart. The first public indication was on 29 August, when a member of Kiwi Farms revealed that she had received an autographed photo of Chris which included a note, signed 18 August 2014, in which Chris said that he had a "girlfriend."[2] On 31 August, Chris claimed on Facebook to have gone on a date with his girlfriend while wearing a Britney Spears perfume.[3] On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship," and according to the status change, the relationship had begun on 9 July.[4] In the next few weeks he made a few more Facebook references to his unnamed sweetheart. On 5 September, Chris told his eBay customers that the commissions they had ordered would be delayed because he was busy with his girlfriend.[5]

Chris's fans were entertained by this new development, but there was great controversy over whether or not Catherine was a bona fide sweetheart. The responsible trolls did a good job of keeping a tight lid on things through the fall. On 11 September, Chris responded to his fanbase's skepticism with this status:

I want to make something very clear. My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a Hooker or Prostitute. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes.
Chris, carefully using the present tense[6]

It would not be until December that the inner circle would spill the beans and finally reveal that Catherine had been a troll, initiating the leaking of documents.

The date

Main articles: Catie Date Conversation Transcript, IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court, and Rental House Tour

Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's behavior towards women continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: [7]

I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.

When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and trolls. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.

I think I did refer to it as a "lunch date" or something like that, but it was the same routine I've gone though from online dating before. I tried to keep the Catie interactions as normal as possible, as weird as that probably sounds. Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go bra-shopping at Target with him, wanted me to spend the night and watch movies with him, even asked me what I like for breakfast so he could buy it. It would have been kind of nice behavior if it weren't the first time he was going to meet this woman. I told him a few times that I wasn't going to spend the night with him, but he persisted in believing I would.

It took place the last weekend in August because it took a while to coordinate. By then, Chris had been chatting with "Catie" for about four weeks. My "Cousin Al" came with me so I wouldn't be alone with Chris at Applebee's. It was set for like 2pm or something but Chris told me he always likes to be half an hour early for dates (all two of the ones he's had in his life?), so WE had to be there early so we could get there first. This is a rundown of the date itself from right after:

12:45pm: Arrived in Charlottesville. We knew Chris would be early since he said he was "always early for dates" though he's had all of like three dates in his life including this one. Took a few mins to adjust before going in and getting a seat. Faced the door so wE could see him coming.

1.10pm: VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Al spotted him first in the car park, said, "It's either Chris or an ugly old woman." He looked right at us and I waved, and he sorta waved back, but got seated separately because autism. He was two booths down. I bit the bullet and went over. He wanted me to use some shitty-ass stupid pickup line, "What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?" But I just asked if he was Christian. He all but leaped up and squawked, "CATHERINE! YOU'RE HERE!" Then he side hugged me before I could employ evasive tactics and I led him to our table. The look on the waitress's face was priceless. She may need serious therapy after this.

Chris was wearing a red T-shirt and grey undershirt, his "kilt" (really some old lady style plaid skirt to the calf) with turquoise tights, and grotty sneakers. I hoped he would wear high heels, since he said he likes wearing them. His hair looked like straw, probably from the bleach he used to use, and he had a silver hairband and green earrings. He had on blue eyeshadow and purple eyeliner and red lipstick that appear to have been applied by someone with advanced Parkinson's. He smelled very strongly of what we later found out was that Brittany Spears purfume. He shook Al's hand and used hand sanitizer. He seemed genuinely amazed I was even there.

1.30 - 3.30pm: The date went really well. Chris had some trouble with volume control when we talked about Jerkops and we asked a lot about his conspiracy theories. He thinks Snyder bribed the police to beat him up and ran into their car himself and there are still trolls making it impossible for him to get work. We pressed him for details on his corruption conspiracies because we wanted to see how depraved they were, under the pretense that he could sue for millions. But after he couldnt come up with good answers he stress sighed, and we changed the subject.

We asked after Barb's teeth. She has really bad cavities apparently.

The rental is secured through November, according to Chris.

Chris expects Catie to move into 14BC with him and Barb. He had previously expressed willingness to move to [another town in Virginia] with Catie, but he's either changed his mind or forgotten or both. Chris thinks Barb could handle little kids in the house too, when Al asked how he would have a family living with his mother. Chris thinks Barb would be a great babysitter and caretaker, so I guess there goes Chris's plans to be a House Husband.

He kept trying to hold my hand so I negotiated lunch like a t-Rex with strumpy little arms. Then he tried footsie under the table. And he stared at my tits a lot. I kept hoping Cousin Al would say something but he never did. In retrospect I should've called him out on it.

Barb's family apparently also think Barb is a useless drunken whore too. (Note: a few days after the meeting, Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance. I think it might have been Cousin Harriet's husband, Tom. Anyway, the family concluded that Barb is a shitty person and pretty much wrote her off, except Aunt Corina for some reason. Tom and Harriet still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but won't let her visit or even tell her their address.)

Chris now tips 15%; I gave the waitress all my singles and wrote "I am so sorry you had to see that, you're a trooper!" on the check.

3.30pm: We were going to escape to the "mechanic" where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us 14BC, we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets.

Chris said, "This isn't how I imagined bringing a girl home!"

The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. Bob's old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much. There's an early 90s Cadillac in the yard covered in plant growth that hasn't been moved since the fire, they want to sell it and expect $2000 - $5000 for it.

Al expressed interest in buying some of Bob's records and chris was pretty happy about that. More Lego money!!

4pm: We go to the rental. It is literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff in places, no exaggeration. Chris occupies both upstairs rooms, one is full of Lego (including melted, warped fire damaged Lego, a lot of it), and the other has his same grotty bedding from the old house. He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it. I should have told him that was creepy as hell but at the time I was just way too stunned that he even had it there. He introduced me to Bob via an old picture. He kept putting his arm around me and getting creepy too close so I kept moving around and fake sneezing. I thought it was because he's creepy, Al thinks it's his autism, but it's likely both. Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with Megan taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.

We looked at his yearbooks. Physically handled them. He has two from his Seinor Year. They smell smoke damaged but aren't too bad. I never found out why he has two yearbooks, I think he said Barb gave him an order form and Bob also did. Nobody signed either, Chris seemed surprised at the suggestion that people sign yearbooks at all.

Barb was actually very pleasant. But I know abusive people: the mask of normalcy is their cover. She said I was very pretty and we chatted about family history and Cole nearly dying of a sinus infection when he was nineteen. Barb thinks the insurance agent hates her because she is "too smart" for them and too shrewd, rather than being a cantankerous old harpy.

The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. The dogs are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.

When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.

He gave me a goodie bag of shit, mostly My Little Pony related. There were the two pictures he drew of me, and the CD. There was an MLP iPhone case because he also wanted to take me shopping for an iPhone to put on his plan so he could call me as much as he wanted. I turned him down but he said I could regift it. No clue what happened to it at this point.

The bowling outing

Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:[8]

The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.

The second outing nearly didn't happen because of a bunch of personal, car, and logistics issues on everyone's part. Barb had to go deal with the insurance/rental people because the insurance wasn't going to pay anymore rent for them because, I guess, they expected the Chandler house to have been rebuilt by then. It was almost eleven months by that point, after all. So Barb was away from home and Chris called me saying he couldn't leave the house without his mom there. He suggested I come 'hang out' at the rental, but no way was that happening.

When I asked why he couldn't leave, he explained the dogs couldn't be left alone. Why? Well, Barb and Chris have never, ever, EVER left then home alone. Ever. If errands need to be run, then someone has to stay home with the dogs or the dogs have to come with them and wait in the car. Chris claimed they would "destroy the house", tearing up furniture and chewing everything and peeing and crapping and basically all the bad things dogs are capable of doing. He said it like this was totally normal, that all dogs must do this since his dogs do it. I told him that that's what bored/frustrated/understimulated animals do, but he brushed it off. I was stunned, but also trying to salvage the meetup.

Chris said he'd wait til Barb was home, but after he found out it could be a few hours until she got back, he came up with this stellar plan: he was going to load those dogs into his car and leave them there while we bowled and had dinner! Dey like da cawr, mmm! I desperately tried to dissuade him from this, and when Al and I stopped for gas, I got the Virginia SPCA phone number and resolved to call them and anonymously report if Chris had those poor animals in his car. (I'd slip away to the ladies', but for all I know Chris would have followed me since girls always go in pairs, teeheehee!) Barb turned up last minute and so we never got to see the SPCA Saga.

Now I'm wishing it had happened. But when you deal with Chris, there's so much crazy going on that you basically run out of reactions. I wish I had done something.

Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.

Leaked Information

Main articles: Catherine E-mails, Open Relationship E-mails, Colin Chat 1, Three-Quarter Woman, Catherine comic, and Apology Letters

The Catherine Saga produced much leaked media.

Even before their first date, Chris was so hopeful about their future together that he sent three Apology Letters to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of Charlottesville Fashion Square know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the act of intercourse) and care for each other with honesty and compassion."

At the Applebee's date, Chris gave Catherine a mix CD, "Three-Quarter Woman", containing a bland morass of bubblegum pop and videogame themes. By this time he had also given Catherine some original artwork as well.

Chris later sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to entice and seduce her:

On 2 September, Chris tried to guilt Catherine into committing to him by sending her vows for their Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners. He also reportedly offered to send Catherine his fabled Amnyfest Ring, but she refused it.

Transcription

from Christian Weston Chandler 9/2/2014 to Catherine

My Vows to Catherine for our Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of sound mind and body, to Catherine

With this (my Class) Ring, I take thee, Catherine, to be my Sweetheart, Lover and Girlfriend, in our relationship with mutual loyalty, devotion, trust and companionship. And I solemnly Vow...

-to maintain respect for you as my partner. -to remain a good, loyal, honest and supportive partner to you. -to keep any and all information about you, sensitive and whatever else, secret and Strictly Confidential between the two of us alone, unless you specifically specify such a detail to be shared with another trusted person in our lives.

-to fully maintain honesty and loylty (sic) to you at all times, now and forever. Even when and if I should feel need for a break, or to find fun with anyone else, -I vow to inform you of such times and with who, and all other details. of such. -to keep you topmost on my heart and soul (alongside my mother, who remains of my utmost loyalties, honesty and such that goes in the mother-child relationship, respectfully), and all relate priorities as well.

-to remain (inserted: emotionally and mentally) open to you forever! -to be fully open for your emotions, feelings, concerns, ideas, opinions and most everything else therein. -to be supportive to and for you as best of my abilities as possible, as well as offering my own constructive thoughts, deeds and actions to honestly and hopefully turn out for the better for you.

-to add more Vows to this list as we continue on with our relationship as they come about and when they come about.

Catherine also obtained a never-before-seen Christmas video in 2004, from the Director's Cut version of his Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD.

Open relationship arc

Main article: I Love You, Catherine

In late September, Catherine went to a bachelorette party and wedding in New York City, leaving Chris all by his lonesome in Virginia. Ever since first meeting each other on OKCupid, Chris had claimed to want an "open relationship," for reasons which (as yet) are not entirely clear. Catherine decided to test Chris's commitment to this challenging arrangement by meeting a rich, handsome JERK named Colin, joining him for dinner and a sailing excursion. Given that he and Catherine had just had an argument over finances, Chris's paranoia was raw and open. Without knowing a thing about him other than he was wealthy, and even after being assured by his gal pal Shaina that Colin was "from a good family and was of good character," he immediately emailed Colin:

Catherine and I have been getting on knowing each other, growing mutual deep emotions and fondness with mutual care and respect, for over a month now. Recent events have her feeling off, and I Really Wish for her and mine relationship to be Forever Lasting. Your Possible Flirtatious Actions and Wealthy Tricks with Deceptions are NOT helpful in the situation! As I have a lot of worry and care and respect for her Very Much! Not only That, but I fully support her for the Orientation she is, as well as The Sweetest, Kindest and most True and Pure Soul that she is! I can only imagine that your Cold, Money-Filled Blue Blood will not satisfy or fulfill her emotional needs.
Chris to Colin, 29 September 2014[9]

Even before Colin had finished laughing at him, Chris realized that this had been a mistake. "I am Soo dumb and retarded!" He had not only opened the door to more troll persecution, but he had widened the distance between himself and Catherine. Catherine received word about Chris's outburst and chewed him out for it. "UGH!!! I Majorly Screwed Us Both Up!!! Got Dang It!!!"[10] Subsequently, on 4 October, he volunteered to make a rare public YouTube video apology. In the description he stated that he will "become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner".


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Chris did everything he could to persuade Catherine that he had learned from this mistake and now understood the true meaning of an open relationship, but the damage could not be mended. Catherine was willing to go on a bowling non-date with Chris, but as friends only. Chris didn't want to hear this. On 9 December, Catherine finally said the words that got through: "I just don't want to be in a relationship with you."

I am feeling sad. While she still wants to be friends, Catie just told me she does not want to be in a relationship with me; essentially dumping me.
Chris to Renee, 10 December 2014[11]

Chris spent the next several days hurling abuse at Catherine, essentially denying her the right to break up with him.

I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline.
Chris to Catherine, 14 December 2014[12]

By the time he had calmed down, Catherine no longer wanted his friendship.

Timeline

  • Early July 2014: Chris creates an OkCupid profile.
  • July 9: First correspondence. Chris will later claim the relationship began on this date.
  • August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine "Deeply love each other."
  • August 18: Chris calls Catherine his "girlfriend," in note to CWCki Forums member.
  • August 29: Chris's status as taken is publicly revealed on the forum.
  • August 31: Applebee's date. Chris changes Facebook status to "in a relationship." Catherine receives two drawings and a CD of herself.
  • September 2: Relationship vows sent.
  • September 13: Chris goes to pride festival.
  • September 16: Chris gets the un-clit.
  • September 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.
  • September 28–29: Chris–Catherine–Colin love triangle.
  • October 4: Chris makes an apology video for Catherine.
  • October 8: Chris sends Barb's letter to Colin.
  • October 10–12: Catherine tells Chris that she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.
  • October 31: Chris visits gay bar.
  • November 2: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation.
  • November 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.
  • December 4: Chris re-pierces his taint.
  • December 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.
  • December 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is "drifting back into sadness."
  • December 12: Chris removes the unclit.
  • December 12-14: Text argument between Chris and Catherine.

See also

References

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