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*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real? | *... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real? | ||
*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?" | *... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[ | *... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon 2018#Nowacking rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]? | ||
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*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? | *... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? | ||
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*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | *... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]? | ||
*... that YouTuber [ | *... that YouTuber [[Geno Samuel]] has [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|a documentary series on Chris]] that is 85 episodes long, and still going? | ||
**... and that Chris [[ | **... and that Chris [[Geno Samuel DMs|has DMed him]] after seeing the series? | ||
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | *... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? | ||
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | *... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
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*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | *... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]? | ||
*... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]? | *... that [[Liquid Chris]] [[Kacey Call 11|has a nine inch]] [[Pickle|penis]]? | ||
*... that Chris needs no bitches? | *... that Chris [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy|needs no bitches]]? | ||
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*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | *... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? | ||
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*... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]? | *... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]? | ||
*... that {{w|Andrew and James Dall Houses|the house in Cleveland}} that [[Ohio trip|Chris was tricked into visiting]] is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? | *... that {{w|Andrew and James Dall Houses|the house in Cleveland}} that [[Ohio trip|Chris was tricked into visiting]] is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? | ||
*... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the [[Russia|Soviet's belt]], which is not good? | |||
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*... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
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*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | *... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | ||
**... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]? | **... and that Chris [[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind|believed it too]]? | ||
*... that Chris no longer lives at [[14 Branchland Court]] and instead lives in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|the house]] owned by [[Caden Peck]]? | |||
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*... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]? | *... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]? | ||
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*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]? | *... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]? | ||
**... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | **... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | ||
*... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? | *... that [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? | ||
*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]? | *... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]? | ||
*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | *... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | *... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | ||
*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | *... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | ||
*... that [[OfficialCWCmart|Chris]] sells [[14 Branchland Court|driveway gravel]] for $15 a bag? | |||
**... and that [[Ween|people]] actually buy it? | |||
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*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | *... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | ||
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*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
**... and that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''? | **... and that Chris also believes [[Daniel Weston|one of his ancestors]] sailed aboard the ''Mayflower''? | ||
*... that [[Keffals]] is an enabler of Chris at least since the [Second Coming]? | *... that [[Keffals]] is an enabler of Chris at least since the [[Second Coming]]? | ||
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*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet? | *... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet? | ||
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*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]? | *... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]? | ||
**... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]? | **... and that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]? | ||
**... | **... and Chris got those charges dismissed? | ||
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]? | *... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]? | ||
**... and that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|G5]] has caused World War III? | **... and that [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|G5]] has caused World War III? | ||
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*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]? | *... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]? | ||
*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | *... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | ||
*... that [[BABSCon]] staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event? | |||
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*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}? | *... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}? | ||
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*... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? | *... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? | ||
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]? | *... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]? | ||
**...and that [[BABSCon]] did the same thing in [[2024]] after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event? | |||
*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is? | *... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is? | ||
*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]? | *... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]? | ||
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*... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he was in jail]]? | *... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Jail Saga|while he was in jail]]? | ||
*... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | *... that infamous lolcow [[Ethan Ralph]] [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]? | ||
*... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media# | *... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in [[Chris in the media#Smiling Friends|Smiling Friends]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | *... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]? | ||
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*... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? | *... that [[Son-chu]] got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? | ||
*... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | *... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? | ||
*... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 | *... that Chris [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|implied the trolling was worse]] than being [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down by 5 teachers]] and [[Kick the autistic|having his screams recorded for their amusement]]? | ||
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*... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? | *... that Chris [[November 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Kiwi Farms, "I am not a Lolcow"|denies being a lolcow]]? |
Latest revision as of 15:21, 12 May 2024
- ... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
- ... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality?
- ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
- ... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?
- ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
- ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
- ... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter?
- ... that Chris believes that CWCville is real?
- ... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
- ... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?
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