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[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|thumb|right|Only in Chris's dreams.]] | [[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|thumb|right|Only in Chris's dreams.]] | ||
'''"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas | '''"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas"''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[Christmas]] poem from ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #6, dated 4 December [[2004]]. | ||
==Text== | ==Text== | ||
<poem>I want a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] for [[Christmas#2004|Christmas]], now and forevermore. | <poem>I want a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] for [[Christmas#2004|Christmas]], now and forevermore. | ||
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be [[Virgin with | I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be [[Virgin with rage|lonely]] anymore. | ||
She should be 18-22. | She should be 18-22. | ||
And she ought to be [[boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too. | And she ought to be [[boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too. | ||
Why do all the [[Jerks]] get all the pretty girls, | Why do all the [[JERKS|Jerks]] get all the pretty girls, | ||
Leaving me with [[Noviophobia|none to choose from]]. | Leaving me with [[Noviophobia|none to choose from]]. | ||
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh. | I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh. | ||
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to | I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.</poem> | ||
==See also:== | ==See also:== | ||
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] | *"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]" | ||
*[[Sonichu's News Dash]] | *''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' | ||
*[[Christmas]] | *[[Christmas]] | ||
{{Writings}} | {{Writings}} | ||
{{Love quest}} | |||
{{articleofthenow}} | |||
[[Category:Poetry]] | [[Category:Poetry]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:28, 27 June 2022
"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" is Chris's Christmas poem from Sonichu's News Dash #6, dated 4 December 2004.
Text
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.
See also:
