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'''James Zylberstien''', aka '''Jay Z''', was Chris's lawyer friend from [[Nintendo]]. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for [[HEXBox|Microsoft]]. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|videogame]] was made they couldn't sue. | '''James Zylberstien''', aka '''Jay Z''', was Chris's lawyer friend from [[Nintendo]]. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for [[HEXBox|Microsoft]]. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|videogame]] was made they couldn't sue. | ||
While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan George]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean Wately | While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan George]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean Wately and [[Asperpedia|Mao]] are all referred to by name. As well [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is identified by name, but his sequence was part of an earlier preview where he was already called by name. In all likelihood, even though Chris remembers to call [[Mary Lee Walsh]] "Slaweel Ryam" he doesn't remember Jay Z's legal warnings, and is more interested in slandering his opponents than anything else. | ||
{{People}} | {{People}} | ||
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[[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
[[Category: Miyamoto Saga]] | [[Category:Miyamoto Saga]] | ||
Revision as of 07:38, 22 April 2019
| “ | I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. | ” |
| Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well. | ||
| Jay-Z | |
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 What Chris probably thought his lawyer looked like. | |
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| Name | James Zylberstien |
| Date of Birth | 4 December 1969 (age 55) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | Black |
| Occupation | Rapper Lawyer |
James Zylberstien, aka Jay Z, was Chris's lawyer friend from Nintendo. Quit due to stress from project Sonichu Alpha and now works for Microsoft. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to change the names of his real-life characters so when the videogame was made they couldn't sue.
While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many trolls feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in Sonichu #10, where Jack Thaddeus, Evan George, Alec Benson Leary, Sean Wately and Mao are all referred to by name. As well Jason Kendrick Howell is identified by name, but his sequence was part of an earlier preview where he was already called by name. In all likelihood, even though Chris remembers to call Mary Lee Walsh "Slaweel Ryam" he doesn't remember Jay Z's legal warnings, and is more interested in slandering his opponents than anything else.
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