Niggos
| “ | Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!! | ” |
| Chris, March 2010 | ||
Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: his father, his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.
My name is Christian and Im too pussy to call a black person a nigger in their face. They would kick my ass. I love black people.
I love blackness only. I hate whiteness.
Niggos in Chris's life
There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented The GAMe PLACe. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.[1] The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.
Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."[2]
Niggos in the Comic
In the Sonichu Comics most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and his hedgehogs at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race related jokes.
B-Manajerk
A villain based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other Manajerks. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the Jerkhief, because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.
Barack Obama
A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. Bob told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris believed as being a real rumor, approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of Sonichu 8. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a Muslim, just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
Black Sonichu/Blachu
A villain turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later changed to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of Shadow the Hedgehog. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and Reldnahc (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Black then proceeds to steal a pink woman (Rosechu) and later a precious stone (Legendary Master Sunstone). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including Wild's "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with Bubbles Rosechu. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of CWCville, and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.
CADD Chef
A villain based on Christian's actual Computer Aided Drafting & Design teacher, Kene Meniru, at Piedmont Valley Community College. Meniru gave Chris a F in real life (probably for Chris's "geinus" building designs) and is portrayed as a jerk who always complains about the buildings in Cwcville. Given how bad Chris is at drawing the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only black cartoon character he was familiar with, even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.
Silvana
A villain, psychic Rosechu who was trained by Count Graduon on the moon. Graduon also gave her a dick. In Sonichu 8, she raped and poisoned Blake while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to Bubbles while disguised as Blake. In Sonichu 10, however, Magi-Chan spoiled that Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him. The CWCipedia confirmed this.
Minor(ity) characters
- Florance Fisher (a girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald)
- Jerkhief (A... pretty bad-ass Jerkop? Apparently not every black person has to be a racist caricature)
- Inos (a homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks)
- Constable Louis Perez (a police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "Black slang")