Power
Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.
Videos
| Power | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Comedy
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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Transcript
StrongCWC1
[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on, and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head]
I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!
[performs a retarded "guitar solo"- namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching]
StrongCWC2
| Power | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Power
|
| Performance Style | Comedy
|
| Other | Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]
(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.
[crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort]
Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!
[puts the chair back down]
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THAT IS MY VIDEO
This video has been removed from YouTube and/or elsewhere by Jerkops, and requires immediate replacement.
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StrongCWCPower
[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]
(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.
[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and arse crack in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process]
HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!
[puts the chair back down very quickly]
Audio file
- I got a dick!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a dick!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a diiiiiiiiick!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
See also
External links
| ⇐ I Got A Fish | Chris's videos | CWCFlyingElephants ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |