Michael Hirtes
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| Information | |
| Name | Michael Jay Hirtes |
| Also known as | mhirtes Totem Sanic Various others |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupations | A-Log Ween |
Michael Jay Hirtes is a 53-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an A-Log and a ween. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member Totem Sanic, has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.
Hirtes was first discovered as a halal member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was unemployed, a furry, prone to tard rage, and has gotten into trouble with the law.[1]
Discovery
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Twitter sockpuppets
On Twitter, both before and after he was discovered by the Kiwi Farms, Hirtes has used numerous sockpuppet accounts to reply to Chris's tweets. Most of these replies are cookie-cutter rants chastising Chris for behavior that he, too, has been shown to have exhibited. When he is not autistically screeching at Chris, Hirtes is often found angrily tweeting at Donald Trump. His tweets are characterized by his usual writing style, along with a tendency to capitalize certain words (in contrast with Chris's style of only capitalizing the first letters of these words).
Below is a non-exhaustive list of Hirtes's socks:
| @RektByLife |
Dathingsiveseen |
Hirtes's most well-known sock, and the one he primarily operated on prior to his discovery. Created sometime before 16 September 2016. |
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| @S_kank_Hunt42 |
SkankHuntFortyTwo |
Created on 15 November 2016. |
| @Get_a_job_Chris |
Chris is A MALE |
Created on 29 March 2017. |
| @GamestopJerkop |
Clyde Cash |
Created on 14 April 2017. |
| @Ghost_bob_BoOoO |
Ghost Bob |
Created on 18 April 2017. |
| @shecameforcwc |
shecameforCWC |
Created on 21 April 2017. |
| @JULAYYYYYYYYYYY |
Eviction Notice |
Created on 21 April 2017. |
| @Nut_ward_nurse |
Pickle Man |
Created on 21 April 2017. |
| @CWC_Is_Ugly |
Lord_Hater |
Created on 29 April 2017. |
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