Michael Hirtes

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Everyone has an animal inside them struggling to be free. Don't be afraid to let him out! Yiff!
Hirtes to a newspaper reporter
Michael Hirtes
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Information
Name Michael Jay Hirtes
Also known as mhirtes
Totem Sanic
Various others
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White
Occupations A-Log
Ween

Michael Jay Hirtes is a 53-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an A-Log and a ween. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member Totem Sanic, has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.

Hirtes was first discovered as a halal member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was unemployed, a furry, prone to tard rage, and has gotten into trouble with the law.[1]

Discovery

A sample of Hirtes's work.

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Twitter sockpuppets

On Twitter, both before and after he was discovered by the Kiwi Farms, Hirtes has used numerous sockpuppet accounts to reply to Chris's tweets. Most of these replies are cookie-cutter rants chastising Chris for behavior that he, too, has been shown to have exhibited, usually through the use of worn-out Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. When he is not autistically screeching at Chris, Hirtes is often found angrily tweeting at Donald Trump. His tweets are characterized by his usual writing style, along with a tendency to capitalize certain words (in contrast with Chris's style of only capitalizing the first letters of these words).

Hirtes sometimes uses other socks in order to reply to or like a tweet posted by one of his accounts. This is reminiscent of how Chris does the same thing with his NightStar2891 account.

Below is a non-exhaustive list of Hirtes's socks:

@RektByLife

Dathingsiveseen

Hirtes's most well-known sock, and the one he primarily operated on prior to his discovery. Created sometime before 16 September 2016.
@S_kank_Hunt42

SkankHuntFortyTwo

Created on 15 November 2016.
@Get_a_job_Chris

Chris is A MALE

Created on 29 March 2017.
@GamestopJerkop

Clyde Cash

Created on 14 April 2017.
@Ghost_bob_BoOoO

Ghost Bob

Created on 18 April 2017.
@shecameforcwc

shecameforCWC

Created on 21 April 2017.
@JULAYYYYYYYYYYY

Eviction Notice

Created on 21 April 2017.
@Nut_ward_nurse

Pickle Man

Created on 21 April 2017.
@CWC_Is_Ugly

Lord_Hater

Created on 29 April 2017.
@LiquidClyde

Clyde Cash

Created on 1 May 2017.
@CWCSonichu82

Christine Chandler

Created on 2 May 2017.
@BRRAAAAINSSSSSS

Zombie_Bob

Created on 17 May 2017.
@CHRIS_IS_MALE

Reality

Created on 24 May 2017.
@TROLLING_SUPER

TROLLING SUPER

Created on 4 June 2017.
@Brute_male_CWC

CWCs_Cumsicles

Created on 5 June 2017.
@CWC_IS_A_PEDO

Left_Side_Hater

Created on 12 June 2017.
@FUKK_U_CHRIS

CWC_IS_MALE

Created on 13 June 2017.
@EAT_SHITT_CHRIS

GIGANTIC STRAW

Created on 13 June 2017.
@CWC_IS_MALE

CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE

Created on 24 June 2017.
@STINKO_MANBABY

CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME

Created on 27 June 2017.
@PICKLE_RIIIIIICK

PICKLE_RICK

Created on 15 July 2017.
@FLIPPINGUDABIRD

BIRD_IS_THE_WORD

Created on 19 July 2017.
@DangDirtyTroll

ItsDahKrumpas

Created on 19 July 2017.
@YYAH_YYAH_YYAH

Dr_Hans_Asperger

Created on 20 July 2017.
@Nannas_4_Barb

FOR_THE_HOARD

Created on 2 August 2017.
@Bluearmsohno

MUGSHOT

Created on 4 August 2017.
@PICKLE_LICKER

DISASTERCHU

Created on 5 August 2017.
@He_Wont_Get_Any

CHRIS_WANTS_LUV

Created on 5 August 2017.

References

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