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'''Jimmy Hill''' is a [[troll]] who claimed to be the true original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and infuriated Chris by selling counterfeit [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] merchandise and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September — December [[2008]]  
'''Jimmy Hill''' is a [[troll]] who claimed to be the true original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and infuriated Chris by selling counterfeit [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] merchandise and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September — December [[2008]]  
==The Legend==
==Jimmy Hill's work==
[[File:SchuComic10P20.jpg|thumb|Chris's semi-comprehensible response.]]
Jimmy Hill's version of Sonichu was a [[homo]], with [[Blake]] as his boyfriend and Rosechu his fag-hag. He revered [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as his mother and Jimmy Hill as his father, and battled Chris-Chu's giant jerk-bot. Hill also sold OFFICIAL merch, including a [[muscle bra]] "suitable for [[Barbara|geriatric females]] and [[Chris|overweight men who are uncertain about their sexuality]]."
Hill envisioned Sonichu as the first openly [[gay]] cartoon character (unlike the closeted Tinky-Winky and Spongebob characters). Hill's achievement won him almost instant fame among sympathetic London tabloids, who were quick to capitalize on Sonichu fever. A promotional offer ended with Hill selling millions of die-cast Sonichu figurines to loyal fans in the European Union. The equally engaging ''Sonichu'' television show has grossed additional millions, augmenting Hill's already bursting coffers.
==Chris responds==
In September 2008, Chris first responded to the unauthorized merch sales, referring to him as "Jerry Hill."<ref>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref>


Despite all his wealth and fame, Hill has remained true to the mission of Sonichu, which is to spread homosexuality among children as young as six years of age. Hill has been quoted as saying "Sonichu is like a televised friend. You can turn to him for support when you are questioning your own feelings for the opposite sex. I think that kids are just wonderful, and they should know from a very early age that homosexuality is a wonderful, beautiful, and beneficial variant of sex".
The next month, Chris raged more openly against Jimmy Hill, pointing out that Hill's work was an obvious ripoff of h<ref>Insert footnote text here</ref>is, and ignoring that his own work is a ripoff of everything.


Hill's future plans include a line of Sonichu necklaces and pendants for millions of women who desire them, as well as hand-drawn Sonichu comic books, which Hill hopes will bring him additional profits.
He and [[PandaHalo]] planned to sue Jimmy,<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref> and when she said "i hope somebody cuts off his penis" in IRC, Chris made his famous statement, "I hope he loses his [[duck]]."<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>


July 2009, he announced on his website:
His fans at [[ED]] left a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ♥ JIMMY HILL" on Chris's lawn on [[Halloween]] 2008. A year later, he tore up the sign on [[YouTube]]<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref>.
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<center>*** Jimmy Hill has retired ***</center></big><br/>


He has made so much money now that it's time to pass on the flame. From now on the one TRUE creator and distributor of Sonichu merchandise can be found here:
During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris grandiosely stated, ''"I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, Jimmy Hill. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress."''
 
[[File:SchuComic10P20.jpg|thumb|Something from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].]]
<center>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC</center>
 
<center>All other Sonichu Merchandise is FAKE.
 
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Thanks to the millions of Sonichu fans around the world for all of their support!
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By [[February 2009]], Jimmy's site had gone quiet and Chris decided he was no longer a threat.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref> But when amending the Chris-chan [[ED]] page, Chris was enraged at the idea of Jimmy becoming Mayor of [[CWCville]].<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>
==Jimmy's work==
==Jimmy's work==
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Image:Anime3.jpg|Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.  
Image:Anime3.jpg|Sonichu, the first openly gay children's cartoon character who is truly an inspiration to us all.  
Image:Anime4.jpg|Oh no, it's the evil Chris-Chu!
Image:Anime4.jpg|Oh no, it's the evil Chris-Chu!
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Image:Sonichuadvertnw4.jpg|The ad that started it all.
Image:Sonichuadvertnw4.jpg|The ad that started it all.
Image:Viz-advert812.jpg|AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
Image:Viz-advert812.jpg|AND LOOK, IT'S IN A REAL MAGAZINE SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL. TOTALLY NOT PRINTED OUT AND INSERTED ON TOP OF AN EXISTING PAGE.
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Image:Xbox game small.jpg|The video game!
Image:Xbox game small.jpg|The video game!
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==Sources==
==Sources==
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Sonichu.net]]
*[[Sonichu.net]]
==External links==
==External links==
* [http://sonichu.110mb.com The OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Jimmy Hill's Sonichu Site!]
* [http://sonichu.110mb.com The OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Jimmy Hill's Sonichu Site!]

Revision as of 11:11, 16 February 2012

Jimmy Hill is a Thief and an Impostor; DO NOT BUY HIS IMPOSTOR SONICHU CRAP!
Chris on Jimmy[1]
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Jimmy Hill
Full name James William Thomas Hill
Born 22 July 1928
Gender Male
Nationality British
Race White
Occupation(s)

Football pundit, copyright violator

Jimmy Hill is a troll who claimed to be the true original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and infuriated Chris by selling counterfeit Sonichu merchandise and aiming to launch the comic in Europe around September — December 2008

Jimmy Hill's work

Jimmy Hill's version of Sonichu was a homo, with Blake as his boyfriend and Rosechu his fag-hag. He revered Mary Lee Walsh as his mother and Jimmy Hill as his father, and battled Chris-Chu's giant jerk-bot. Hill also sold OFFICIAL merch, including a muscle bra "suitable for geriatric females and overweight men who are uncertain about their sexuality."

Chris responds

In September 2008, Chris first responded to the unauthorized merch sales, referring to him as "Jerry Hill."[2][3]

The next month, Chris raged more openly against Jimmy Hill, pointing out that Hill's work was an obvious ripoff of h[4]is, and ignoring that his own work is a ripoff of everything.

He and PandaHalo planned to sue Jimmy,[5] and when she said "i hope somebody cuts off his penis" in IRC, Chris made his famous statement, "I hope he loses his duck."[6]

His fans at ED left a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ♥ JIMMY HILL" on Chris's lawn on Halloween 2008. A year later, he tore up the sign on YouTube[7].

During the Miyamoto Saga, Chris grandiosely stated, "I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, Jimmy Hill. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress."

Something from Sonichu #10.

By February 2009, Jimmy's site had gone quiet and Chris decided he was no longer a threat.[8] But when amending the Chris-chan ED page, Chris was enraged at the idea of Jimmy becoming Mayor of CWCville.[9]

Jimmy's work

Sources

See also

External links

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