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{{Quote|Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a [[China|friend]] though. :) I am the sort of man who [[The Wallflower|keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them]].|Chris<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a [[China|friend]] though. :) I am the sort of man who [[The Wallflower|keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them]].|Chris<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}


'''Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), is the [[sweetheart]] of [[Liquid Chris]] who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Christian Weston Chandler]] ([[Solid Chris]]). She has a "[[china|fun]]", "[[china|caring]]", "[[china|kind]]" personality, as Chris believes all women do. As he is often to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!
'''Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), was a troll posing as the [[sweetheart]] of [[Liquid Chris]], who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Christian Weston Chandler]] ([[Solid Chris]]). Chris describes her as having a "[[china|fun]]", "[[china|caring]]", "[[china|kind]]" personality, since Chris believes all women consist of nothing but these attributes ([[Mary Lee Walsh|bar one]]). Chris never referred to her as intelligent or smart, despite her being a student of both biological and medical sciences.


Kacey is notable for being a very intelligent student of biology and nursing, towards which Chris appeared to feel both admiration and intimidation. Chris tried to lure Kacey to [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] under the false pretense that he was actually Liquid Chris. They had a long series of [[Kacey calls|phone conversations]] before she cut ties with him due to [[Father Call|her father]]'s disapproval. Chris believes that she is currently married to Liquid Chris.
Chris tried to lure Kacey to [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] under the false pretence that he was actually Liquid Chris, which consisted of numerous extremely poor impersonations of Liquid which Kacey had to pretend to be fooled by. They had a long series of [[Kacey calls|phone conversations]] before she cut ties with him due to [[Father Call|her father]]'s disapproval. Chris believes that she is currently married to Liquid Chris.


==Background==
==Background==


Basically, Chris became enraged with jealousy that [[Liquid Chris]] could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and cum all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. For a straight man, it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his [[homos|orientation]] into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly "realized" that Chris was trying to trick her.  
During the Liquid Chris drama, Chris became resentful that Liquid could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, memorably trying to seduce her by telling her he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and cum all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. Disturbing and vaguely homo-erotic fantasies aside, Kacey pretended to be fooled by his impersonation for a time until she "realised" it was really CWC.


Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] Chris has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that <s>becomes</s> remains the impostor in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note is that Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending "Solid" Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and [[Hair|stupid fucking haircut]]. For her part, Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the real Chris. Chris, of course, never notices.
The impersonation episode was a revealing insight into Chris's mind. Having accused Liquid of being an impostor, he then becomes an impostor himself in a desperate attempt to seduce Liquid's girlfriend. As one would expect, Chris did an absolutely terrible impersonation of Liquid (even though he was impersonating someone impersonating himself) and indeed was such a dunce that not only did Kacey frequently have to correct his impersonation (while pretending to be fooled by it) but Chris ''continued to believe she was fooled by him while she was correcting him''. As if Chris couldn't get any stupider, Kacey herself often understandably forgot to pretend to be fooled by his piss-poor impersonation, and Chris still didn't suspect a ''thing''. His by-proxy narcissism also reared its head numerous times, and he ended up defending "Solid" Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and even his [[Hair|haircut]].  


As revealed by Chris in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr. and Mrs. D (Devoria).
As revealed by Chris in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr. and Mrs. D (Devoria). Kacey was the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who was a freshman in college. Kacey was rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lived in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She majored in nursing and biology.
 
Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.


==Contact with Chris==
==Contact with Chris==
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On 4 August 2009, Chris created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.
On 4 August 2009, Chris created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.


Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the glaring differences while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.
Kacey claimed to have been very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the difference while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.


On a few occasions, Kacey and Chris have mentioned a meeting which took place between them. Kacey seems to maintain that Chris was disrespectful and perverted during this meeting.<ref>[[Kacey and Liquid Call#Transcript|"First time you met me, all you did was stare at my chest and insult me. I mean, I can't understand how you called me fat and the— On the other hand, you were staring at me the whole time."]]</ref>
On a few occasions, both Kacey and Chris have mentioned a meeting which took place between them. Kacey seems to maintain that Chris was disrespectful and perverted during this meeting.<ref>[[Kacey and Liquid Call#Transcript|"First time you met me, all you did was stare at my chest and insult me. I mean, I can't understand how you called me fat and the— On the other hand, you were staring at me the whole time."]]</ref> Her account is believable, to say the least.


==The Love Quest==
==The Love Quest==


Once [[Liquid Chris#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Chris and Kacey began to emerge. In Chris' [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "[[gal-pal]]", and implies that he still pines for her. Chris would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video, "[[I Love You Kacey]]" where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared.
Once [[Liquid Chris#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Chris and Kacey began to emerge. In Chris' [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "[[gal-pal]]", and implies that he still pines for her. Chris would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video, "[[I Love You Kacey]]" where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared... which they had, except that Chris was pretending to be Liquid. and Kacey was pretending to be fooled by it.


In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Chris graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Chris implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. It would later become clear that this was not the case at all; Kacey would later state that she only ever considered herself and Chris as friends.
In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Chris graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Chris implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. Kacey would later state outright that she only ever considered herself and Chris as friends.


However, Chris being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him, and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] At one point, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing to ''A Whole New World'', from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to perform a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Chris' Sinatra-esque tones]].
However, Chris being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him (despite literally no evidence), and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] Having decided to enter a "relationship" with Chris, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing the female part to ''A Whole New World'', a romantic duet from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to sing the male part in a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Chris' Sinatra-esque tones]]. This cemented their status as "boyfriend" and "girl feigning romantic interest for the amusement of thousands of people online".


==The end of Kacey==
==The End of Kacey==


Chris and Kacey's <s>friendship</s> love affair continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris' chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing to go and ''shoot'' Liquid Chris. Horrified, Kacey scorned Chris for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Chris would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]], although this depression would last for merely a day.
Chris and Kacey's harlequin romance continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris' chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing to go and ''shoot'' Liquid Chris. Horrified, Kacey scorned Chris for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Chris would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]]. This abyssal depression lasted for about a day.


With the release of [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Chris,]] it is shown that Kacey is very wise about Chris' dealings. Following the end of the call, Kacey makes an assumption about Chris never mentioning her again. While he does in [[CWC is sad]], the very next day after said video, a new video is released where [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Chris is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. The coincidence is stunning.
With the release of [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Chris,]] Kacey reveals just how well she knows Chris, predicting that he'll have forgotten about her before long. While Chris did release the melodramatic monologue [[CWC is sad]], in a video he made the next day [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Chris is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. Kacey was righter than she could have known.


==Marriage to Liquid==
==Marriage to Liquid==

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Kacey
Birth name Kacey Devoria
Full name Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler
Date of Birth 30 June 1983
Gender Female
Nationality American
Race White
Parents Matt Devoria
Siblings Kale Devoria (elder brother)
Kara Devoria (little sister)
Spouse Liquid Chris
Occupation(s) Nursing/Biology undergraduate
Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for this other dude. I do care about her as a friend though. :) I am the sort of man who keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them.
Chris[1]

Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler, née Devoria (born 30 June 1983), was a troll posing as the sweetheart of Liquid Chris, who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and Christian Weston Chandler (Solid Chris). Chris describes her as having a "fun", "caring", "kind" personality, since Chris believes all women consist of nothing but these attributes (bar one). Chris never referred to her as intelligent or smart, despite her being a student of both biological and medical sciences.

Chris tried to lure Kacey to his house under the false pretence that he was actually Liquid Chris, which consisted of numerous extremely poor impersonations of Liquid which Kacey had to pretend to be fooled by. They had a long series of phone conversations before she cut ties with him due to her father's disapproval. Chris believes that she is currently married to Liquid Chris.

Background

During the Liquid Chris drama, Chris became resentful that Liquid could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, memorably trying to seduce her by telling her he would put his penis in between her breasts and cum all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his comeuppance off of her and recycling it with her. Disturbing and vaguely homo-erotic fantasies aside, Kacey pretended to be fooled by his impersonation for a time until she "realised" it was really CWC.

The impersonation episode was a revealing insight into Chris's mind. Having accused Liquid of being an impostor, he then becomes an impostor himself in a desperate attempt to seduce Liquid's girlfriend. As one would expect, Chris did an absolutely terrible impersonation of Liquid (even though he was impersonating someone impersonating himself) and indeed was such a dunce that not only did Kacey frequently have to correct his impersonation (while pretending to be fooled by it) but Chris continued to believe she was fooled by him while she was correcting him. As if Chris couldn't get any stupider, Kacey herself often understandably forgot to pretend to be fooled by his piss-poor impersonation, and Chris still didn't suspect a thing. His by-proxy narcissism also reared its head numerous times, and he ended up defending "Solid" Chris's clothing, weight, and even his haircut.

As revealed by Chris in the video Greetings to Kaceys folks, Kacey's parents are Mr. and Mrs. D (Devoria). Kacey was the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who was a freshman in college. Kacey was rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lived in the suburbs of Virginia. She majored in nursing and biology.

Contact with Chris

On 3 August 2009, Chris sent Kacey For Kacey from CWC to prove that he is the real Chris.

On 4 August 2009, Chris created CWC - Hand Drawn Original to reveal his true, fat self.

Kacey claimed to have been very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the difference while he ate his own navy off of her.

On a few occasions, both Kacey and Chris have mentioned a meeting which took place between them. Kacey seems to maintain that Chris was disrespectful and perverted during this meeting.[2] Her account is believable, to say the least.

The Love Quest

Once Liquid Chris returned, details of the contact between Chris and Kacey began to emerge. In Chris' Adressing Liquid video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "gal-pal", and implies that he still pines for her. Chris would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video, "I Love You Kacey" where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared... which they had, except that Chris was pretending to be Liquid. and Kacey was pretending to be fooled by it.

In 10252009 For Kacey, Chris graduated to an official Love Quest in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in For Chris No 2, where Chris implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. Kacey would later state outright that she only ever considered herself and Chris as friends.

However, Chris being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him (despite literally no evidence), and went so far as to make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart. Having decided to enter a "relationship" with Chris, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing the female part to A Whole New World, a romantic duet from the popular Disney movie Aladdin to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to sing the male part in a duet with the audio; naturally, this culminated in a video showing the true range of Chris' Sinatra-esque tones. This cemented their status as "boyfriend" and "girl feigning romantic interest for the amusement of thousands of people online".

The End of Kacey

Chris and Kacey's harlequin romance continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an argument with Kacey's father after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris' chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of his comic to her and learned that he was willing to go and shoot Liquid Chris. Horrified, Kacey scorned Chris for his actions in a final phone call to him, never to return. Chris would later upload a video where his solemnity was clear. This abyssal depression lasted for about a day.

With the release of the actual final phone call between Kacey and Chris, Kacey reveals just how well she knows Chris, predicting that he'll have forgotten about her before long. While Chris did release the melodramatic monologue CWC is sad, in a video he made the next day Chris is smiling from ear to ear. The very next day. Kacey was righter than she could have known.

Marriage to Liquid

Liquid Chris and Kacey were married on 11 November 2009, at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Chris tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving copyright papers, which, as you probably guessed, failed miserably.

Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid resurfacing to help heighten the success of Asperchu.

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