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*...that Chris claims that he is no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*...that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*...that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
*...that an [[Idea Guy]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
:*...that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
*...that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
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*...that Chris [[Polyamorous marriage|got married]] to [[Cryzel Rosechu|a 15 year old Rosechu]]?
*...that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
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*...that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
*...that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
*...that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
*...that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
*...that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*...that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*...that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that an [[Idea Guy]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
*...that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
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*...that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
:*...that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
*...that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
:*...that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
:*...that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
*...that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
*...that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
*...that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
*...that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
*...that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
**...that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
*...that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
*...that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
*...that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*...that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
*...that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
**...that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
*...that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
*...that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
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*...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
*...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
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*...that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
*...that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
:*...and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
:*...and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
*...that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
*...that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
*...that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*...that Chris drove [[Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
*...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
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*...that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
:*...that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
*...that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?
*...that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
*...that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*...that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*...that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*...that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
*...that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
*...that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]?
*...that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
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*...that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*...that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
:*...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?
*...that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*...that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
*...that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
:*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
*...that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris once [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|said Pain is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
*...that Chris once [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|said Pain is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
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*...that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
*...that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
*...that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
*...that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*...that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]?
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*...that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*...that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
*...that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
*...that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
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:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
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*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*...that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
*...that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
*...that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
:*...that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
:*...that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
:*...that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?
*...that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
*...that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
:*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
:*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
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*...that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?
*...that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit Possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?
*...that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*...that [[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]] rocks?
*...that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?
*...that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?
*...that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
*...that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
*...that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
*...that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?
*...that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?
*...that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
*...that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
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*...that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*...that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}} as a means to criticize [[transgender]] people?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*...that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*...that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
*...that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*...that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
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*...that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
:*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
*...that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*...that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]?
*...that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
:*...that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
*...that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
:*...that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
:*...that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
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*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
:*...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
*...that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?
*...that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*...that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
*...that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
:*...that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
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*...that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
*...that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
*...that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*...that Chris drove [[Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
*...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
*...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club]]?
*...that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
*...that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
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*...that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
*...that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
**...that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
*...that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?
*...that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
*...that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
*...that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*...that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
*...that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
**...that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
*...that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
*...that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
*...that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
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Here is the whole thing in action:

Group 1
  • ...that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
  • ...that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
  • ...that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
Group 2
  • ...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
  • ...that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it?
  • ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
  • ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
Group 3
  • ...that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
Group 4
  • ...that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
  • ...that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
  • ...that Chris once said Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
  • ...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
  • ...that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"?
  • ...that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means?
Group 5
  • ...that his Spanish name is Ricardo?
  • ...and that his legal name is now Christine?
Group 6
  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
  • ...that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day?
  • ...that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
  • ...that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet?
  • ...that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
  • ...that Blanca was real?
  • ...that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
Group 7
  • ...that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?
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