Post-Merge Era

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Ongoing

The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

The Post-Merge Era refers to the ongoing time period in which most Chris-related drama occurred outside of Chris' involvement due to his incarceration. The term originates from how Chris made a ridiculous statement about the Dimensional Merge during his arrest, where he plainly shows that he didn't understand the seriousness of the current situation. He claimed that "things will fall into place", as the Dimensional Merge was just about to occur. (In a manner of speaking, think of this era as the fallout from the "Dementia Merge" and all the horrors tied to it.) Chris would later claim that the prophesized event had finally completed at some point while he was incarcerated.[1]

The Orbiter Wave

Soon after the incest tapes were leaked on 30 July 2021, the affair became the 4th trending hashtag on Twitter. As a result of this and the following mainstream media coverage, thousands of people were exposed to Chris for the first time. Out of this new infamy the orbiter wave arose. It is dubbed as such due to the sheer volume of new people following Chris's life story. These people can be roughly broken down into three groups:

  • Those who were curious to see what went wrong in his life leading up to the fucking of his own mother.
  • Those who saw him as nothing more than another deranged rapist, blissfully unaware of Christory.
  • Carpetbaggers: Those who took advantage of Chris's string of unlawful acts, including having sex with his own mother and the theft of $750 from her, in order to gain some degree of attention from it.

This section will primarily focus on the third party, who wanted to take full advantage of the growing awareness of Chris and his life story, and used their platform to attempt to profit off of it.

Airsoft Al

About a day after Chris was sent to jail, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about on 4chan.

Chrisisaman

A day after the leaks (and despite having all monetary support from Null being severed), Chris decided to go to a hotel in Richmond. Owning a conspicuous car, it wasn't long before Reddit user Chrisisaman managed to track down Chris's location at Regency Inn and post photographic evidence of his find to Reddit.

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Ethan Ralph

Ethan Oliver Ralph is the loathsome host of the controversial Killstream podcast. For reasons beyond the scope of this wiki, he holds an intense grudge against Null. After the fallout of the incest revelations, Ethan saw both an opportunity to exploit Chris for views, and a chance at convincing Chris to publicly denounce Null, or even get him into legal trouble by linking him to the case. When Chris was located at a motel in Richmond, Ethan livestreamed himself driving to the motel in search of him, knocking on every door on the second floor and ordering pizza in a failed attempt to lure Chris out. After being kicked from the motel premises for loitering, Ethan soon returned upon being notified that police were in the area, and filmed Chris's arrest, all the while screaming comments and questions at Chris.[2] Embodying the worst aspects of weens and a-logs, Ethan's commentary is particularly insufferable, though his footage of Chris's arrest is the only complete video of the arrest (one of his friends caught the last part of the arrest from a different angle).

He made a reappearance on the 16th September 2021 to get footage of Chris's trial, which would have taken place on that day. Unfortunately for him, he was informed that the trial was continued to a later date, resulting in an anti-climactic end to an already insufferable two-hour long stream. Even more unfortunate for him is the fact that many courts (if any at all) do not allow recording devices into their chambers, which means that even if he got through with entry, he would have been asked to surrender all of his recording devices at the security checkpoint, which would relegate any content to his word-of-mouth only (barring him illegally recording through a hidden camera, which would land him in a lot of trouble.)

It should also be noted that unlike most Carpetbaggers listed, Ethan goes the extra mile by attempting to sell t-shirts with Chris's likeness on it in his online store, without the latter's knowledge or permission, with no plans whatsoever to even compensate Chris for any sales made.

GiBi

Devon John, better known by his YouTube name GiBi, is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He would upload videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading articles from this very wiki. He was desperate to showcase the events of this scandal early for his YouTube channel, even if it meant collecting information from questionable sources.

Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, GiBi then leaked the Suitress's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see. After being blasted for doxxing someone with no evidence of their guilt, GiBi took the video down three hours later.[3] GiBi then claimed that the reason the phone number was left intact was because the uploading of the video was held back by three hours, and to "allow the people discussed" in the video to see it, in order to make sure he hasn't doxxed the wrong person. These "people" included Bella and "his friend".[4] GiBi decided to upload the video a second time without removing the Suitress' phone number, spreading her personal information to even more people, but deleted that video after only two minutes for unknown reasons. GiBi had also attempted to upload the video a third time.[5]

Winfield Winfield

Dylon James Winfield, better known on his social media as Winfield Winfield, is a self-published author of the first book in a planned horror novel series. Dylon has had a history of attempted self-promotion of this book, including the spamming of messages on Reddit chats. He also attempted to get some coverage of this book from Chris himself, promising in June that he will send a copy to both him and Barbara in the following month. The leaking of the incest calls had made this much more difficult.

He would, however, persist in this endeavor on 6 September 2021, where he filmed himself trespassing 14 Branchland Court, and took pictures of the property[6], both in a petty attempt to gain clout for his book series. Throughout the video, he makes all kinds of agonizing commentary regarding the house and its surroundings. Afterwards, on 7 September 2021, when he uploaded the recording, he messaged GiBi about this attempt on Twitter. He then deleted the video within an hour after being showcased on the Kiwi Farms. Nevertheless, despite its cringey commentary, and being made solely for a ham fisted advertising campaign, the video itself has the benefit of providing a decent picture on the state of the house after Chris' arrest.


Chris Chan Outdoor House Tour (September 6th, 2021)
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 7 September 2021


Transcript

Transcript

[Video begins with a shot of Dylon's face.]

Dylon: Hi, everybody. Uh, my name is Winfield Winfield, I am the author of a horror novel, the start of a series, it's called "Cult of the Eclipse", so be sure to look for that online if like Silent Hill of stuff, and you guys are not going to believe where I am. I am at...

[Camera pans to show Son-Chu and the front of 14 Branchland Court.]

Dylon: ...Sonichu Headquarters! (chuckles) Oh man, I wanted to go ahead and see like what the house looked like, it was just a little road trip that I'm on.

[Camera zooms in on Son-Chu.]

Dylon: I'm guessing that might be Barb's car here, uh, I wonder if those marks are from, uh, maybe hitting Michael Snyder, like who knows man. Okay...

[Dylon walks to the side of the van, then looks inside the passenger-side window.]

Dylon: If, uh, you look really closely here...

[Camera shifts to Dylon's face, then back.]

Dylon: ...you can see...there...is a bucket full of garbage, that's not shocking here...

[He looks in the back of the van.]

Dylon: ...you got that going on in the back and whatever else. This unfortunately is not the Sonichu Car, I think everybody knows that it's stuck at that motel where Chris got arrested at, and the license plate's been stolen.

[Camera zooms in on a "rejection" sticker from Virginia State Inspection on the front windshield.]

Dylon: Rejection...ooh, that doesn't look good. Okay...

[Camera pans over the front of 14 BLC again.]

Dylon: Clearly nobody is here, so let's, uh, take a gander around here. Obviously, I can't go inside, but let's check out how it looks on the outside...we got a whole bunch of tall vegetation so far...

[Camera looks at a tree in the front yard.]

Dylon: ...clearly hasn't cut the grass in a long time.

[Camera pans to the road in front of the house.]

Dylon: Uh, trash cans are pretty empty, uh, I guess that means all the garbage is probably inside the house somewhere, but, uh, let's keep going. Go on a little outside tour...

[Dylon starts walking around the house's right side.]

Dylon: You know, around the back is actually interesting, and I'll show you guys why in a minute.

[Dylon enters the backyard, passing the bench and the house's back door.]

Dylon: Okay, got the bench, got a little trail leading to the back. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, like right here, literally right here, you can actually like smell the fucking BO, like it, like right here, it smells like somebody hasn't showered in like three weeks, uh, I'm gonna put my short over my nose here.

[Dylon looks up the stairs at the back walkway. A cat is sitting there.]

Dylon: There's a little kitty up there, I don't know which cat that is or that's even the Chandler's cat for that matter.

[Camera zooms in on the walkway.]

Dylon: Oh there's two cats! Poor babies, having to live with this family. (shifts camera to the vines growing on the side) Oh god, look at like the vegetation growing on the side right there, like that might be digging into the foundation. Man, I wonder how bad that is.

[Dylon walks across the back yard.]

Dylon: Okay, uh......

[Camera shifts to the shed) there's the shed]

Dylon: There's the shed, some cats ran off in there, probably scared it's one of the Chandlers, knowing this place.

[Camera turns back to the house)]

Dylon: Yeah, more uh, tall vegetation on this side, probably eating away at the place, and if Chris-Chan gets sentenced, I mean, shit, it might get worse over the next 10 years, like who knows.

[Camera turns to the gazebo]

Dylon: And over here, we got the little gazebo, Bob's little gazebo here.

[Dylan approaches the gazebo]

Dylon: There's a little dog house here, probably where Patti is, poor girl. God, could you, could you imagine how nice of a place this could have been if the Chandlers just took care of it?

[Camera turns back toward shed]

Dylon: Man, but then again, Chris Chan wouldn't be so famous now, would he? Okay, um...I'm gonna see if I can go around to the other side here and take a look...

[Camera goes around the outside of the house again]

Dylon: Okay...and over here we got this little pathway here, it's all broken up as you can see. Okay...

[Dylon finds Bob's old greenhouse.]

Dylon: That's...oh my god! What is that, is that supposed to be like the, the dream factory? Let me take a look...there are little steps here, gotta be careful.

[Camera moves past a side entrance, looking inside.]

Dylon: Holy shit, the light's still on. Ugh, I do not want to see that electric bill.

[Camera looks inside the greenhouse.]

Dylon: Thinking outside, what the f-, what...okay, uh, a ton of junk in here. It's probably more Chris Chan shit, I don't know if, um, you can get a decent view in here. Unfortunately, it's locked, we can't really get a better look, but hopefully, hopefully you guys can see okay. All righty...

[Dylon walks around the greenhouse, showing the junk crammed in the windows.]

Dylon: Uh, let's see if there's anything else to look at here.

[Dylon heads around the back of the greenhouse and finds what appears to be a jungle gym.]

Dylon: Whatever that's supposed to be, I don't know, man. Is that supposed to be like the dream factory, or is it, it's just a regular tree house or a regular little kid's club house or something. I don't know. Oh holy fuck, look at this. Look at this.

[Camera pans over the extremely overgrown yard.]

Dylon: Jesus tap-dancing Christ, god look at the state of the yard, holy fucking dog shit, man. Man that is just wild. God, holy shit, look at this.

[Zooms in on side of house.]

Dylon: It's like the plants are growing into the house, like check this out, I mean, it's not like going up the wall, it's actually trying to go like into the wall itself, like take a look here. Uh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, taking over the gutters, too.

[Dylan finds a pool of stagnant water]

Dylon: What is this supposed to be, is that like a pool? I can't really tell, it's just so, it's just so murky and filled with like rain and, er, and like dirt and earth and...fuck, man. God...man, that's a shame, it's a shame what happened to the Chandler place.

[Camera pans over the back yard again, then moves toward the road]

Dylon: Oh my god, I feel like, like I genuinely feel like I'm walking through the woods right now. Jesus god almighty, god look at this fucking place. God, I almost tripped over a rock there.

[Dylon notices a dry stone fountain]

Dylon: A little fountain, totally unattended, unkempt, not shocking at all. Okay, going back to my car here, so...

[Camera turns around to Dylon's face]

Dylon: I hope you guys, uh, enjoyed that somewhat. It was uh, definitely worth driving here from Pennsylvania. All right, have a good one, guys.

[Video ends]


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