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Here's a base article on JenkinsJinkies. If you're going to add to it, make sure you know enough about the Trollin Train saga to contribute properly. Study his posts and look into it, all of the information is available on the CWCki. Have fun. --Thorgnzorrg 20:51, 30 January 2011 (PST)

  • Do we really need an entire separate article for JenkinJinkies though? Can't this be incorporated into the Trollin Train article? By this logic, we should have a separate page for each of Chris's various online identities. Srsly, think about it.--Champthom 16:04, 2 February 2011 (PST)
    • I was actually considering the same thing not too long ago. The main difference between this and Chris' other personae is that Chris made several posts with this alias and actually got something "done". I think the two articles could be integrated, but as is, it would make more sense to keep the documentation of his posts in a separate article (a la Jackie and Jackie Emails). Either one of the articles needs to be renamed to better portray this idea or they both need to be rewritten/refocused/combined. The other thing I was thinking is that, since the Trollin Train was made just to lure "JenkinsJinkies" to post there, shouldn't it be a subsection of the JenkinsJenkies article, and not the other way around (assuming that they're going to be combined)? Freecell 16:23, 2 February 2011 (PST)


Canine told me to incorporate this quote into the article somehow, and I'm thinking we just have to reference it. Basically include how the "pledge of allegiance to clyde" stuff came about. I'd do it myself but I've got a lot of shit going on right now and I don't know where you guys want to take this article so I don't know where to put it. Here's the quote, from JenkinsJinkies' talk page.

"Well, JenkinsJinkies, I really want to congratulate you on your initiative. Clyde Cash is really impressed by your work. We're in need of fresh blood and Clyde Cash himself has extended an offer for you to join the secret inner troll circle. We can't just leave our all secret plans lying about, you know. Our inner circle has access to everything we can't just trust peons with. You know, the master server passwords to ED and the CWCki. We need lots of help with our latest plot. You see, our next plan is to get Chris' PS3 taken away. He has a lot of debt and we have men inside the credit companies. They can get his PS3 taken away as collateral. The best part is that he can't do a thing about it! If he calls the cops, they'll have to side with the repo men. They are, after all, just recovering their assets. There's more to the plan, but I can't really mention it here. You're probably a shoe-in for the inner circle, but you'll need to make a video application. Nothing much, just a short video talking about why you hate Chris and some notorious trollings you've done. Then at the end you'll need to pledge allegiance to Clyde. Once you do that we'll send you your membership details. You have to be careful not to let them fall into the wrong hands though. If Chris or someone got that info, he could send all of us to jail for a long time. This is an example. I know you're worried about the manchild finding you, so you're permitted to wear a mask or cover your face. Clyde and Jack and everyone are really excited to have you on board."

Freecell 22:10, 30 January 2011 (PST)

I'll look into incorporating it in the morning, and finishing this article, but I still need it formatted a bit because I suck at formatting new pages. --Thorgnzorrg 22:24, 30 January 2011 (PST)

I like how he looks like a fat, autistic Cobra Commander. TheIronFjord 08:28, 8 March 2011 (EST)