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I'm just an amateur web journalist reporting on Earth 1218's version of the Truman Show.

A little back story

I heard about Chris on YouTube in early 2017. I was curious and dug down the rabbit hole some more. My curiosity developed into a deeper interest – like many others here, I quickly realized that Chris just might be the most documented, even the most famous, person in the world.

  • Sure, Rihanna or Freddie Mercury might be more of a household name, but neither one of them has in-depth articles discussing their family members, friends, and foes.
  • Pmurt and Obama might have more clout, but no one is logging every shirt they own and what speeches they wear them to.
  • Natalie Portman and Oprah might have more charisma, but there's no webpage dedicated to their bowel movements.
  • Paris Hilton and Kim K might have more connections, but no one has made detailed maps of their bedrooms.
  • Elton John and Jimi Hendrix can actually play an instrument, but no one is analyzing their high school homework.
  • The Queen of England just might be the most powerful woman in the world, but we know little about her dental health.
  • Temple Grandin and Satoshi Tajiri are also notable people with HFA, but there's no wiki pointing out their every autistic trait.
  • There's only a handful of documents pointing to the existence of Aristotle, but many more pointing to the existence of our hero, Chris.

But despite his highly public life, there's still a lot we don't know about Chris. And that's where we, the new wave of Christorians, come in.


Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Ireland Irish
Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh!
Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Female Boyfriend-free Girl
This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.
Asexual Asexual
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.