User:Bleach
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Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
I'm just here to do grammar and spelling checks and such. I've been a grammar Nazi all my life, and that's not about to change. My project du jour is to help with CWCki:Operation Grammatification by doing what I do best: being a grammar Nazi.
My name doesn't come from the obscenely retarded anime called 'Bleach'; rather, it comes from the obscenely awesome album entitled Bleach from famous grunge band Nirvana, of which I'm a big fan.
Things I've Done
- User:Bleach/Templates
- Miscellaneous grammatical/spelling/compositional edits
Gamer Challenge
I'm a PC gamer. (Consoles can rot in hell. Except for the Ecksbawks ThweeThixty and my cherished Dreamcast.) I have the PC versions of BioShock and TES IV: Oblivion (and Mirror's Edge), all of which Chrissy has for the PS3, and I've done more with them than Chrissy probably ever will. I've played the shit out of Oblivion and continue to download mods for it; I don't play Bioshock as much anymore, but I still enjoy it from time to time -- I beat it within a couple of weeks of buying it, only taking time to study and fix my then newly built computer. My uptake on Mirror's Edge has been slower, mostly because I'm not as big a fan of platformers as I used to be, and that game is no exception, although it is pretty cool.
Irritatingly, all three games lack achievements of any kind), so there's no definite way to gauge how much I've out-gamed Chris, but I have to some undefinable extent. Like I said, I beat BioShock, and I've put a couple of hours into Mirror's Edge, and let's not forget all the time I've spent playing the shit out of Oblivion. (I'm moving on to Morrowind these days, I find, since it actually runs on my laptop.)
For the other gamerfags on here, I run a Core i7 920 on an Asus P6T Deluxe V2 with 6 GB G.SKILL DDR3-1600 RAM and two EVGA GeForce GTX 260 vid cards, all with Windows 7 Ultimate. Way overkill for Morrowind, but it runs Warhead on Enthusiast.
CWC
Chrissy fascinates me as a study in the ideal anti-person. He is as much an internet phenomenon as he is a living, breathing, Social Security-mooching example of what not to be. He's dumb enough to release his home address to the internet, gullible enough to be trolled repeatedly with the same basic formula, neurotic enough to flip the fuck out at the drop of a hat, and narcissistic enough to believe that he's always right, even when he's horrifyingly wrong.
Chrissy ruined Sonic for me. (More accurately, the retarded Sonic fandom at large ruined the franchise for me. Chrissy just finished the job.) I have fond childhood memories of playing the Genesis games, and lusting over a Sega Dreamcast so I could see my favorite video games mascot in 3D. At no point was the blue hedgehog my personal role model. Until I learned that he was merely a mediocre programmer and exceptionally shrewd businessman, Bill Gates was my personal hero.