This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3