User talk:Gourmetpickle

Impossibility of Sonichu

Reasons Sonichu cant' exist:

1. If Sonic had indeed crashed into a Pikachu whilst fighting Perfect Chaos, the Pikachu would have been obliterated.

2. According to Scientific Classification, mice and hedgehogs are in two completely unrelated classifications. The only conection is their Class (Mammalia.) Meaning, they have almost no relation. Chris successfully destroyed the theory of evolution.

• WIZARD DID IT. Seriously though, you're trying to reckon with someone who learns about anatomy from Family Guy episodes and pornography (the anatomy of Sonichu's genitalia? He got the idea from canine genitalia WHICH HE LEARNED FROM A QUIP BY BRIAN ON FAMILY GUY).

Instead, riddle Chris this - if Mewchu from How Pokemon Came into Our Pokeballs created all Pokemon, and Sonichu and Rosechu are electric hedgehog Pokemon, how can Chris be their TRUE and HONEST creator and father? Think about THAT. --Champthom 02:58, 9 March 2009 (CET)

Spoiler

Sonichu will end when it turns out that the CWCville Mall was actually in a snowglobe and that Sonichu was actually all in the mind of an autistic child. --Champthom 04:42, 30 November 2009 (CET)