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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 3''', any pretense that [[Chris]]'s ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' tutorial has anything to do with informing the public about [[autism]] is abandoned, and Chris instead goes into full-on sob story mode about his struggle. First he revisits his magical [[high school]] years. He admits that he's bitter about not getting [[china]] in high school, and reiterates his desire to have had [[dating education]]. Chris then reenacts his graduation tantrum, and rambles about how much his life has sucked since then. He finishes by wishing that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] get fired because she refused to accept his insincere apology after he slandered her all over the internet, and that the Game Place burn to the ground with [[Michael Snyder]] in it.

tl;dr: Chris hasn't gotten over high school or past grudges.

==Video==

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===Transcript===

Back in my teenage years at [[Manchester High School]] of Midlothian, [[Virginia]], I really felt emotionally rich, because I had a [[Lies|great number of friends]], the closest and majority of were some sweet girls.

[''Long sequence of Chris and a [[gal-pal]] looking at each other and smiling.'']

My circle of [[gal-pals]] was the best asset and blessing anyone could ever ask for. They understood me, and [[Chris_and_his_Ego|I understood]] [[Women%27s_rights|them]]. [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|We appreciated each other]]. We hung out, conversed, and hung out y- between within our classes, like home-ec and, uh, [[Reality|science, and math]], and even [[Chris and English|English]], and sometimes we would help each other out. [[Fail|It was the best of times... pretty much.]] And even though [[lie|I even]] had a high school [[Gal-Pals|sweetheart]] like most would, and the quality throughout was great. And would be most appreciated by ''any'' person, autistic or not.

Sadly though, about my high school years, of which I can only complain about were two things, and I did not realize these til after I graduated. Actually, one I realized, uh, mid-graduation. But after graduation I realized that I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating throughout high school. The mandatory sexual education class is good for after [[Third Date|date number three]] and so, but how do we even get to date number one? That's my question. I really would've appreciated a mandatory [[Dating education|DATING EDUCATION]] CLASS, alongside sexual education. Also, [[F Abstinance|abstinence]] is a JOKE. The virgin-breaker needs to happen BEFORE adulthood arrives, because being an adult [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] SUUUCKS. Even for us autistics and [[Slow-in-the-mind|mentally challenged]].

And the second thing about my high school years that can- can- I would complain about is my high school graduation ceremony. It was a very depressing day, it was raining, it was dark, it was dreary. Anyway, I went got- went up and got my diploma, and uh, I did not shake anybody's hand. It- I mean, there were important people there, I did not shake anybody's hand, I just grabbed my diploma, [[Fail|cried, then, ran off the stage]], went into a back room, sat at a- sat at a table by myself for a little while. Then my best gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen|Tif]] met up with me and uh, she made me feel a little better. (voice turns wistful) Really love to, uh, see her again, at least [[Rape|hang out]] or a little while.

My high school years were the best and most emotionally ''encouraging'' for me. But after graduation in 2000 and moving back to lame [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]... it was all downhill for me. My adult years ''suck''. And I'm soon to turn 29. I left my heart back at Manchester High in Midlothian.

I grad- I also graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] with a uh, degree in [[CADD|computer-aided drafting and design]], but that- and that graduation went better for me, because I did not have so many fr- I did not have many friends back there. And plus, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] [[Chris and his ego|just plain hated me.]] [''voice creaks on the verge of recognizing own faults''] Obvi- And obviously I uh, talked ill about her in [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] that I [[Chris and art|drew]], portrayed her as a witch... [''voice fills with self-righteous rationalization''] She made it apparent that it was illegal to find true love in the state of [[Virginia]]! And that [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia was a state for VIRGINS]]... ([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) She still ticked me off, I mean, even after I apologized to her for portraying her the way that I did in my books, she would not accept my apology and she banned me from the grounds of Piedmont Virginia Community College! That's a- one hell of a thank you for an apology, or an apology acceptance. Obviously she did not accept my apology. I hope she gets fired, period! And I also hope that the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]] in [[Charlottesville]]... [[Chris and anger|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! [[Death threats|ALONG WITH]] [[Michael Snyder|MICHAEL SNYDER]]!

Agh, that's all my ranting for right now.

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