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This page contains Chris's videos from [[December 2018]].

==Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?==
Chris says it's snowing, then grumbles at his [[mother]] for interrupting the video.

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| stardate       = 5 [[December 2018]]
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| style          = {{Rage|text}} {{Comedy|text}}
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| previous       = [[Shrek Retold#Chris's Entry|Shrek Retold]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! For tomorrow, it melts, or I end up shoveling some of it. 😊

⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Transcript===
Hey, everybody. It's snowing here in [[1218]], Virginia. Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? There's a joke. Have a good day.

==Address to FunkO's Cereal==

In this video ([[Chris and cinematography|awkwardly cut into two parts]]), Chris extols the virtues of "FunkO's", a brand of generic sugary cereal sold as a specialty item with the marketing gimmick of including a Funko toy figurine. He completely misses the point of this business strategy and suggests that the cereal should be sold in big-box stores without the toy so that he can buy more of it with his [[Financhu Crisis|limited financial means]].

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| name           = Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1
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| stardate       = 5 [[December 2018]]
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| name           = Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2
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| stardate       = 5 [[December 2018]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Hey, @OriginalFunko, how about making the Funko’s Cereal available in all cereal aisles in random colours and a random figure Optionally available in the boxes, please? 😊 Your multigrain cereal is Really Good! I would buy a 20oz box, just for the cereal, at $4.99.}}

===Transcript===
[''Part 1'']

Hey, everybody! Just wanted to offer a little [[voluntary...|Chris and brand loyalty]] individ- opinion about [''holds up FunkO's box to camera''] Funko brand's FunkO's cereal! But just the cereal though, I mean, because having all the pictures and the figures in them is good and all, but the cereal is really good. I mean, various colors therein, but I mean, hey, Funko company, you know what you could do with the cereal? ''Actually put it in the grocery stores'' and in the cereal aisles of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Marts]], the [[Get-Tar Region|Targets]], and everywhere, all the actual cereal aisle, instead of just making it a "specialty food item available only in certain places", you could make it available with, or without, the included [[List of toys|''toy!'']] and actually put more of the cereal in the box, like you know, make it a [[Obesity|family-size]] box of ''FunkO's!'' FunkO's!

Because that berry flavor is totally awesome, and it's a multi-grain cereal, so, it's definitely... a [[Chris and health#Diet and nutrition|good part of a balanced breakfast]]. So anyway, hey Funko, let's get the act together, let's put your cereal in the act- in all the cereal aisles. Okay? And you could just put various... pictures on the front, like, or even just, just even, just Social Time Freddy, just on the front cover, enjoying the cereal, and just... put FunkO's on the top part. ''FunkO's!'' FunkO's! And this is a really good cereal. Let's have... cereal in the cereal aisles, [[South Park|mmkay]]?

I had other thoughts that are escaping me, but - oh, not only that, but you could also just, in the bowl, yac'put various, you could make it like, eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, [[rainbow]] from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a ''random color'' in each of them, so like, you know, in one... neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be ''orange!'', anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... ''pur''ple, youguyshavefunwidda-

[''Part 2, picking up near the end of Part 1'']

... eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, [[rainbow]] from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a ''random color'' in each of them, so like, you know, in one, neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be ''orange!'', anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... ''pur''ple, youguyshavefunwiddat, 'cause the cereal is really good, so, Funko, let's get in on that, so then... I don't have to pay [[Chris and money|eight bucks]] for... this awesome cereal. Every time. [''sets down cereal box''] Pay like, four, five bucks for... bigger box of just the cereal, because... it really is good, and... at... two thumbs up. Okay? [''holds up right thumb''] Here's one, [''holds up same thumb again''] and here's another, because... my other thumb's holding the camera, hehe. Alright. Thank you, Funko company!

==Supportive message for Gracie==

Chris records a message for Gracie, after her father had tweeted:

{{quoteboxgreen|Hello my Twitter friends. This is my daughter Gracie whos getting Bullied and picked on at school. Being told shes Ugly and Fat and looks like a boy all the usual stuff. Can she get some love we've told her how Beautiful she is Love you Gracie❤❤❤}}

The father's tweet had been retweeted by [[Tara Strong]], who said:

{{quoteboxwhite|Hello beautiful. Please tell her she’s awesome & bullies suck & I’m happy to send her a special voice recording & I 💜 her?}}

Upon seeing Strong's tweet, Chris recorded his own message.

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| name           = Supportive message for Gracie
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| stardate       = 8 [[December 2018]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Hi, Gracie. You are beautiful, and you certainly are not fat; those bullies can take their insults and Zap It Up theirs. Ignore them, and stay Awesome as you are, with Great Self-Esteem, girl. 😊 ⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Transcript===
Hi Gracie, this is Christine Chandler, giving you a little support. I hear you're being bullied. [[''brushes hair back'']] Don't let the bullies bother you. I mean, [[Chris and his ego|I've been there with you]]. [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|I was bullied]] in my childhood too. I was bullied for being different, because of my... [[autism]]. But that's a whole different ting, and I didn't let that stop me, and I was [[Trolls|cyberbullied]] since 2007. Think I'd let that stop me? Nope. Nothing's stopping me. I continued on. [[Sonichu (comic)|I created]], and I worked. And you can do the same, just... you are beautiful, you are bright, and [[Pedofork|you definitely look very lovely, you look like a woman]], yes you do. [''deep breath''] And when somebody tells you otherwise, you can tell them that I said, [''points at camera''] they can take their insults and [''thrusts hand upward''] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|zap it up theirs]]. But seriously though, just tell everybody, tell- report them to your [[Jerkop|authorities]], your [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], whoever's nearby, an adult. Okay? Alright. Good luck, Gracie. Stay awesome. Zap to the extreme!

==Tour of Chris's House III==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

==Chris slaps himself==
{{main|Chris slaps himself}}

==Barb confirms she isn't dead==
On 14 December 2018, the troll who had been leaking videos from the [[Idea Guys]] saga on Chris's Twitter logged in again, this time to post:

{{quoteboxred|RIP Barbara Anne Weston Chandler 1941-2018 😇😇😇😭😭😭😢😢😢😢}}

About a minute later, the tweet was deleted by Chris. Three minutes after the tweet appeared, Chris uploaded this video as a rebuttal. He further claimed that he would increase his security measures to prevent being hacked again<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073740669750001664</ref>.

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===Description===
{{quotebox|Does she look dead to you, damn Hacker!}}

===Transcript===
Chris: Hey Mom, Say Something.

Barb: My Name is Barbara Chandler.

Chris: Are you Dead right now?

Barb: No.

Chris: You're Very much Alive?

Barb: Yes

Chris: How Strong do you feel?

Barb: Very Strong.

Chris: Good, Thank you.

==Sylvia==
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| name           = Sylvia
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| stardate       = 16 [[December 2018]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|But, for a good Twitter Feed Topper for a while, here’s a little bit of [[Sylvia]]. 😸}}

===Transcript===
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==On mah Treadmill, dawgs! ==

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| name           = On mah Treadmill, dawgs! 
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| stardate       = 16 [[December 2018]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|On mah [[Treadmill]], dawgs! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Transcript===
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