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{{Protip|We highly advise ''against'' contacting Chris during his stay in jail. Chris is keeping records of the people who contacted him,<ref>[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021#Full Call]]</ref> and if those somehow get leaked, then you'll have nobody but yourself to blame for potential harassment from [[Weening|weens]] and the secondhand embarrassment of being associated with him.}}

[[File:ChrisWritesJailLetters.png|thumb|250px|Chris writing letters]]
On 1 August 2021, [[Jail Saga|Chris was arrested]] on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]] against [[Barbara Chandler|his mother Barbara]], marking the first fully offline saga of Christory since [[Manchester High School|his high school years]].  Almost all knowledge of what Chris and Barbara have been up to since his arrest has come from '''communications from jail''' – letters and phone calls – while he awaits his hearings.

Chris's jail communications were suspended for a few months. Following his transfer from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]] in [[February 2022]], all mail sent to Chris at the jail was returned to the sender unread; Chris returned to the jail in [[May 2022]] and resumed mail communications.

==List of Letters==

{{Misinfo|These letters cannot be used in court as evidence for any alleged "crimes" Chris has committed, as it is all purely Chris's word.}}

[[File:Cwcjailletterspainting.jpg|thumb|450px|Christian writing his Epistles]]

Chris began sending handwritten '''letters from jail''' shortly after his arrest on 1 August 2021, although weens did not begin writing him ''en masse'' until the uploading of his "Jesus letter" to [[Kiwi Farms]] in late September. The envelopes arrive with a stamped disclaimer that the facility neither "censor[s] nor inspect[s]" Chris's letters – which has allowed him to release even more [[Honest Content]].

===August 2021===

====[[Misc Jail Letters#20 August 2021|20 August]]====
Chris begged for money to his inmate account to purchase socks, a bra, and sneakers.

===September 2021===
 
====[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September]]====
Chris wrote an open letter being defensive over his alleged theft of Barbara's money and for his incest charge. He also demonstrates a new [[coping]] mechanism - that he is Jesus Christ.

===October 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|3 October]]====
Chris responds to a failed attempt to convert him to Islam.

====[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October]]====
Chris responds to a letter from [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

====[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|20 October]]====
Chris answers six questions from a fan.

====[[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|21 October]]====
Chris responds to a [[4chan]] user named "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Shake Zula]]" about a plush he had been sent.

====[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)|25 October (1)]]====
Chris responds to a fan from Virginia, where he gives insight on how the officials at his jail treat him.

====[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)|25 October (2)]]====
Chris's second letter to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. Topics include Ken trying to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, Ken trying to arrange a pardon for Chris, Chris being unsure of wanting to kiss [[Null]] or Judas, and Chris commenting on prison ramen.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October]]====
Chris's third letter to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. Chris instructs his fans to visit and donate to [[Barbara]].

===November 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|8 November (1)]]====
Chris responds to Youtuber Stories from The Penitentiary, giving a much clearer image on his mental state and his experiences in jail.

====[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|8 November (2)]]====
Chris mentions that some officers have been "aloof; indifferent, or incompetent" to him; that he has been playing solo basketball in the exercise yard; and that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is still mayor of [[CWCville]].

====[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November]]====
Chris's fourth letter to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], on his experience in jail.

====[[Jail Letter - 20 November 2021|20 November]]====

Chris outright states that as a result of the Dimensional Merge, the world we live in now exists in the same universe as that as the one the Sonichu comics take place in.

====[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November]]====

Chris sends a fifth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt discussing a car accident which totalled [[Son-Chu]] and seriously injured Barb.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|30 November (1)]]====

Chris writes to an [[Onion Farms]] user, Celestia, about the concept of "self-religion" as well as how he plans to "upgrade" Christianity to his own whims.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|30 November (2)]]====

Chris answers 12 questions from a Twitter Fan, "Eels and the Egg-man". The subjects discussed include Chris's current relations with [[Bella]] and [[The Suitress]], his opinions on various Christubers, his plans after being released from jail, various dimensions, among other topics.

===December 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021|6 December]]====
Chris sends a sixth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. He further declares Null an incarnation of Judas, calling him a traitor and decides to "leak" various secrets about him.

====[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|9 December]]====
Chris sends a second letter to Celestia, consisting of little more than lore pertaining to his Messiah complex and the Dimensional Merge.

====[[Jail Letter - 10 December 2021|10 December]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 13 December 2021|13 December]]====
Chris sends a seventh letter containing a [[Christmas]] card to Kenneth Engelhardt.
 
====[[Jail Letter - 14 December 2021|14 December]]====
Chris sends an eighth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. He demands $200,000 to be sent to Barb following her involvement in a car crash in late November that totalled the latest iteration of [[Son-Chu]].

====[[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021‎‎|22 December]]====
Contains Chris's updated Ten Commandments.

===January 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|4 January]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 8 January 2022|8 January]]====
Chris sends a letter regarding a troll pretending to be a descendant of a Crusader.

====[[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|11 January]]====
Chris sends a ninth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. Chris makes a big point that Kenneth is only permitted to share a specific page online, feeling betrayed by the [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|one letter he didn't even post]]. The allowed page isn't too noteworthy, Chris shares more lore within his version of Neo-christianity, more specifically how his mother is the avatar of Emanuel and his reincarnation after being crucified as Jesus 2022 years ago.

Kengle then decides to share the entire letter anyway a month later.

====[[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022|18 January]]====
Chris sends a tenth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. He shuts down Kenneth's Sonichen-Sonichu crossover idea with a frank "HELL NO!!!", providing guidelines for future fanfictions ([[Chris and hypocrisy|all of which the original Soinchu comic violates]]). Chris also provides extensive information about the geography of C-197 and states his intentions to return to [[14 Branchland Court]] when released.

====[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022|19 January]]====
Chris sends an eleventh letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

====[[Jail Letter - 13 January 2022|Date unknown]]====
Chris sends a twelfth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt expressing his continued faith in the Merge. He includes a copy of his "Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer" written on 13 January. Kenneth shared the prayer but not the main letter.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 January 2022|30 January]]====
Chris sends a third letter to Spamton stating that he will be released from jail at his hearing on 3 February. He includes a copy of the "Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer".

====[[Jail Letter - Prayer to Bazaar|30 January (2)]]====
Chris sends a copy of his prayer to Bizarre Bazaar along with a short letter.

===May 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 9 May 2022|9 May]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May]]====

Chris sends the first letter since his transfer back to the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. Chris once again blames Jacob Sockness for the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, and blames the continuation of G5 My Little Pony for the Russian Invasion of Ukraine. Chris also dumps information about his mother's youth, and blames her for his incestous relationship with her.

====[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May]]====

Chris sends another letter to Kenneth, which he requests to conceal the contents of yet again.

===June 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|13 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022|25 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022|27 June]]====

===July 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|4 July]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 14 July 2022|14 July]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022|21 July]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (1)|22 July (1)]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)|22 July (2)]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|29 July 2022]]====

===August 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 2 August 2022|2 August 2022]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 5 August 2022|5 August 2022]]====

==List of Calls==
Chris is permitted to make '''outbound calls from jail''' for a maximum duration of fifteen minutes using money from his inmate account. As of May 2022, three people had recorded a total of six calls (assuming the medallion promotions were all recorded at the same time) and uploaded them in whole or in part to the internet. Chris has also tried calling Barbara and, at least on some occasions, has been unable to reach her.<ref>[[Jail Call - 11 January 2022]]</ref>

===November 2021===

====[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November]]====
Chris answers questions from a fan named Cory Allison who had written to him.

===December 2021===

====[[Jail Call - 24 December 2021|24 December]]====
Chris wishes Cory Allison a merry [[Christmas]].

===January 2022===

====[[Jail Call - 10 January 2022|10 January]]====
Chris discusses global warming, remote learning and jail donations with an Onion Farms user called Zombo.

====[[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|11 January]]====
Chris talks with Zombo about Barbara's wellbeing and encourages people to protest his imprisonment.

====[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|13 January]]====
Chris makes a public address to his internet fans while on a call with Zombo. The rest of the call outside of the address has not been shared.

===Undated===
====[[Jail Medallion Promotions]]====
Chris advertises for [[Praetor]]'s medallions.

==Goddess Log==

The '''Goddess Log''' is a journal Chris has kept in jail. It was mentioned in several of Chris's letters from jail, and through his [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|phone call to Cory Alisson]], Chris reveals that he records the addresses of all of the people who have sent letters to him. Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter to Kenneth Engelhardt]] mentions that he began keeping the journal on or before 7 [[August 2021]], although it is not known when he began calling it the "Goddess Log".

Chris also makes mention in a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|November 2021 letter]] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records the Akashic records], a compedium of all universal thoughts, events, words, and emotion recorded for all time in the religion of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theosophy theosophy]. Chris claims to have gotten several of the things he has recorded in the logs from the Akashic Guardian, who is the scribe of these records.

==Gifts==
{{Main|Jail Letter Gifts}}

Over the months, Chris has sent various holy items to the senders of the respectful letters he receives from jail from what would otherwise be trash.

==See Also==
*[[Jail Saga]]

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