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:''For the short story, see [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]].''
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! colspan="2" |Bionic the Hedgehog
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| '''Date of birth'''
| 13 November [[Sonichu chronology#1986|1986]] (in universe)
13 November [[1996]] (IRL)
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
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| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
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| '''Parents'''
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|AstcI3 conquered! Remarkable! Now he just needs to conquer cross-eyedness and his colors flowing outside of the lines!]]

{{quote|Bionic the Hedgehog is [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother. He is a professional {{w|basketball}} star and hand with tools in mechanics. He can score over 100 baskets in a single B-Ball game.|[[:Image:287-ACBionicBck.jpg|Bionic the Hedgehog Animal Crossing card]]}}

'''Bionic the Hedgehog''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1986|13 November 1986]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref>) was [[Chris]]'s first recolor, predating [[Sonichu (character)|his crowning achievement]]. Brother of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Bionic loves to play basketball.

Despite his name, Bionic is not a cyborg. He made this clear after [[Asperchu|Alec's]] version of Bionic was depicted as an actual cyborg, styled after {{w|Davros}}. His name was instead chosen as "Bionic" rhymes with "Sonic" and the "B" is for "basketball"<ref>[[Mailbag 6#Bionic's name|Mailbag 6]]</ref>.

==Character history==
[[Image:EarlyBionic.jpg|thumb|left|100px|An early image of Bionic, c. [[1996]]]]

Chris claims to have created Bionic way back on 13 November [[1996]], when he was standing in the middle of the hallway of his [[high school]] next to the basketball courts, staring into the void like [[Slow-in-the-minds|a retard]]. He claims that he was daydreaming about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] character {{w|List of Sonic the Hedgehog characters#Mighty the Armadillo|Mighty the Armadillo}}.<ref>[[:Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|DVD, note 4]]</ref>

Standing there motionless, daydreaming about Mighty, Chris was — you guessed it — hit in the face with a basketball. This, in Chris's words, "opened the lockers to his mind," and led to the creation of the recolor we know and tolerate today as the completely original character of Bionic the Hedgehog.

[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|Bionic's backstory]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/bionic1.htm Bionic the Hedgehog. By: Christian W. Chandler]</ref> tells us that he was [[Sonic]]'s brother, and that when they were young, Bionic fell through a portal into a world filled with [[niggos|basketball players]]. Sonic, for his part, forgot all about his dimwitted sibling, and went on to be a real star. Cut to years later, when Bionic showed up to save his brother, and then go on to have other [[Chris and writing#Plot and Drama|exciting adventures.]] It's interesting to note that, unlike all of Chris's other characters, Bionic was created within the {{w|Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|SatAM}}/{{w|Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics)|Archie Comic}} universe and not the video game universe.

As this was before Chris started churning out comics, Chris's very first creation Bionic was limited to only ever appearing in the occasional drawing or short story Chris thought up. Among other works, Bionic starred in the "[[Autism]] Conquered" drawing seen to the right, the rough sketch on the left, and a short [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|self titled story]].

Notably, Bionic used to look rather different from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], with smaller head-spines and much larger back-spines, and a tail. This different (but no less stupid) profile shape is likely not so much an act of originality as much as a simple [[Chris and art|inability to properly copy Sonic's design]]. Chris being Chris, Bionic's current iteration in ''Sonichu'' looks like the palette-swapped Sonic the Hedgehog he always was at heart.

==In ''Sonichu''==
Years after he was initially forgotten about and replaced by another [[Sonichu (character)|equally stupid and unoriginal recolor]], Bionic appeared in his successor's [[Sonichu (comic)|comic series]] at the end of [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], where he arrives just in time to save [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his creator]] from being murdered by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|homosexual evil twin]] after Chris got beaten up again. Chris eventually regains consciousness after being initially knocked out and Bionic gives him the fourth [[Sonichu Ball]] that Chris was fighting Reldnahc for.

In the following conversation, Chris and Bionic both make some [[Chris and reality|very meta references]] to Bionic's creation and the last time Chris drew him, though Bionic for some reason does not seem to resent being almost completely forgotten about for years on end. The conversation ends with him asking Chris to provide him with a girlfriend, (you know, since he gave Sonichu one and everything), and Chris nonchalantly decides that he's now going out with [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi La Skunk]].

[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] followed up this thread by showing Bionic and Megagi leaving to go on their second [[Dating|date]], and Chris, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Magi-Chan]] then spent the rest of the issue traveling through time to retrieve a Sonichu Ball that had been lost in the past in [[Manchester High School]]. Chris worked his and Bionic's history into this story, recreating the above mentioned basketball incident in comic form, except with the Sonichu Ball filling the role of the basketball, which Chris then took and replaced with an actual basketball to keep the timeline consistent with his memories.

In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Bionic appeared again with Megagi at the beach during the spring break special, during which time Megagi recounts a story of Bionic flirting with an anthropomorphic cat until she interfered and stopped them. Bionic says nothing and passively agrees with everything, showing that he has since lost his balls.

Bionic made a reappearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], describing {{w|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|getting into a fight at a basketball court}} with several comical attempts at "street" slang after he and [[Darkbind Sonichu|Darkbind]] save Sonichu from the trio of Reldnahc, [[Giovanni]] and [[Doctor Robotnik|Robotnik]], who had kidnapped his girlfriend [[Rosechu]].

For some reason, Bionic didn't appear again until much later into [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he made a brief cameo complaining about his depiction in ''[[Asperchu]]''. He made a second cameo later in the issue, being one of the characters to execute [[Alec Benson Leary]] via ten-button electric chair, loudly proclaiming "I am not a robot!" as he did.

After being forgotten for seven years, Bionic appears in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] with his girlfriend [[Megagi La Skunk]] attending the Cwcville SLGBTQ Pride festival.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|Genesis of Bionic
Image:BionicIRL.png|Bionic played for the Cavaliers in the 96-97 NBA season
Image:Page85.jpg|Is Bionic really...?
Image:Page85withthefreshprince.jpg|{{w|That's better!}}
Image:288-YuBionic.jpg|Like everything else Chris ever made, Bionic has a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
Image:ModNation Bionic.jpg|As he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
</gallery></center>

==References==
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==See also==
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*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]]
*[[Manchester High School]]

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