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[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about [[Ivy]], was leaked.]]
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"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet.

In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkop|police]].

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==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name           = CWC Update! 27 March 2009
| ytid           = p-LgkC1856A
| stardate       = 27 [[March 2009]]
| subject        = {{Violence|text}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
| saga           = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt          = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous       = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]
| next           = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
}}

{{quote|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!}}

=== Transcript ===

[''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.

Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. 

But anyway, [[Speech impediment|I, apparently my, my sw-, my, I, I wi-, I swear to God that, I, consi-,]]that any, ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel, in my life and within my family...[''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will

{{RageQuote|GO TO [[Jerkop|THE POLICE]]}}

WITH '''EVERY''' HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d-, we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.

So...in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:

{{RageQuote|''BACK'' THE FUCK ''OFF!''}}

You back the fuck off. Or...I swear, also...myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side a-

{{RageQuote|'''GAIN!'''}}

'''Or even''' '''''WORSE?!'''''  

{{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part II|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH]] [[Death threats|GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH]]!''}}

I will

{{RageQuote|''[[Buddha belly|PAUNCH]]'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!}}

If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In ''person''.

But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ''ALONE''!

I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any

{{RageQuote|FURTHER}}

incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. '''ALL RIGHT?''' Back the fuck off. Have a good day.

==Fan Videos==
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| name           = hnnnnng gon' strangle that clyde cash.avi 10 minutes
| ytid           = _dDrG8Aadp8
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC78d0XwyqxzwDcsws7o-UaQ Seymour Butts]
| stardate       = 12 [[June 2013]]
| type           = sensual sounds 4 masturbation
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]|}}
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{{Captain's Log}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-27]]
[[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]