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'''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on [[Chris's birthday|24 Febr]][[February 2014|uary 2014]] of [[Chris]] singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house, in the style of the ''[[Wikipedia:Merrie Melodies|Merrie Melodies]]'' short ''[[Wikipedia:One Froggy Evening|One Froggy Evening]]''. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his [[manboobs]] jiggle all over the place.

Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of [[random-access humor]]. Or both.

The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his usual standards.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name           = Hello, my sweety baby!
| ytid           = MBDcdJDFzTk
| stardate       = 8 [[May 2013]]
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{Class of 2000|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous       = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
| next           = [[Mario Kart 8|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.'']

[''terrifyingly comes close to the camera with a [[creepy stare|piercing stare]] before abruptly smiling''] '''A-woooe!''' [''looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes under his own weight.'']

<poem>Hello, ma baby, 
[[Monthly tugboat|Hello, ma money]] [''sic''],
Hello, ma ragtime gal, 
Send me a kiss by wire, 
Baby, [[Obesity|my heart's on fire]]! 
If you refuse me, 
Honey, you'll lose me, 
... you'll be left alone; 
Oh baby, telephone 
And tell me I'm your own!

[''Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice''] 
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To [[List of sweethearts|believe the lies you hand me]]
You've been out with that girl again
[''Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"'']
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.

[''begins singing in baritone again'']
Hello, ma baby, 
Hello, ma honey, 
Hello, ma ragtime gal, 
I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid
[''Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"'']
I’ll never, ever...wander
‘Cause when I did...
[''Chris pauses, breathing heavily from [[Obesity|the exertion of light exercise]]'']
I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
[[Bob|Cross my heart and hope to die]]
[[List of Chris's lies|I’ll never tell another lie]]
I’ll mend your [[Heart level|broken heart]]
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Hello, ma baby, 
Hello, ma honey, 
Hello, ma ragtime gal, 
[[CWC Cums for a Cat|Send me a kiss by wire,]]
Baby, my heart's on fire! 
If you refuse me, 
Honey, you'll lose me, 
Then you'll be left alone; 
Oh baby, telephone 
And tell me I'm your own!</poem>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name           = Chris Chan Michigan J. Frog (In Color!)
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|RpIkST8E1F4}}
| Stardate       = 24 [[February 2014]]
| Maker          = HeirOfByzantium
}}

==References==
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{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]]