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[[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]]
[[Image:ECP_00025.jpg|thumb|Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone]]

"'''(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise'''" is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio's]] "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]", featured in his second album, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]. The song deals with Chris's struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view. Clyde Cash has since resolved to become a [[Julie|13 year old]], downgrade his monitor so it has an LCD, and become so crazy that his mother would start having concerns.

==The Song==
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==Lyrics==

[''sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"'']

As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame<br>
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here<br>
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that<br>
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone<br><br>

But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it<br>
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy<br>
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it<br>
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz<br><br>

A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense<br>
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br>
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br>
On my knees in the night ''(sped up)''<br>
Saying prayers in the LCD light<br><br>

We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br><br>

Look at the situation, they got me facin'<br>
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street<br>
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash<br>
Too much internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams<br><br>

I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind<br>
Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard<br>
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger<br>
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br>

...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away<br>
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say<br>
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!<br>
The way things are going I don't know<br><br>

...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me ''(sings 2 times faster)''<br>
The... things... we... see... ''(catches up)'' ...hurt are you and me?<br><br>

We... we...

W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a gang-- trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a grollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br><br>

Power and no money, money and no power<br>
Minute after minute, hour after hour<br>
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'<br>
...It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'<br><br>

They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me<br>
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me<br>
I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br>
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.<br><br>

We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in the trollsta's paradise<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br><br>

Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt<br>
Are you and me? ''(pause)'' Tell me why! We are we!<br>
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! ''(pause)''<br>
''(catches up)'' ...ones we hurt are you and me?<br><br>

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