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|imagecaption = Because the way to show you're straight is to destroy a vibrator.
|imagecaption = Because the way to show you're straight is to destroy a vibrator.
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his [[Sex toys|vibrator]] in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't [[Homos|gay]].
|text = Today in Christory;
 
In '''[[2004]]''', Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "''Hard Love Quest''". It includes the famous line: "''Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME''", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.
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|text = In '''[[2009]]''', Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his [[Sex toys|vibrator]] in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't [[Homos|gay]]. Sonichu.net is also hacked by Clyde Cash.
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|link = CWC Update 18 January 2009
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|text = In '''[[2011]]''', Chris spent $80 on [[LittleBigPlanet]] 2, which he proceeds to play for the following months.
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Latest revision as of 19:43, 11 November 2011

Because the way to show you're straight is to destroy a vibrator.

Today in Christory;

In 2004, Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "Hard Love Quest". It includes the famous line: "Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.

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In 2009, Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his vibrator in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't gay. Sonichu.net is also hacked by Clyde Cash.

(more...)


In 2011, Chris spent $80 on LittleBigPlanet 2, which he proceeds to play for the following months.

(more...)


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