User:Sinistersnare/Alternate sagas

Alternate Christary Page

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Disclaimer, I'm making these because I'm bored, and alternate history no matter what the subject is a bit of a hobby of mine :)

What if Chris Chan never had an ED article, and was never discovered?

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The Megan Saga It's a no brainer that the Megan saga could have lasted from a couple of more months to a couple of more years had there not been an ED page about Chris Chan. The reason that Megan stopped contacting Chris was because of the poorly drawn pron of Megan, Chris had made to counter the ED artwork of the homosexual and futa porn people have been making with Chris's characters. Megan would have still kept contact with Chris, and would probably still use him like a debit card until she gets her own someday.

Months pass, and Chris gets lied to about Megan from Barbara Chandler saying that Megan is using Chris due to Barb's hate for Megan. In a way Megan was sort of just using him like a debit card, but the main reason why was because Megan didn't have one because of the internet just getting the popularity it has today. Due to Barb's hatred to Megan, and Barb wanting Megan to just leave Chris alone due to the fear of Chris becoming a man, and leaving her like Cole has, she told him more lies to convince Chris to stop talking to Megan like "I checked Megan's phone, and she texted her friend that she was going to rob Chris out of all of his money when Megan spent the night here". Chris believes this due to his mother having absolute control over his mind, and gets outraged. Chris emails Megan about this, and of course Megan doesn't know what the hell the crazy bastard is talking about. After a few emails back, and forth with Megan, Chris eventually makes Megan so confused, and upset at him that she stops talking to him.

The Adam Stackhouse Saga This saga happens the exact same way it did in our timeline, Chris makes a shitty video, Chris loses, Chris rages over it like a child.

The Cole Smithey Saga Here is where I am going to make Sagas that aren't in our timeline. The Cole Smithey Saga began with Chris emailing Cole, mainly because Barb probably wants her abuse victim to crawl back to her. Chris tells Cole that he's been lied to by other relatives, and that he should stop being such a "meanie" to Barb. Cole after reading Chris's email about how he should stop being so angry at Barb, recoils by explaining to Chris that he was abused by Barb, and gave Chris a few examples, such as "Barb almost shot me in the head, because she thought I was a robber.". Chris after fed more lies from Barb after reading the Email, doesn't understand what Cole has been trying to say to Chris for the past couple of months they've been contacting each other for.

A few months had passed, and Cole eventually brings up what happened to the tiny friendship Chris had with Megan that he had found out about from Chris because he gives personal information like it's candy, and obviously Chris gets upset at him for bringing that up. Cole sucks in his pride, and tells him that Barb probably lied to him about Megan, giving valid points about how Barb never brought any evidence to him about Megan at all, and spends a few dozen emails trying to put a dent in the wall of ignorance Barb has placed for his son. Cole eventually does get Chris to somewhat realize that Megan might have not had been a bad person like Chris originally believed, and sends Megan an email, beginning the next Saga that relates to Megan.

The Mother Saga Chris emails tries to get in contact with Megan one last time without his parents knowing, and starts to email her once more. After a few months from the day he tried to contact Megan again but to no avail, he eventually gets one email from Megan simply ready "What? >:(". Megan still is a bit frustrated with Chris, and clearly doesn't want to talk to him, but Chris attempts the advice Cole from the Cole Saga had given him, and tried to talk to Megan without Barb's influence. Chris and Megan talk over email for a few weeks, and Chris showed the first sign of him maturing by him owning up to responsibility for his own actions, and simply said "I'm sorry that I got angry at you" sincerely for a change. Megan took the apology, and attempted to at least be friends with Chris over email, do to her move to a different location from Chris Chan, and her feeling uneasy still being around him.

Chris eventually gets his first job at a Wal*Mart (or a Mal-Wart as it's known in the Sonichu universe) and slowly begins to forget about Sonichu due to the character not getting the infamous popularity it had gotten in this timeline. Chris told Megan about him getting a job, and she acknowledge that she's happy that he finally did. But it's during this time that Barb began to get suspicious of Chris becoming so successful in his life, and how he's growing up at last, instead of her being happy for her son like a caring mother should. Barb would begin to check if Chris had forgotten to log out of his Email after a week of her suspicions, and eventually she would see the recent emails shared between Chris, and Megan, and how they've rebuilt their friendship stronger then it had been before Barb destroyed it. Barb began to feed Chris lies about his co-workers at Wal*Mart, and his friend Megan which at first were successful. But Chris began to show signs of him being a bit stronger in will, and started asking her questions such as "How do you know these things are true?", and Barb would only answer with "A Mother just knows.". For the first time in Chris's life, Chris began to think what his mother is, and was telling him was bullshit, and he eventually gained the backbone to call Barb out on it.

Chris took Megan's advice that she had told Chris over email, and advised him to move out. Chris eventually pulled himself together, after the argument he had with his mother, and he told her he's moving out of the house along with Bob. Bob thinks this is a wonderful idea, and is happy for his son that he's finally moving out, but keeps it bottled up inside because Barbara is devastated after hearing that his child is finally leaving the nest. Barbra stormed into her room to cry, which in return made Chris feel guilty for something he should be doing. After packing his things Barbara stormed out of her room, and yelled at Chris for leaving her like this, although Chris explained to his mother that he would still keep in contact with her, she was too upset, and blinded by her fears to see that what Chris is doing is a good thing, and Chris leaves with his heart actually feeling like it's at 10%.

The Return Of Megan Saga After a year since Chris moved to a 1 bedroom apartment, and talking to Megan over skype now, Megan finally feels like she can somewhat trust Chris, and asked if she could stay at his place for a few nights since, as she puts it "It's not really working out where I'm at...". Megan warned Chris not to act weird like he did when they lived an hour away from each other, and hesitantly began to drive back to Virginia. Chris promised Megan that he'll be on his best behavior, and Megan was slightly relieved.

Once Megan arrived at the Christian Chandler apartment, she sees how much Chris's life has turned around since her last encounter in real life, he wasn't that Axe-wearing striped-shirt pedo glasses weirdo, for Chris was well groomed, and wasn't wearing Goodwill clothes, and has gotten some new glasses. Megan stays at the Chris's apartment for a few weeks, and Chris, and Megan just hang out watching South Park, and Family Guy, eating Pizza, talking, and a few laughs were thrown over the weeks Megan stayed over.

Chris eventually asks Megan if she would like to go on a date as friends since Chris knows that Megan is Asexual, and wouldn't want a romantic or sexual relationship at all, but Megan agrees since her level of trust with Chris has grown slightly after proving he can handle her living in his home. During his date with Megan, Chris began to change his position on alcohol, and had his first beer in the restaurant Megan, and Chris were in. Megan laughed when Chris, after drinking the beer, cringed, and said "I think it's stale". Chris didn't get it, but after Megan explained that all alcohol tastes like that, Chris laughed with Megan. Chris, and Megan got drunk, and had a good time together, but once Chris woke up the next morning with his first hangover, he saw Megan next to him, he knew that his love quest was over.

Epilogue Saga Chris, and Megan today are just friends due to Megan being Asexual, and can't form a romantic bond with a someone. Chris has regained contact with Cole, and became very close with his brother do to Chris, and Cole understanding one another from being abused by Barbara. Chris has also kept a good relationship with his other family members, even after Aunt Corrina passed away, and not just with Cole. Barbara was given mental help after Chris, and Cole suggested that she should for the longest time, and eventually she had to by a judge after her having a mental breakdown, and tried to stab Cole with a fork since she is convinced the reason why Chris grew up was because of him. Bob passes away happy that his son is now a man, and is dearly missed by Chris. Chris has been engaged since 2014, and now is about to be married in this Timeline to a girl named Heather, and has found true happiness.